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Old 07-26-2006, 10:20 AM   #1
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Thumbs up I just met a redhead on the train, and she smelled of vanilla and strawberries

Oh my god, I think I'm in love. Sweet, smart, nice, and apparently single. Unfortunately I'm not, but it's nice to fantasize.

And that smell... jeezus, I wanted to bury my nose in her hair. I absolutely love redheads and this woman was killing me! *swoon*

I hope everyone else had an equally good start to their mornings.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:21 AM   #2
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**** off

Take your good morning and **** off
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:21 AM   #3
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tt you know the rest.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:22 AM   #4
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um - my fiance' bitched at me all morning and almost made me late for the bus, on which I sat across, and had to listen to crazy Margerite who talks to herself. When I got to work, my fiance' called me again and bitched at me some more.

i'd say i'm about 2 over par.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:22 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Bottom Feeder
Oh my god, I think I'm in love. Sweet, smart, nice, and apparently single. fortunately she doesn't know I'm not, but it's nice to fantasize.

And that smell... jeezus, I wanted to bury my nose in her hair. I absolutely love redheads and this woman was killing me! *swoon*

I hope everyone else had an equally good start to their mornings.
Fixed now go hit it
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:22 AM   #6
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did she have a nice rack?
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:22 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Bottom Feeder
Oh my god, I think I'm in love. Sweet, smart, nice, and apparently single. Unfortunately I'm not, but it's nice to fantasize.

And that smell... jeezus, I wanted to bury my nose in her hair. I absolutely love redheads and this woman was killing me! *swoon*

I hope everyone else had an equally good start to their mornings.
That right there is the sweetest moment there is.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:22 AM   #8
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Hey, I think I know her....did she look like this?
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:23 AM   #9
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Oh my god, I think I'm in love. Sweet, smart, nice, and apparently single. Unfortunately I'm not, but it's nice to fantasize.

And that smell... jeezus, I wanted to bury my nose in her hair. I absolutely love redheads and this woman was killing me! *swoon*

I hope everyone else had an equally good start to their mornings.
They are evil dirty foul succubuses under that false front.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:23 AM   #10
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Oh my god, I think I'm in love. Sweet, smart, nice, and apparently single. Unfortunately I'm not, but it's nice to fantasize.

And that smell... jeezus, I wanted to bury my nose in her hair. I absolutely love redheads and this woman was killing me! *swoon*

I hope everyone else had an equally good start to their mornings.
I hate you.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:23 AM   #11
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succubii
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:24 AM   #12
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succubii
sucanut
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:26 AM   #13
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IByouhookupwithherandshegetsrappedinahotelroom.... hilarityensues
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:26 AM   #14
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wait a sec ... WRXguyinVEGAS, not WRXguyinNOVA.

is this a parody?
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:26 AM   #15
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They are evil dirty foul succubuses under that false front.
Here here.... I'm trying not to be bitter.. really I am.

But OP is right.. when a girl smells good.... *weak knees*
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:28 AM   #16
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Nova? Hook me up!
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:29 AM   #17
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issey miyake for women used to have the same effect on me as a quart of jager and 12 beers.

unfortunately, the effect after either wears off involves copious vomitting and vigorously scrubbing your junk in some skank's kitchen sink before hailing a cab home.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:29 AM   #18
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um - my fiance' bitched at me all morning and almost made me late for the bus, on which I sat across, and had to listen to crazy Margerite who talks to herself. When I got to work, my fiance' called me again and bitched at me some more.

i'd say i'm about 2 over par.
That's what you get for accusing her grandmother of dinging your door!
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:31 AM   #19
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wait a sec ... WRXguyinVEGAS, not WRXguyinNOVA.

is this a parody?
Mine doesn't live in NOVA... nor does she ever take "trains" on a regular basis...

Plus, she doesn't like vanilla scented stuff...
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:31 AM   #20
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issey miyake for women used to have the same effect on me as a quart of jager and 12 beers.

unfortunately, the effect after either wears off involves copious vomitting and vigorously scrubbing your junk in some skank's kitchen sink before hailing a cab home.

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Old 07-26-2006, 10:31 AM   #21
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did she have a nice rack or not?
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:32 AM   #22
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did she have a nice rack or not?
We NEED to know...
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:32 AM   #23
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Quick, PM Mud Pig for advice on how to woo her!!
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:32 AM   #24
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IByouhookupwithherandshegetsrappedinahotelroom.... hilarityensues
That sounds like a movie I just saw....






Snakes on a train?
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:32 AM   #25
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They are evil dirty foul succubuses under that false front.
I'll drink to that.
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