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10-30-2008, 01:38 PM | #1 |
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Why do cigarettes make me have to poop???
I don't get it. Ill have no urge until I smoke one then bam!
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10-30-2008, 01:40 PM | #2 |
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Natural laxitive.
It's preparing your colon for all the cancer that will be destroying your body in a few years. |
10-30-2008, 01:40 PM | #3 |
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coffee does the same thing to me, esp the big cans of doubleshot they make now.
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10-30-2008, 01:40 PM | #4 |
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Uh. They never made me have to poop. Though they have made me want to die.
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10-30-2008, 01:41 PM | #5 |
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One of the chemicals inside cigarettes reacts with something in your digestive tract. I need to look it up.
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10-30-2008, 01:41 PM | #6 |
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Same thing happens to me when I go to the mall. I ALWAYS have to go as soon as I start looking through the clothes!
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10-30-2008, 01:42 PM | #7 |
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They flavor them with prune juice. prunes are a laxative
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10-30-2008, 01:42 PM | #8 |
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10-30-2008, 01:43 PM | #9 |
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10-30-2008, 01:43 PM | #10 |
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I don't smoke usually. But for some reason I end up smoking when I drink.. And it did that to me last night. I was just standing there and then I was like I have to ****, I need to sit down.
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10-30-2008, 01:43 PM | #11 |
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10-30-2008, 01:43 PM | #12 |
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10-30-2008, 01:45 PM | #13 |
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10-30-2008, 01:46 PM | #14 |
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10-30-2008, 01:47 PM | #15 | |
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Here's the cause. Coffee first thing in the morning along with smokes, you go poop. It's not the smokey treats. |
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10-30-2008, 01:47 PM | #16 |
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10-30-2008, 01:48 PM | #17 |
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10-30-2008, 01:51 PM | #18 |
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I haven't smoked in almost 2 years, but I had the same issues. It would really suck when you'd step outside, take 2 drags, and need to put it out so you can go take care of business.
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10-30-2008, 01:52 PM | #19 |
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Nicotine and caffeine act as stimulants. They make the muscles in your colon contract, from the top, down to the bottom (heh.) This action moves the material towards the exit. And it is an exit people.
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10-30-2008, 02:04 PM | #20 | |
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Ding ding ding. This man speaks the truth. Coke can do the same thing to ya. Both the powder and the drink. So will smokeless tobacco. |
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10-30-2008, 02:13 PM | #21 |
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10-30-2008, 02:37 PM | #22 |
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Because they're so bad for your health, even feces would rather abandon ship than stay aboard a sinking vessel.
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10-30-2008, 03:59 PM | #23 | |
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Correct
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Extra props for feedingtime for better articulation. |
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10-30-2008, 04:00 PM | #24 |
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Yep, it's the Cancer making room.
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10-30-2008, 04:09 PM | #25 |
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The real question is "Why do I always have to have a cigarette after I poop?"
And does it being pleasurable enough that it makes me wanna have a smoke make me a homo? |
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