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05-16-2001, 06:44 PM | #1 |
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Any one up for a laugh?
This sounds like an i-club member story:
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: officer:May I see your drivers license? driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended after my 3rd DUI. officer:May I see the vehicle registration? driver:This is not my car,I stole this car,but I think I saw the registration when I put my gun in the glove box. officer:There's a gun in the glove box? driver:Yes I put it there after I shot the lady who owns this car and put her body in the trunk. officer:There's a body in the trunk?!!!!! driver:Yes sir. Hearing this the officer immediately calls for more units and his sergeant. The car is quickly surrounded and the sergeant approaches the driver. sergeant:Sir can I see your drivers license? driver:Sure here it is. sergeant:Whose car is this? driver:It's mine.Here is the registration. sergeant:Would you open the glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it? driver:Happy to but there is no gun. Sure enough nothing in the glove box. sergeant:Would you mind opening up the trunk so I can see if there is a body in there. driver:Not at all. He opens the trunk and there is no body. segeant:I don't understand it.The officer said you were driving a stolen car with out a license.He also said you shot the owner and put her body in the trunk and the gun in the glove box. driver:Yeah,I'll bet the lying S.O.B.told you I was speeding too!!!!!
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05-16-2001, 06:46 PM | #2 |
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yeah i think subie gal already told that one yesturday on the off topic section. you bitter.
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05-16-2001, 06:47 PM | #3 |
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05-16-2001, 06:50 PM | #4 |
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Oh well lock it up then.
I'm not a regular in off topic. |
05-17-2001, 01:08 AM | #5 |
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LMAO!
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05-17-2001, 01:14 AM | #6 |
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That's frickin' hilarious!!!
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05-17-2001, 01:15 AM | #7 |
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05-17-2001, 02:47 AM | #8 |
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heh, I'd almost try that except I've had cops draw their guns on me before.
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05-17-2001, 01:19 PM | #9 |
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Har Har.
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