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12-03-2012, 01:29 PM | #3326 |
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Dear boner in the F250 diesel,
Please don't try and race me. It's just never gonna happen. It was raining out and all I was doing was driving home from a friends house. Putting your window down, staring at me and trying to do burnouts at 3 stoplights in a row is impressive and all but honestly, just stop. Sincerely, Guy just minding his own business.
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12-03-2012, 11:22 PM | #3327 |
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Dear imbecile in the blue Jeep Wrangler,
Thanks for almost running us off the road into a hill. I don't know what you were thinking when you cut us off this afternoon (probably not much), but the next time a car on the main road is at the side road you are pulling out of, freaking stop! I just want to let you know it took a lot of tongue-biting when you pulled into the same parking lot as us. Sincerely, Self control Dear silver Nissan Maxima, What is your deal? You park in your driveway all day, but in the evening you move your car out to the side road. This wouldn't be an issue if you didn't park at the base of a hill where the already-narrow road splits (temporarily) into a high and a low lane that are even more narrow. The next time I have to squeeze my 5 ton rack truck past your stupidly parked car, I'm just going to let the dump body leave a nice, long crease down the driver's side of the car. If I don't do that, I'm reporting your car. Sincerely, Wondering why you don't use your driveway |
12-04-2012, 09:09 PM | #3328 | |
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12-05-2012, 12:19 AM | #3329 |
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Dear silver Focus/Texas plates
Get the **** out of the left lane. If I try to pass you on the right do not speed up. Do not speed up and cut me off just to drive slow again and block traffic... 4 times. If I pull over to avoid you don't stop in the parking lot ahead and wait. Your hi-beams belong on when your in front of me not behind. The speed limit is 50 not 40 or 90. -Crazy ******* in the white Subaru. P.S. I hope the spare change cracked your windshield. |
12-05-2012, 11:39 PM | #3330 |
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Dear everyone on I-280,
There's three cars that got into an accident on the shoulder. So what?! Both lanes are unobstructed. Get your eyes back on the road and drive! Dear old guy in the purple Cadillac, One, your car is a very ugly color. Two, don't putter along in the center lane, then pull into the right when I finally get fed up and go to pass you. If you're using age as an excuse for driving poorly, your license should be revoked. Sincerely, Amazed at all of the stupidity |
12-06-2012, 07:59 PM | #3331 |
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Dear ford f150 driver......
Pulling up on my ass and tail gating me does not bother me. You could be in a tank, I still wouldn't be intimidated. It was nice to see you pass me on the right on the S curves in Pawtucket going like 90mph weaving through cars. What's even funnier is with my cruise control on I end up behind you near rt 152 exit and i didn't hace to drive crazy. But you still had some amazing driving skills left..... I pull All the way to the right lane so I can take exit 6 and you decide to gun it and attempt to cut me off, mind you I saw this coming, but you failed to pay attention when you just pull into my lane. Your rear wheels aligned up with my front driver side wheels/fender, and pushed me into the brake down lane. Clearly my horn wasn't enough and when i pulled next to you, I was not showing you the sign that your number one, it was clarifying your a f@&king idiot, that's why you looked forward only and driving extra tense. Sincerely, Do us favor and drop dead P.s. .... I need hella horns! |
12-06-2012, 08:05 PM | #3332 |
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Dear Mr. Mass State Trooper,
While I respect my fellow officers in uniform. If your lights aren't on, you don't need to be going ZOMG!WARPSPEED!!! 90mph down the MassPike wasting taxpayer dollars needlessly. And I REALLY don't care how close you get to me to make me move over when there is NO ONE in the other two lanes next to us. Have A Nice Day! Sincerely, WRX drivin' CT Veteran... |
12-06-2012, 08:14 PM | #3333 |
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12-06-2012, 08:34 PM | #3334 | |
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12-06-2012, 09:14 PM | #3335 |
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^ had that happen to me a few years ago. So I followed him . . . Needless to say I wound up with a speeding ticket.
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12-06-2012, 09:30 PM | #3336 |
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12-06-2012, 09:35 PM | #3337 |
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I just figured I'd follow him to make decent time through traffic. He didn't appreciate that and he pulled over a lane and slowed down to 40 till I went by then flew up on my azz and then I every 4 letter word in the book. Told him that's what the lights on the car were for and he liked that even less. O well
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12-06-2012, 10:57 PM | #3338 |
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idk if you guys have heard this |
12-07-2012, 04:56 PM | #3339 | |
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12-07-2012, 04:58 PM | #3340 |
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That's not a just a MA thing. Most if not all states the left lane is for passing only. Most states strictly enforce it too. My mom grew up in Illinois and she said it was a pretty serious offense there.
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12-07-2012, 05:52 PM | #3341 |
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12-07-2012, 09:25 PM | #3342 | |
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12-07-2012, 10:09 PM | #3343 |
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Dear everyone,
PLEASE TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS AT NIGHT!!!! How do you not notice this when it's pitch black outside?! Ok, I understand if you're driving an automatic then you have no need to check your dash but doesn't everyone check to look to see how much gas they have left or what time it is? Whatever the reason. Seriously, someone is gonna cause a bad accident if they already haven't... Sincerely, young WRX driver who's appalled at people older than himself. |
12-07-2012, 10:12 PM | #3344 |
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They probably have gauges that are on all the time.
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12-08-2012, 03:44 PM | #3345 |
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12-08-2012, 05:12 PM | #3346 | |
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That just sounds like any random day in Houston to me. Stupid ****ing drivers |
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12-08-2012, 06:21 PM | #3347 | |
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12-08-2012, 07:03 PM | #3348 | |
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Dear aforementioned F150 driver, I was not impressed when you were riding ass on RT 4. I can't exactly move over through the car to my right. I also wasn't impressed when you passed a buttload of people on the right while doing 90+, and then continuing your dbaggery on 95. I was simply glad that you kept getting further away from me. Dear daredevil in the GTI, Doing 90 through downtown Providence is stupid, no matter which highway you're on. Dear Lexus driver, Pick a goddamn speed and ****ing drive it. It's bad enough you're camped in the left lane not passing that Focus, but even after the S curves, you can't decide whether you want to do 60 or 70. That is, until I tried passing you on the right. Go **** yourself and Signed, I grow more and more disappointed in humanity every day. |
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12-08-2012, 10:34 PM | #3349 | |
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12-11-2012, 01:01 PM | #3350 |
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Dear garbage truck driver/operator,
Get some lube on that goddamned arm. It sounds like someone is opening a gigantic squeaky door very slowly. Yours, OW MY EARS |
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