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Old 09-26-2016, 10:01 AM   #2101
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http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-...eds-alligator/

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Florida man, high on meth, 'cuts off genitals, feeds them to alligator'
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:14 AM   #2102
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That. Is. Outstanding!!
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:15 AM   #2103
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Selfless act for humanity?


Unless he already passed on his genes.
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Old 09-26-2016, 02:59 PM   #2104
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He just earned a shot at the Florida man of the year title.
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:05 PM   #2105
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Jesus christ That headline won't be topped for some time.
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:07 PM   #2106
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He just earned a shot at the Florida man of the year title.
I don't think he's winning any "man" of the year titles
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:17 PM   #2107
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....In the video, which investigators have refused to release to the media, the alligator is alleged to 'quickly pounce on Mr. Canfield's genitals and consume them'....
That's one **** famished alligator.

Also the stock picture they included was A+. Smug *******.

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Old 09-26-2016, 03:26 PM   #2108
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I don't think he's winning any "man" of the year titles
touche
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Old 09-27-2016, 10:17 AM   #2109
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Which leads to this:

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-...aping-pet-dog/

Just a typical day in Florida.

Although on a business trip to that godforsaken state I did once receive a commercial proposition (from a female, no less!) to work as a gigolo.
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Old 09-27-2016, 10:22 AM   #2110
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Florida, never stop being you.

Love, the world
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Old 09-27-2016, 10:47 AM   #2111
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Which leads to this:

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-...aping-pet-dog/

Just a typical day in Florida.

Although on a business trip to that godforsaken state I did once receive a commercial proposition (from a female, no less!) to work as a gigolo.
hot bitch?

wtf people!?

Anyway, was the lady at least good looking?
How much was she offering? Got a curious friend.
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Old 09-28-2016, 10:11 AM   #2112
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hot bitch?

wtf people!?

Anyway, was the lady at least good looking?
How much was she offering? Got a curious friend.
The lady was reasonably well put together in a "women over 50 you would still snuggle" way (but not too plastic), rich (family combined with generous divorce settlement) and completely Bananas Foster crazy.

Not crazy as in a "break into your house and torture your pets to prove how much I love you" kind of way but in a "rich older Southern belle who does whatever the hell she wants and doesn't give a fig for what anyone says about it" kind of way.

I didn't take her offer, but we danced and drank all night. She was a lot of fun and she knew how to scratch a man's ego behind the ears in a Southern belle type way, I'll say that for her.

I actually liked her, as a person, although I think she would have been a lot to handle.
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Old 09-30-2016, 05:54 PM   #2113
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Old 09-30-2016, 07:14 PM   #2114
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The lady was reasonably well put together in a "women over 50 you would still snuggle" way (but not too plastic), rich (family combined with generous divorce settlement) and completely Bananas Foster crazy.

Not crazy as in a "break into your house and torture your pets to prove how much I love you" kind of way but in a "rich older Southern belle who does whatever the hell she wants and doesn't give a fig for what anyone says about it" kind of way.

I didn't take her offer, but we danced and drank all night. She was a lot of fun and she knew how to scratch a man's ego behind the ears in a Southern belle type way, I'll say that for her.

I actually liked her, as a person, although I think she would have been a lot to handle.
love handles, got it
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Old 10-03-2016, 12:28 PM   #2115
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https://www.yahoo.com/style/florida-...134404942.html

C/N: 68 year old Florida man has a messy split from first wife, gets married again, has messy split from second wife. Wins millions in the lottery and gets hitched to a 24 year old. While they looked through a photo album 24 year old gold digger spots her mom and find out she is his granddaughter. They are in love and plan to stay together after finding out this information.
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Old 10-03-2016, 12:48 PM   #2116
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Her kid can be her uncle-son!
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Old 10-03-2016, 01:06 PM   #2117
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FYI, source of that is a fake news site started a few days ago...
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Old 10-06-2016, 03:43 PM   #2118
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Florida Man Braves Hurricane to Yell ‘Dicks Out for Harambe’ on Live TV

A local West Palm Beach news station’s live weather coverage of Hurricane Matthew was interrupted by a young man who urged viewers to take out and display their genitals for Harambe, the gorilla shot and killed by zookeepers in Cincinnati.

Florida is already facing heavy rain and winds from the Category Four storm, and the White House has declared a state of emergency in the Sunshine State. But despite Governor Rick Scott’s pleas for people to evacuate and stay sheltered, a few revelers decided to go to the beach to take pictures.

One of those men apparently noticed local ABC affiliate WPBF reporter Farron Salley filming a live weather update and decided to go share his opinion on the news of day. “Dicks out for Harambe! Dicks out for Harambe!” he yelled.

“We think we have a little indication as to who those guys are if they are out in this storm,” snarked an anchor in response.
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Old 10-06-2016, 03:45 PM   #2119
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Now that's funny right there.
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Old 10-06-2016, 03:59 PM   #2120
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Old 10-07-2016, 05:48 PM   #2121
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Old 10-07-2016, 05:55 PM   #2122
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Read the article and apparently brawls at Chuck-e-cheese are an epidemic.
Where a kid can be a kid and mom and dad can be a dick.
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Old 10-07-2016, 06:03 PM   #2123
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"It got crowded, and kids would run into each other or fight over games, which would lead to parents getting involved in fights."
****ty kids usually means ****ty parents.
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Old 10-09-2016, 09:16 AM   #2124
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We drove past a C.E.C. today and made jokes about not being in one in 10 yrs.

We went once to another kids B Day party and were stunned/horrified.

Older kids would effectively bully, extort, or steal tokens from younger kids. Like waiting until a kid put a token in and then pushing them out of the way. Or tricking the younger kid into putting a token into a game for them by promising a reward.

Truly criminal predatory behavior, and it was rampant.

I basically had to escort my kid around and be the hired muscle. In many cases it appeared the instigator was dropped off there with no supervision at all.

We were there for under 1.5hrs and I saw one of my kids get flattened and trampled by packs of older kids running wild at full speed. Multiple times.

My then 2yo son had taken off his shoes to play on some bouncy thing. It quickly became clear the kids on it were far too old/large to be on it and were being way too rough.

Less than 30 seconds after he was on it, he got off. I turned to pick up his shoes...which were gone. We checked the lost & found and were told it was unfortunately a very common occurrence that happened a dozen + times a day, every day.

We left there giving serious consideration to burning it down as a community service. What an utter ishthole of human filth.
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Old 10-09-2016, 11:00 AM   #2125
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