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Old 05-30-2007, 02:05 PM   #1
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Have a Nice Day? It was the best of times; it was the worst of times...

Taking a large, clean, post-lunch dump in a clean stall in an empty restroom... man, that's satisfying. That's good times right there.

Walking out of the restroom with a smug look of satisfaction on your face only to run into (almost litterally) a hot chick walking by... man, that's a downer. That's not good times right there.

Nothing is a bigger buzz kill after a super pooper than a hot chick outside the restroom.

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Old 05-30-2007, 02:06 PM   #2
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Scat?
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:07 PM   #3
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No thanks. I just had Five Guys.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:07 PM   #4
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She could probably smell it on you too. FTL.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:08 PM   #5
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Speak of the debbil. I'm preping for my post-lunch poop right now. By the feel of it, it should be great.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:09 PM   #6
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No thanks. I just had Five Guys.


know how I know you're gay...
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:11 PM   #7
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Woulda been worse if she was waiting for the bathroom.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:11 PM   #8
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Before I opened this thread, my brain received a transmission from my rectal perimeter. Was it premonition? I think so.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:11 PM   #9
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Why would you care about what a hot chick thinks if you're married?
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:12 PM   #10
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Why would you care about what a hot chick thinks if you're married?
Because.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:13 PM   #11
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what?
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:14 PM   #12
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Because shes a hot chick.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:15 PM   #13
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I want to know if the S.L.U.T.S. feel the same way.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:19 PM   #14
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Because.
Wait a minute. Are you the guy from Bangbros?
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:20 PM   #15
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Wait a minute. Are you the guy from Bangbros?
Close, but no giant wart on my dick.
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:31 PM   #16
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Money talks > Bangbros

or are they by the same people/company?

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Old 05-30-2007, 02:46 PM   #17
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:58 PM   #18
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Close, but no giant wart on my dick.
Ahhh, you're the guy from Biohazard Btches


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Old 05-30-2007, 03:02 PM   #19
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Taking a large, clean, post-lunch dump in a clean stall in an empty restroom... man, that's satisfying. That's good times right there.

Walking out of the restroom with a smug look of satisfaction on your face only to run into (almost litterally) a hot chick walking by... man, that's a downer. That's not good times right there.

Nothing is a bigger buzz kill after a super pooper than a hot chick outside the restroom.

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Is this because thinking about poop and chicks reminds you of your fetish days?
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:04 PM   #20
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Is this because thinking about poop and chicks reminds you of your fetish days?
Why? What happened on Monday?
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:12 PM   #21
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hhahahahha rofl....
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:15 PM   #22
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milfhunter!
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:17 PM   #23
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I weighed more after I took a dump today than I did before
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:18 PM   #24
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I weighed more after I took a dump today than I did before
You were eating on the toilet again weren't you?
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:51 PM   #25
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You were eating on the toilet again weren't you?
<--- is not StriderTB.


Grrr...
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