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Old 06-20-2008, 04:24 PM   #1
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Talking What Does It Take To Make the FBI search you?

I was watching something about warrentless eavesdropping just a minute ago and I'm wondering what the hell did I do for the FBI to storm my house like Dickpainter on Pedo threads.







Also wondering cause I ran out of numbers to call while drunk so I thought I'd try the FBI
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:25 PM   #2
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This thread should do it.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:25 PM   #3
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:36 PM   #4
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ATF might be at your door if you buy 2 or more firearms in one day.
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:45 PM   #5
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how about like this...




MISSING DRUG MULE

Answers to Jose Manilla Jimenez Rodriguez or \"Paco\"
Went missing near Mexico/Texas Border
Need to find within the next 32 hours, $1000 reward, or free \'key\'


Contact 1-800-555-MULE with leads



If found after 6/21/08 dont bother calling
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:04 PM   #6
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Back in the late 80's-early 90's... dropping someone off at the Russian Embassy. 3-4 days later with license plate/passenger pics in yo face....

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Old 06-20-2008, 07:09 PM   #7
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Talk about the president, a lot.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:27 PM   #8
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Download a government information database into your head?

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Old 06-20-2008, 08:07 PM   #9
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Get someone to narc you out. Oh wait, that was SWAT.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:26 PM   #10
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All it takes is to donate some money to a certain charity. Or you can order a particular mix of chemical from a chemical supply house. Even some thing you can buy on eBay will be confiscated upon delivery.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:32 PM   #11
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I'm currently selling weapons-grade plutonium on ebay.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:35 PM   #12
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:42 PM   #13
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Upskirt shots of Jenna Bush?

/I got a stimulus package for her...
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:43 PM   #14
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post a thread on the internet with the words FBI and search. There. Now you're on the list. Patriot Act FTL!
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How long 'til the black helicopters come, OT? What say you?
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:06 PM   #16
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How long 'til the black helicopters come, OT? What say you?
Speaking of, I saw one of those ****ers the other evening flying really low around Denver. It wasn't making any noise, I was like
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:06 PM   #17
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visiting anti-semitic websites, engage in any anti-israeli activities, bomb threats, etc..

how about just calling them up and saying you're going to kill them all?

LOL..did you really have to ask?
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:10 PM   #18
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visiting anti-semitic websites, engage in any anti-israeli activities, bomb threats, etc..

how about just calling them up and saying you're going to kill them all?

LOL..did you really have to ask?
Then look up a pic of:

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Old 06-20-2008, 09:12 PM   #19
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I meant calling up the FBI headquarters.

how about shooting a model rocket at a military plane thats flying over your house?
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:16 PM   #20
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:17 PM   #21
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Sell pirated dreamcast games on eBay. That's all it took to get my friend raided from what I hear. I wasn't there, he just told me about it.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:31 PM   #22
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Something like this should do it:

Kenya?


How long 'til the black helicopters come, OT? What say you?

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Old 06-21-2008, 06:42 AM   #23
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I meant calling up the FBI headquarters.

how about shooting a model rocket at a military plane thats flying over your house?
We did this when we were kids. We shot at a helicopter. It's was heading right at it, but the wind from the blades made the rocket go sideways.

We shot at a few planes too, but the planes are much higher than you think.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:54 AM   #25
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my buddies house got raided.. but he was movin like, 30 somethin pounds a week...
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