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02-27-2008, 10:29 AM | #851 |
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Dear Birdie in heaven,
OMG LOOKOUT. That blue you just soared into was not the sky, it was my bumper. RIP little guy.
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02-27-2008, 07:10 PM | #852 |
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Awww
Dear people on Branch Ave, **** you all. Dear Providence DPW/whoever controls the lights, Can you link the lights near Branch Ave/Charles St please? Dear [derogatory name] Don't [stupid act] again or I'll [violent act] you for [length of time >5 minutes] Yours [undersigned]. |
03-01-2008, 01:33 AM | #853 |
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Dear moron in the A4,
You and your friends may think it's cool to look over at me with a goofy ass grin and rev your engine while we are stopped at a red light. But I'm not going to race you, especially since we were both stopped behind other cars at said red light. Also, when I move over behind you into your lane it's only because I have to take a right hand turn. I'm glad you sped away and cut off that minivan, I was impressed with your precision driving Sincerely, The guy who was laughing at you with his girlfriend. |
03-10-2008, 04:20 PM | #854 |
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Yo,
If you were one of these two people: 1. CGM 06 STI going 70mph in the left lane on Mass Pike at 5pm on Sunday 2. WRB 08 STI going 60mph in the right lane on I-84 at 4pm in CT on Sunday wtf are you two doing? An STI means you do a minimum of 80 on highways, and it REALLY REALLY REALLY means you don't hold up traffic. Turn your man card in and buy a Honda Accord or a Corvette automatic Raj |
03-10-2008, 04:33 PM | #855 |
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Dear Raj,
Please learn how to post in the Dear Neon Driver thread. Sincerely, Management. Dear early 90's Toyota Corolla, Damn, son!! That hunk a junk still works? That's impressive. it was even more impressive the maneuvers you made in and out of traffic while on a 1/2 flat front tire. And what did all that maneuvering net you? 3 car lengths ahead of me between Watertown square and Harvard SQ. Nice work... Dingus. Sincerely, 200+ more horsepower than you that never went past 15% throttle. Last edited by Loyale93; 03-10-2008 at 04:52 PM. |
03-10-2008, 04:44 PM | #856 |
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Dear Ian,
Way to get beat by a 90's Corolla, granny shifting not double-clutching like you should. Raj |
03-10-2008, 06:40 PM | #857 |
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Dear Toyota Corrola "S" driver,
Stop being such a tool driving down the same road as me in the morning , going to the same place of employment, IN THE SAME BUILDING!!! You don't get it, do you? I'm not racing, I'm drinking JAVA and waking up. 2subies PS I know who you are , where you live, work, eat and ****. Your wifes name is Michelle and you live 7.4 miles away from me. (Assswhoppin' distance). Chill out Ralph. |
03-11-2008, 11:53 AM | #858 |
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What the hell is wrong with people that drive Hummers!Are they just that f***ing arrogant !?
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03-11-2008, 01:34 PM | #859 | |
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03-11-2008, 02:11 PM | #860 | |
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Seen everywhere....all the time.....WRX's, STi's, even Impreza RS's. I'm in the invisible, brown under salt LGT. I'd give you the shocker but I'm too afraid that you won't know what it means, think I just flipped you off, think my car is a Civic and throw FMIC's at my aluminum hood. (especially the WRB STi coming out of Whitinsville towards Northbridge near the DD @ 140 around 7:45 in the morning) Hi. **sure, should be in spotted, but it scares me too*** jack |
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03-12-2008, 12:10 AM | #861 |
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Dear SUV/truck drivers.
The only thing you are doing by tail gaiting me is showing me that you are interested in helping me get a fiber glass hatch through your insurance company. Please, keep it up. |
03-12-2008, 08:18 AM | #862 | |
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REALLY weird because i lived in Whitinsville and i used to tell people that and they had NO CLUE that even existed. Dear Honda Civic Si, You know that part of rt9 that splits into a masspike exit...yeah, that one. I simply dont understand why in the world you came FLYING behind me and switched lanes into the exit only to slamm on the breaks. Damn you proved to me you really are faster, congrats |
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03-12-2008, 04:25 PM | #863 |
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Dear woman in the Honda Pilot,
The stop line is NOT the double yellow line in the middle of the road. Dear bitch in the Jetta, Nice job riding my ass in the pouring rain. Dear fat bitch in the Cutlass, If you miss the right turn onto Mt. Pleasant Ave from Smith St again, do NOT take it wide, just grab another road that connects them. I hate you all. |
03-21-2008, 10:07 AM | #864 |
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To the Saab 9-3
Sorry for cutting you off. I didn't see you. Making posts for two different threads at the same time is challenging. |
03-24-2008, 08:26 AM | #865 |
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Dear new age Honda Civic Si Driver,
I did not want to race you. No matter how much you were on my tail swerving around, I didn't want to race you. I moved over to the right lane to let you by and you almost ran me off the road splitting lanes on the Merrit Parkway (A 2 lane highway). If you would like to race, take your pick, Lebanon or Englishtown. I will pay for you to run just to embarrass you. P.S. Please DIAF Dear moron in the pickup truck, When I'm doing the speed limit and there are 3 cars in front of me doing the speed limit, do not move over to the wrong side of the road to pass me. There are more cars in front of me and your truck isn't that quick. Also please refrain from riding my rear bumper. I can stop much quicker than you can if there was an emergency maneuver to be made. |
03-24-2008, 09:22 AM | #866 |
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Dear State of New York DOT,
While traveling to PA I was forced to cross your state on 84. I was having a boring drive and your pot hole placement was perfect to keep the ride exciting. We were luckily enough not to pop a tire or bend a rim, however I'm sure others weren't so lucky. Poor bastards, they get all the fun. Thank you for making me happy that I took my gf's car and not mine. -Seth PS You owe me a few quiet minutes of driving, as these pot hole woke up my sleeping girlfriend. I will be through again to collect in a few months. Payment can be made in the form of filled pot holes. Thank you. |
03-24-2008, 01:54 PM | #867 | |
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f*cking 84 |
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03-24-2008, 01:59 PM | #868 |
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Dear drivers in VT, NH, MA, CT, and NY,
GTFO my way. Thanks. Raj |
03-24-2008, 02:17 PM | #869 |
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Dear snow,
Can't you FINALLY start melting and stop accumulating on top of the 10 feet of your kind already there?! It's the bloody end of march!!!!!!!!!!! Happy visitor to Quebec . |
03-24-2008, 04:49 PM | #870 |
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03-24-2008, 05:55 PM | #871 |
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03-25-2008, 08:35 AM | #872 |
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Dear Moron in the Chrysler Pacifica,
Not only are you a moron, but you need to check your temper. You may have of thought I was ****ing with you and not letting you over into my lane, and it would actually look that way *if* you used your blinker and checked your blind spot. I then thoroughly enjoyed you not letting me over into your lane by dropping back and speeding up over and over again. So I dropped back and got behind you so I can get on the 24 from the 1 only to have you break check me and then watch you use your blinker to get into the lane you were trying to get into in the first place so you could stay on route 1. Last edited by Almost a Ghost; 03-26-2008 at 07:36 AM. |
03-25-2008, 01:35 PM | #873 |
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Dear Neon Driver: why???
Dear late 90's Neon driver,
Why? Oh well, enjoy |
04-02-2008, 07:45 AM | #874 |
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^^^ WTH is that? Is that a picture you took or just found on teh interwebz?
Dear every traffic signal on my route from Somerville to Watertown this morning, Did you have face recognition cameras installed between yesterday and today? Or maybe someone hacked into your mainframe and was fiddling with your wires. Regardless, how is it that you knew when I was coming? Thanks a bunch. Sincerely, That guy you stopped at every possible intersection (Seriously, I kid you not. I hit every single light on my way in this morning. I barely made it to 4th gear.) |
04-02-2008, 09:40 AM | #875 |
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oh ohhhh i wanna play
Dear Dodge Stratus, You are sadly mistaken in your assumptions that your universal shelf wing, ill-fitting body kit and glued on fog lamps will make your car faster then mine. Please do not waste my time pulling up next to me and trying to launch as soon as the light turns green, i will not further embarass you by humoring you and "racing" because it is embarassing to me that someone driving by might think that I THINK your car stands a chance against mine. because it doesnt. that is all -raeanne ) |
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