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07-17-2009, 10:18 AM | #1 |
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I wouldnt usually xpost, but this was such epic fail on my part, that I have to.
So I get up @8:30. Go in the kitchen, grab my half full leftover can of Arizona Tea. It has that satisfying feeling in my hand, I take a swig and say "ahhhh"
I get a call, the contractor is on his way over to fix a problem with the toilet. I normally handle this stuff, but I decided that since this is a rental property (we dont want to buy as we may end up moving back to Boston at any given moment) (and likely will at some point) I decided srew it, Im gonna let them fix it, since they jack our rent up $50-75 every damned year. I figure, hey, it should be squeeky clean, I wouldnt want to deal with a dirty toilet if I were him. Its not dirty really, but I wanted to give it a once over. So I grab the comet, and start to head to the bathroom to clean it. My phone rings. I sit the comet and my drink down on the counter. Then in my sleep addled mind. I pick up my tea put it to my mouth to take a swig.
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07-17-2009, 10:19 AM | #2 |
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That's worse than the time I used a Glue Stic as a lip balm.
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07-17-2009, 10:19 AM | #3 |
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i bet your teeth are nice and white...
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07-17-2009, 10:20 AM | #4 |
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07-17-2009, 10:21 AM | #5 |
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Ummm....does Comet still require a trip to the hospital, or harsh vomiting?
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07-17-2009, 10:21 AM | #6 |
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That's awesome. Well, it sucks, but it made me laugh.
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07-17-2009, 10:22 AM | #7 |
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I comet for the gangbang.
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07-17-2009, 10:23 AM | #8 | |
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Luckily it only got on my lip, my top teeth and a bit around in the front of my mouth. I rinsed it out, and swished some milk around my mouth, then drank a beer. I feel ok, it kinda burns but not bad. |
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07-17-2009, 10:23 AM | #9 |
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Yikes. At least you didn't have a bottle of liquid toilet bowl cleaner instead of that powder.
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07-17-2009, 10:24 AM | #10 |
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Try some bleach to go with it. It will make your breath smell great.
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07-17-2009, 10:24 AM | #11 |
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Mental note - never thumb-wrestle Davenow.
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07-17-2009, 10:26 AM | #12 |
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07-17-2009, 10:26 AM | #13 |
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To date, off the top of my head, things I have tried to take a sip of while half asleep or ADDing out doing something else.
A can of shaving cream (this has happened many times when shaving in the morning) Pencil cup 3 day old empty beer bottles (multiple times) bottle of water wetter 8942749832 empty glasses |
07-17-2009, 10:27 AM | #14 |
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07-17-2009, 10:28 AM | #15 |
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07-17-2009, 10:28 AM | #16 | |
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*vomit* |
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07-17-2009, 10:29 AM | #17 |
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07-17-2009, 10:30 AM | #18 | |
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07-17-2009, 10:31 AM | #19 |
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My wife accidentally drank from a beer can that was used to dispose of week old bong water.
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07-17-2009, 10:32 AM | #20 |
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07-17-2009, 10:33 AM | #21 |
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07-17-2009, 10:34 AM | #22 |
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How much got in your mouth? That's beyond nasty....
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07-17-2009, 10:37 AM | #23 |
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Did it taste like gasoline? Did it make you vomit?
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07-17-2009, 10:39 AM | #24 |
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My grandfather has brushed his teeth with comet since he was in his 30's.
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07-17-2009, 10:43 AM | #25 |
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No worse than drink my ash can i imagine.
Which i see we've all done. Last edited by MIKE DD; 07-17-2009 at 11:10 AM. |
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