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Old 07-17-2009, 10:18 AM   #1
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Default I wouldnt usually xpost, but this was such epic fail on my part, that I have to.

So I get up @8:30. Go in the kitchen, grab my half full leftover can of Arizona Tea. It has that satisfying feeling in my hand, I take a swig and say "ahhhh"




I get a call, the contractor is on his way over to fix a problem with the toilet. I normally handle this stuff, but I decided that since this is a rental property (we dont want to buy as we may end up moving back to Boston at any given moment) (and likely will at some point) I decided srew it, Im gonna let them fix it, since they jack our rent up $50-75 every damned year.

I figure, hey, it should be squeeky clean, I wouldnt want to deal with a dirty toilet if I were him. Its not dirty really, but I wanted to give it a once over. So I grab the comet, and start to head to the bathroom to clean it.





My phone rings.

I sit the comet and my drink down on the counter.







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in my sleep addled mind. I pick up my tea put it to my mouth to take a swig.


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Old 07-17-2009, 10:19 AM   #2
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That's worse than the time I used a Glue Stic as a lip balm.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:19 AM   #3
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i bet your teeth are nice and white...
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:20 AM   #4
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:21 AM   #5
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Ummm....does Comet still require a trip to the hospital, or harsh vomiting?
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:21 AM   #6
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That's awesome. Well, it sucks, but it made me laugh.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:22 AM   #7
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I comet for the gangbang.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:23 AM   #8
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Ummm....does Comet still require a trip to the hospital, or harsh vomiting?

Luckily it only got on my lip, my top teeth and a bit around in the front of my mouth. I rinsed it out, and swished some milk around my mouth, then drank a beer.

I feel ok, it kinda burns but not bad.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:23 AM   #9
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Yikes. At least you didn't have a bottle of liquid toilet bowl cleaner instead of that powder.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:24 AM   #10
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Try some bleach to go with it. It will make your breath smell great.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:24 AM   #11
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Mental note - never thumb-wrestle Davenow.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:26 AM   #12
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Mental note - never thumb-wrestle Davenow.
Tell me about. Holly hell!
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:26 AM   #13
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To date, off the top of my head, things I have tried to take a sip of while half asleep or ADDing out doing something else.

A can of shaving cream (this has happened many times when shaving in the morning)
Pencil cup
3 day old empty beer bottles (multiple times)
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:27 AM   #14
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:28 AM   #15
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Mental note - never thumb-wrestle Davenow.

I was just looking at that Looks like I hit my thumb with a hammer or something.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:28 AM   #16
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To date, off the top of my head, things I have tried to take a sip of while half asleep or ADDing out doing something else.

A can of shaving cream (this has happened many times when shaving in the morning)
Pencil cup
3 day old empty beer bottles (multiple times)
bottle of water wetter
8942749832 empty glasses
UGH, the worst is drinking a bottle of beer at a party and realizing it is the one that people have been putting out cigarettes in.

*vomit*
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:29 AM   #17
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UGH, the worst is drinking a bottle of beer at a party and realizing it is the one that people have been putting out cigarettes in.

*vomit*

Who hasnt done that? I got it beat though. Can of beer that had been used as a spit cup for chew.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:30 AM   #18
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To date, off the top of my head, things I have tried to take a sip of while half asleep or ADDing out doing something else.

A can of shaving cream (this has happened many times when shaving in the morning)
Pencil cup
3 day old empty beer bottles (multiple times)
bottle of water wetter
8942749832 empty glasses
I did that once with some lotion. I keep a bottle on my nightstand, and I guess it was next to my water bottle. I remember in the half sleep state picking up the bottle of lotion and pumping a few squirts into my mouth. It tasted awful.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:31 AM   #19
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My wife accidentally drank from a beer can that was used to dispose of week old bong water.

She was
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:32 AM   #20
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Who hasnt done that? I got it beat though. Can of beer that had been used as a spit cup for chew.
No, i've done that too. Yeah, that one is worse.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:33 AM   #21
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I did that once with some lotion. I keep a bottle on my nightstand
Is this for those lonely nights?
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:34 AM   #22
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How much got in your mouth? That's beyond nasty....
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:37 AM   #23
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Did it taste like gasoline? Did it make you vomit?
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:39 AM   #24
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My grandfather has brushed his teeth with comet since he was in his 30's.

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No worse than drink my ash can i imagine.

Which i see we've all done.

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