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View Poll Results: How do you wipe? | |||
Standing up | 25 | 29.76% | |
Sitting down | 57 | 67.86% | |
Bidet FTW! | 2 | 2.38% | |
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12-24-2008, 10:28 AM | #1 |
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How do you wipe? Standing up or sitting down?
After a conversation with a couple friends, we realized people who do it one way think that people who do it the other way are weird. I personally think standing up is the way to go! Seems a bit more convenient for some reason. Plus if I'm in a public restroom I wouldn't mind spending as little time on the toilet seat as possible.
Your thoughts?
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12-24-2008, 10:29 AM | #2 |
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i use the three shells
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12-24-2008, 10:30 AM | #3 |
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People stand up and wipe???
Why? The ol' lean on one cheek works the best, and keeps the cheeks spreaded! Otherwise standing up is just going to make the job harder! Yore doing it rong! |
12-24-2008, 10:31 AM | #4 |
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12-24-2008, 10:32 AM | #5 |
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My wiping harem services me standing up.
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12-24-2008, 10:32 AM | #6 |
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12-24-2008, 10:33 AM | #7 |
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Where's the "both" option? Start sitting down, finish standing up!
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12-24-2008, 10:33 AM | #8 |
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This thread smells like ****.
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12-24-2008, 10:33 AM | #9 |
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i don't "wipe" anymore. In my efforts to cut back some of my spending, I have converted to the "1 square and 1 finger" method.
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12-24-2008, 10:40 AM | #10 |
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*sigh* This is OT. I said it before, I'll say it again: Everything that can in any way be related to the bathroom has been discussed before.
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...highlight=wipe search. |
12-24-2008, 10:40 AM | #11 |
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Standing up would get stray turdlets on your buttcheeks. Sitting down and leaning over is the way to dedefecate.
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12-24-2008, 10:41 AM | #12 | |
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12-24-2008, 10:42 AM | #13 | |
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12-24-2008, 11:11 AM | #14 |
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What kind of retarded idiot wipes standing up? There's no way in hell you can properly clean your bunghole that way. You are a smelly, dirty person.
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12-24-2008, 11:14 AM | #15 | |
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12-24-2008, 11:16 AM | #16 |
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Ewww! stand up and feel the squish? Or do you somehow hold your ass open when you get up?
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12-24-2008, 11:19 AM | #17 |
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What's funny though is that even if a thread has been done before, those who haven't seen it will always reply in the same manner. It's seriously an interesting view into internet psychology.
...3 shells ...people stand up!? and so on. ... |
12-24-2008, 11:20 AM | #18 |
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12-24-2008, 11:20 AM | #19 |
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stand up and wipe? wtf?
do you wrinkle or fold the TP? thats a better question |
12-24-2008, 11:21 AM | #20 |
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12-24-2008, 11:30 AM | #21 | |
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12-24-2008, 11:34 AM | #22 |
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12-24-2008, 11:34 AM | #23 |
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Standing up just smashes the cheeks together creating a larger clean-up area
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12-24-2008, 11:50 AM | #24 |
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But do you wipe front to back or back to front?
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12-24-2008, 11:54 AM | #25 |
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Fold or wad it up?
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