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04-17-2007, 02:19 PM | #1 |
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Ode to my Legacy
I got creative and wanted to write about my Legacy, so here goes:
[disclaimer] Ladies, please take no offense. This is only based on my experiences, and caters well to the poem. I think you're wonderful, in reality. [/disclaimer] Car Love ----------------------------------- Ladies cause me so much grief and they spend all my money their moods cause me so much stress I swear, it's not even funny I'm gonna end up spending my time in a mental ward popping pills they say that speed is dangerous here's the truth: women kill I turn instead to a red machine with race car handling, so it seems I love that sexy boxer noise the rumble that could never annoy She never complains about going fast doesn't ask about cars in your past change the oil, keep her shiny and you'll never hear any whining If you buy some lowering springs you'll get more joy than a diamond ring bolt on a stainless steel exhaust the sound alone justifies the cost Ported heads to make her scream big swaybars to stop the lean synthetic oils to keep it lubed component speakers let you groove Stubby shifter to keep shifts tight urethane bushings will treat you right Group N mounts are worth the sound grippy rubber gets power to the ground Instead of stressing I'll spend my time with something that can really be mine Subaru, baby, let's go buy some parts you know you'll always have my heart
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04-17-2007, 02:47 PM | #2 |
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bravo bravo.....encore encore. love it. nice work. im definitly going to read that to my baby tonight before bed...lol
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04-17-2007, 04:32 PM | #3 |
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Is it alright if I get that tattoo'd on my back?
I'm recently married and the springs/ring line is especially true! |
04-17-2007, 04:44 PM | #4 |
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You need to get laid buddy.
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04-17-2007, 05:34 PM | #5 |
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04-17-2007, 07:31 PM | #6 |
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that was actually pretty good
i used to write but stopped after some bad experiences. |
04-17-2007, 08:29 PM | #7 |
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I'm hard.
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04-17-2007, 09:06 PM | #8 |
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04-18-2007, 12:08 AM | #9 |
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lmfao.....great poem dude....but after your done satisfying your car and all "her" wants and desires, maybe you should satisfy a real woman, and not the blow-up kind.........its just not warm enough..........why did i just type that......
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04-18-2007, 12:25 AM | #10 |
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awesome man! My girlfriend calls the legacy my "mistress" because she takes all my attention and money.
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04-18-2007, 02:49 AM | #11 |
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Another one
So I wrote this several years ago for an extremely great girl I was dating... Thought I'd share because of the positive response to the first one (which I came up with in about fifteen minutes)... Kinda the other side of things.
Speed As I pull up to the line and rev my engine, I look into her eyes and see an angel Two worlds apart, yet so similar… Both sleek and smooth, ultimately powerful Under the hood is a driving heat that could make any man crumple Perfect timing, a slightly muffled roar, enough to bring any man back to his feet Sharp lines that look good in any color and deserve exquisite attention On three we both drop the clutch, smoke drifting slowly after us, picking up speed We wind slowly through the turns, cutting to the inside of corners, but never too far Coming close to the edge but backing off at the last second as we work our way down Through the soft canyon walls we wind, carefully, but with one thing always chasing us The thrill of the drive, our feet floating on the pedals, like fingers dancing on bare skin Complete control of our beautiful vessels, we are neck-and-neck Gliding through the last straightaway with the finish in sight, we stay even I look into her eyes again and can’t seem to leave her stare We both let off the gas, and coast to a stop As we step out of our cars, her beauty becomes more apparent Long brunette hair, bright green eyes, and a perfect smile Leather has never looked so good It is at that instant I want to give up my car. |
04-18-2007, 04:51 PM | #12 |
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