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Old 05-12-2006, 07:44 PM   #1
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Angry She never cleans her mouse! Dirty, DIRTY mouse!

I have a part time job that requires me to come in after the full-timers have left.

The only computer I can use is used during the day by a 20-something girl who never cleans her damn mouse. The mouse ball and the bars that roll inside the mouse are constantly encrusted with layers of filth. Sometimes I'll let it go without cleaning it myself for a few weeks... just to see if she'll clean it, but she NEVER does.

TITTYWOPPERS: This girl is thin, and she claims to keep in shape by doing Tae Kwon Do, but she has a hawk nose and a big chest that is unfortunately as dr00py as it is big. SO, I don't think she's pic worthy - not that I HAVE any pics. of this abomination to womanhood. She's Jewish, so of course that has everything to do with her dirty little mouse.

Oh - Her freaking desk is a mess, and everything she edits here has 10,000 incomplete sentences, spelling errors, etc.

CN: Clean your damn mouse, dr00py b00b Jewish girl.
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:46 PM   #2
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her dirty little mouse.
I found that line quite amusing.
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:47 PM   #3
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I hope she chokes you with a matzo ball you whiny douche.
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:50 PM   #4
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I hope she chokes you with a matzo ball you whiny douche.
She won't be able to catch me; she's nursing a leg injury.

She lives with her boyfriend, who pays 100% of her rent. She also has rich parents. Dirty mouse whore!
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:50 PM   #5
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CN: shave your damn mouse, dr00py b00b Jewish girl.
fiX0r'd

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Old 05-12-2006, 07:58 PM   #6
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I have a part time job that requires me to come in after the full-timers have left.
So you are the cleaning lady? The one that no one's ever met cause she works at night while the office is closed?
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:06 PM   #7
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So you are the cleaning lady? The one that no one's ever met cause she works at night while the office is closed?
No. It's a newspaper. I edit press releases that come in. I also sometimes edit stories that the reporters write (because our rule is that two people have to look at everything that goes into the paper), and how/why this girl was hired, I have no idea. She honestly makes an incredible number of mistakes.
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:13 PM   #8
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You have just inspired me to clean my mouse. It needed it, too.

IB.. yeah.. lets not go there.
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:15 PM   #9
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and how/why this girl was hired, I have no idea. She honestly makes an incredible number of mistakes.
Something about Jews running the media.
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:56 PM   #10
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When I started my current job, the keyboard had earwax inside the keys.

It was either earwax of curry sauce. Nah, it was earwax.
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:59 PM   #11
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The mouse itself is disgusting. There is dirt caked into the area between the two main parts of the mouse.

I don't even want to touch or click this girl's disgusting little white mouse.
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Old 05-12-2006, 09:01 PM   #12
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Bring your own mouse to work.
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Old 05-12-2006, 09:05 PM   #13
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I would never clean someone elses mouse, or keyboard for that matter. Those things are dirtier than toilet seats.
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Old 05-12-2006, 09:05 PM   #14
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Mouse Balls

This is a true IBM ordering information note from one of their catalogs.
This is an actual alert to the Field Engineers that went
out to all IBM Branch offices. The person who wrote this
was very serious. The rest found it rather funny.
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Abstract: Mouse Balls as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse
fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of
this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will
be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal
procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be removed using the opo-off method.
Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However
excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon
completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare
balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction; and
that any customer missing his balls should suspect local
personnel of removing these necessary items.
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Old 05-12-2006, 09:38 PM   #15
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My mouse is a eunuch.

I can't stand mice with balls!
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Old 05-12-2006, 10:13 PM   #16
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tittywop?
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Old 05-12-2006, 10:15 PM   #17
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who doesnt use optical mice these days? a wired one is like $5
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Old 05-12-2006, 10:27 PM   #18
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who doesnt use optical mice these days? a wired one is like $5
I was just gonna say the same thing.

I believe old school mouse ball mouse worth more now, since they are classic antique
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Old 05-12-2006, 10:34 PM   #19
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I used to find an odd level of satisfaction in cleaning my mouse. The way the gunk would come off in single strips...how smoothly the mouse operated after the cleaning procedure...

It was quite blissful.

I haven't had a ball-mouse in years now. Sadly cleaning a touch pad isn't quite the same.
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Old 05-12-2006, 11:37 PM   #20
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I was just gonna say the same thing.

I believe old school mouse ball mouse worth more now, since they are classic antique
This company is the cheapest company ev4r. It's even cheaper than SRT-4!
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:03 AM   #21
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I used to find an odd level of satisfaction in picking my nose. The way the gunk would come off in single strips...how smoothly the sniffing became after the cleaning procedure...

It was quite blissful.
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:33 AM   #22
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Optical...
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Old 05-13-2006, 02:14 AM   #23
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Yah, who the hell doesnt use optical mice these day?
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