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Old 06-07-2006, 10:55 AM   #1
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Default What is the most vile, disgusting thing you've ever seen someone do on a bet or dare?

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What is the most vile, disgusting thing you've ever seen someone do on a bet or a dare?



Scene: Day after a particularly raucous party at my house.
The Bet: While cleaning up, I discovered a 32 oz. cup that was being used as a spitoon and ashtray for several people the night before. It was filled to the brim and as black as night with chew spit. There was approximately 2 inches of discarded chewing tobacco/cigar ash in the bottom of the cup.

I bet a friend $100 that he would not drink the contents of the cup. Pre-flop, the bet quickly escalated to $200 that he would not drink ALL of the contents of the cup INCLUDING the tobacco and ash at the bottom, without throwing up. Bet was made. It took him a good 15 minutes, but he delivered. Money was paid. Friend went to hospital on the same day when he became violently ill. Hospital bill > bet money. Totally worth $200.
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Old 06-07-2006, 10:57 AM   #2
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I saw my buddy drink the water out of a fish tank (all the fish had long since died) that had remained sitting still so long the water had 1/2 evaporated. ****ing nasty, thinking about it makes me gag.

BTW, the bet was a drunken "bet you wont do X" bet.
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Old 06-07-2006, 10:58 AM   #3
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What is the most vile, disgusting thing you've ever seen someone do on a bet or a dare?



Scene: Day after a particularly raucous party at my house.
The Bet: While cleaning up, I discovered a 32 oz. cup that was being used as a spitoon and ashtray for several people the night before. It was filled to the brim and as black as night with chew spit. There was approximately 2 inches of discarded chewing tobacco/cigar ash in the bottom of the cup.

I bet a friend $100 that he would not drink the contents of the cup. Pre-flop, the bet quickly escalated to $200 that he would not drink ALL of the contents of the cup INCLUDING the tobacco and ash at the bottom, without throwing up. Bet was made. It took him a good 15 minutes, but he delivered. Money was paid. Friend went to hospital on the same day when he became violently ill. Hospital bill > bet money. Totally worth $200.


i took 2 hits from a cattle prod in a farming supply store on a dare. i only got a buck.

the hillbilly cashier thought we were morons.
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Old 06-07-2006, 10:59 AM   #4
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10 or so years old:

My brother, myself, and a friend mixed Tang, Lemonade, Orange Juice, and the each of our urine into a large thermos. We then set up a lemonade stand. Nobody bought any of it, so I was dared to taste a dixie cup full of it. i did. and i puked.
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Old 06-07-2006, 10:59 AM   #5
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the hillbilly cashier thought we were morons.
...and he was right.
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:00 AM   #6
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...and he was right.

yeah, i should have at least got $5
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:01 AM   #7
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My brother, myself, and a friend mixed Tang, Lemonade, Orange Juice, and the each of our urine into a large thermos. We then set up a lemonade stand.

You are my new favorite person!
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:01 AM   #8
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College Dorm Room D&D

DM: You and the chubby chick your friend introduced you to at the bar get back to her dorm room.

Asinine: I say I was happy to walk her back safely, and then I leave.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you have had too many Cherry Monkey Boys and have 6D-12 intoxication. She invites you in, and your accept.

Asinine: I ask for water.

DM: Roll your dice.

Asinine: *rolls dice*

DM: She sticks her hand in your pants and cups your balls.

Asinine: I'm... not... sure... exactly... how... I... feel... about... this.

DM: She says, "Would you tongue-f*** a girl on her period?"

Asinine: I don't want to play anymore.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you've got an erection. You are no longer in control of your actions.

Asinine: NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:10 AM   #9
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College Dorm Room D&D

DM: You and the chubby chick your friend introduced you to at the bar get back to her dorm room.

Asinine: I say I was happy to walk her back safely, and then I leave.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you have had too many Cherry Monkey Boys and have 6D-12 intoxication. She invites you in, and your accept.

Asinine: I ask for water.

DM: Roll your dice.

Asinine: *rolls dice*

DM: She sticks her hand in your pants and cups your balls.

Asinine: I'm... not... sure... exactly... how... I... feel... about... this.

DM: She says, "Would you tongue-f*** a girl on her period?"

Asinine: I don't want to play anymore.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you've got an erection. You are no longer in control of your actions.

Asinine: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Return of the D&D!
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:31 AM   #10
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Asinine you made my day.....thank you sir.
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:35 AM   #11
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(|)n'9 earnin' his red wings...D&D style


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Old 06-07-2006, 11:37 AM   #12
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Scene: Sold out Hoobastank/Incubus concert in 2002
In between the 'stank and Incubus a girl was parting a little too much and she puked all over the ground. The medics came and got her off the floor, however they left the puke. The crowd did not go with in 10 feet of it. Someone had apparently thrown their shirt into the crowd and a good Samaritan covered the puke with the shirt.

The dare: I dared my friend to pick up the shirt and wing it into the crowd towards the stage.
The $ amount: $0, zip, nadda. Just the satisfaction of doing something discussing.
The outcome: He went up scooped the shirt up, it was dripping wet with stomach juices, cocked back and threw it towards the front of the crowd. As he went to pick it up the crowd of 10,000 started screaming "NOOOOOOO!" and as he released it the "no", changed to "UUGGGGHHHHHH!!!" then pure silence.

I didn't get a chance to see who it hit, but that will go down in my history as the most disgusting I've ever dared someone to do.
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:38 AM   #13
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College Dorm Room D&D

DM: You and the chubby chick your friend introduced you to at the bar get back to her dorm room.

Asinine: I say I was happy to walk her back safely, and then I leave.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you have had too many Cherry Monkey Boys and have 6D-12 intoxication. She invites you in, and your accept.

Asinine: I ask for water.

DM: Roll your dice.

Asinine: *rolls dice*

DM: She sticks her hand in your pants and cups your balls.

Asinine: I'm... not... sure... exactly... how... I... feel... about... this.

DM: She says, "Would you tongue-f*** a girl on her period?"

Asinine: I don't want to play anymore.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you've got an erection. You are no longer in control of your actions.

Asinine: NOOOOOOOO!!!
thank you for making me laugh so hard that I woke up my girlfriend. Now I have to be productive or something

FTW
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:45 AM   #14
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When i was 17 my friends thought it would be funny to dare me to ollie (CN: skateboard trick where u keep the board under your feet) off 3 story building into an olympic swimming pool. I spent a day in the hospital for a broken radius, 7 stitches in my chin, and a shattered ankle..... but i landed it!
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:45 AM   #15
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thank you for making me laugh so hard that I woke up my girlfriend. Now I have to be productive or something

FTW
You're not in the hospital?
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:54 AM   #16
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College Dorm Room D&D

DM: You and the chubby chick your friend introduced you to at the bar get back to her dorm room.

Asinine: I say I was happy to walk her back safely, and then I leave.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you have had too many Cherry Monkey Boys and have 6D-12 intoxication. She invites you in, and your accept.

Asinine: I ask for water.

DM: Roll your dice.

Asinine: *rolls dice*

DM: She sticks her hand in your pants and cups your balls.

Asinine: I'm... not... sure... exactly... how... I... feel... about... this.

DM: She says, "Would you tongue-f*** a girl on her period?"

Asinine: I don't want to play anymore.

DM: *rolls dice* Sorry, you've got an erection. You are no longer in control of your actions.

Asinine: NOOOOOOOO!!!

So how chubby was she?
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:54 AM   #17
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Shove a hardboiled egg up his butt, then poop it out and eat it... Without washing it, it was already pealed... I have to say, that is the worst thing I have seen someone do on a dare. No idea how it started, but it ended nasty...
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:56 AM   #18
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So how chubby was she?
She was closer to normal than orca fat... but...
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:58 AM   #19
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i saw someone eat ****...stright up a golfball sized nugget of turd for 200 bucks. he chewed it too.
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:04 PM   #20
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She was closer to normal than orca fat... but...

Just another notch on the headboard.



BTW: I'm out of this thread....it's taken a turn for the worse.
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:13 PM   #21
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the singer in a band i used to play in wayyy back when dared a guy at one of our shows to drink a beer bottle filled with piss.

he did it.

we felt ill.
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:22 PM   #22
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When I was in the Navy, me and a buddy were walking through the hanger and came across a dead baby bird laying on the floor.
I looked at it and said "MMmmm, yummy, breakfast".
My buddy picked it up and acted as if he was going to pop it in his mouth, to which I said "I dare you". Well, he did, and chewed a couple of times. I threw up, he laughed and pointed at me and called me a puss.
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:23 PM   #23
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When I was in the Navy, me and a buddy were walking through the hanger and came across a dead baby laying on the floor.
I looked at it and said "MMmmm, yummy, breakfast".
My buddy picked it up and acted as if he was going to pop it in his mouth, to which I said "I dare you". Well, he did, and chewed a couple of times. I threw up, he laughed and pointed at me and called me a puss.
You take out on simple word and the story gets sooooo much better.
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:42 PM   #24
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thank goodness this isnt an MSpaint thread
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DM: She says, "Would you tongue-f*** a girl on her period?"

****! God No!!
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