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Old 06-10-2006, 04:48 PM   #1
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Default Crazy Stalker Chick...ROUND TWO! It could happen to you...

Fortunately, I am not the one suffering the wrath of the clinically insane this time.

My friend Ed is.

I can't give much background right now, but for basic OT cliff-notes:
Girl talks to guy on IRC, girl goes insane after a few years, dreams that she married said guy...and believes it when she wakes up. Add in some aging schizophrenia and give it a good shake. What do you get? Read below.

(We had to censor a few parts where she listed her social, visa, checking acct + pin/etc... as well as some names).













*sigh*

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Old 06-10-2006, 04:49 PM   #2
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im not going to read that...now the question is...who will read that
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:50 PM   #3
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****ing !!!!!
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:51 PM   #4
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When there were recordings, someone typed out the transcript.

Now that there is a transcript, maybe someone will do a books on tape type things.

alacrity needs to read this for OT.
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:53 PM   #5
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wtf....!!!!
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:54 PM   #6
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I read the first sentence then gave up...so not me
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:54 PM   #7
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MY HEAD HURTS... im seeing black spots..
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:55 PM   #8
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I read it. That is one crazy bitch.
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:55 PM   #9
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I started reading, and then when I got to the part where she's absolutely ****ing insane, I stopped.
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:59 PM   #10
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That reads like dose babble to me. Are you sure she's not straight tripping on some good LSD?
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Old 06-10-2006, 05:00 PM   #11
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Wow.......You can only read so far into that 100% pure inasnity.
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Old 06-10-2006, 05:01 PM   #12
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her "medical information" is hilarious
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Old 06-10-2006, 05:07 PM   #13
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Old 06-10-2006, 05:35 PM   #14
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What's the username for "a car forum"? Maybe she's a regular in the General Forum...
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Old 06-10-2006, 06:23 PM   #15
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I didn't read all of it, but it's clear that wasn't written by a woman. Look at that handwriting.

Your friend is in even more trouble than he's bargaining for.
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Old 06-10-2006, 06:26 PM   #16
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Dude

NSA got ahold of that **** and hired a guy with a black marker to doctor it up, seriously.
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Old 06-10-2006, 06:36 PM   #17
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holy ****......


I need bulletin style cliff notes for this one
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Old 06-10-2006, 07:28 PM   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anub1s

Haaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr. My kids love that book (the original, not the *ahem* husband version).
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:09 PM   #19
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*sigh*

I just re-read the whole thing.

The third page onward is just great stuff.

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Old 06-11-2006, 11:11 PM   #20
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what do i get?



red x's
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:30 PM   #21
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i don't derive much enjoyment from red x's
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:41 PM   #22
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i see nothing.
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:42 PM   #23
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I see red x's.
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:44 PM   #24
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I kicked Ed...pics going back up.

He's redesigning his site tonight =P

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Old 06-11-2006, 11:44 PM   #25
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Wtf Tittywop!
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