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Old 06-14-2006, 03:52 PM   #1
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Question It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world...

So you're walking along the street on the way to the dollar store to do some early Christmas shopping when a pimp walking toward you drops to his knees clutching his throat as he complains of acid reflux disease.
You bend over to offer aid and with a harsh and hurried breath he whsipers something something about in the pocket of his summer sweater there are keys to his Volvo and a GPS unit with pre-programmed Home Depot locations throughout NESIC toward a cachethat holds some sticky icky worth $5K on the streets.

He tells you that using the GPS you must hit all of the way points in sequence to acquire pieces toward a final statement that when combined overall will state the coordinates of a Lowes where inside the kind bud is hidden within to which the location of is also stated in this final clue. The Volvo was just topped off with gas and has a custom CD of driving music including greats such as Issac Hayes, The Platters, Golden Earring, Steve Miller and Tracy Chapman too.

Just before he goes in to white eye rollback he says that other mothersuckas and haters too will be out there trying to find the prize and block your own access to the clues. He hands you the HataBlocka brand shades he's wearing along with a Folex, pack of Wrigleys spearmint gum and a compact bullpup design sniperrifle that he says he bought off some dummy in the internets for $75K back in '93. He whispers that these tools in addition the Valentine 1 in the Volvo will help you better detect hos and hardcore before they spot you and that you only have untill midnight tonight to find the money as otherwise it's going to be too chilly outside to continue. he mumbles somethign about the Ecutek on his Volvo not being set up yet and not liking cooler ambient air temps.

Then with that he flops over into the street cracking his head open as he was holding in his weak hand a skull cap Harley branded helmet.
You rifle through his other pockets and below is a pic that Huggy Bear had on him with three letters scrawled on the back saying:

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Originally Posted by Handwritten in pen writing on the back of below picture
VW FTL

Anna Lucia


Okay so there you go and it's on...!
What would you do with $5K mad money tax free and no repurcussions to be had?

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Old 06-14-2006, 03:54 PM   #2
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i will reply to this.

sacrifices self.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:54 PM   #3
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Can't do much with 5K these days..
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:55 PM   #4
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This sounds like a GTA3 scenario...
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:55 PM   #5
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Buy Exxon Stock.

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Old 06-14-2006, 03:55 PM   #6
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I don't want the CD, the gum, or the gun.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:56 PM   #7
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #8
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I'd buy NASIOC, and shut down OT. Just for spite.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #9
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goood loooord man
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #10
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I've always said if I had $500 to spend and I couldn't have anything to show for it afterwards I would buy 2 POS hondas that still run and pack them full of packing peanuts and 2 drivers and plow them into each other.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:58 PM   #11
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All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:58 PM   #12
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Quote:
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Can't do much with 5K these days..
Huh? I can think of all types of thing to do with an extra 5k
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:59 PM   #13
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goood loooord man
I know...but what the hay.

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:00 PM   #14
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Janq,
Just to add to the somewhat tongueincheek tone of this thread, I will play the part of
you.

It doesn't matter who what where when or why I get the $5,000. You can be as sure as a hooker is slutty that I am going to spend those ducats smartly. Inasmuch as to properly prepare myself for the inevitable, which could happen at the coffee shop, gun shop, stop n shop, or IHOP.

First, I will buy a wristwatch that conceals a small handgun withwhich to shoot assailants.
Then I spend the change on ammunition.

My first rule of thumb always has been and always will be not to go down unprepared and you never know when some punk is going to grab your wrist. Should he to that to me, Mrs. Lerok, BabyLerock, FetusLerok, GlimmerinAC'sEyeLerok, PuppyLerok, or KittyLerok you know that the perp is gonna go down to Chinatown should he step to me like Tim Dogg said.

"i ain't going out like that" - B-Real, Cypress Hill

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:00 PM   #15
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Ummmmmm huh?
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:01 PM   #16
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I'd say, "Hmm, gotcha." And walk away.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:02 PM   #17
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Put it in my bank account.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:03 PM   #18
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Has the Volvo been rebadged as a Harley by a biker slut who doesn't own one?
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:03 PM   #19
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PS John Winters wrecking the service station is one of the best scenes ever.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:04 PM   #20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Georgethefierce
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me
I used to get that song stuck in my head from time to time, then I saw the video. Now I just close my eyes and watch the kids walk in circles.

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:04 PM   #21
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have you been smoking the Salvia ?
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:05 PM   #22
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LMBAO!!!!
OMG AC thats comedy bronze. !

Agreed regarding Johnathan Winters.
This is one of my favorite movies of all time....and it features an M37 to boot.

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:06 PM   #23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AC Lerok
Janq,
Just to add to the somewhat tongueincheek tone of this thread, I will play the part of
you.

It doesn't matter who what where when or why I get the $5,000. You can be as sure as a hooker is slutty that I am going to spend those ducats smartly. Inasmuch as to properly prepare myself for the inevitable, which could happen at the coffee shop, gun shop, stop n shop, or IHOP.

First, I will buy a wristwatch that conceals a small handgun withwhich to shoot assailants.
Then I spend the change on ammunition.

My first rule of thumb always has been and always will be not to go down unprepared and you never know when some punk is going to grab your wrist. Should he to that to me, Mrs. Lerok, BabyLerock, FetusLerok, GlimmerinAC'sEyeLerok, PuppyLerok, or KittyLerok you know that the perp is gonna go down to Chinatown should he step to me like Tim Dogg said.

"i ain't going out like that" - B-Real, Cypress Hill

- AC


[Janq]I will kick your as per ninjutsu guidelines for being in my zone. [/Janq]
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:06 PM   #24
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:07 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AC Lerok
Janq,
Just to add to the somewhat tongueincheek tone of this thread, I will play the part of
you.

It doesn't matter who what where when or why I get the $5,000. You can be as sure as a hooker is slutty that I am going to spend those ducats smartly. Inasmuch as to properly prepare myself for the inevitable, which could happen at the coffee shop, gun shop, stop n shop, or IHOP.

First, I will buy a wristwatch that conceals a small handgun withwhich to shoot assailants.
Then I spend the change on ammunition.

My first rule of thumb always has been and always will be not to go down unprepared and you never know when some punk is going to grab your wrist. Should he to that to me, Mrs. Lerok, BabyLerock, FetusLerok, GlimmerinAC'sEyeLerok, PuppyLerok, or KittyLerok you know that the perp is gonna go down to Chinatown should he step to me like Tim Dogg said.

"i ain't going out like that" - B-Real, Cypress Hill

- AC
you stole JanqWare 2.0!
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