TiC guarantees NO alien abductions...

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 11:03 AM

UPDATE!! Added what Whiteline bars we have in stock down below.

UPDATE!! Added the new Kartboy Wagon front links down below!

UPDATE!! Added some Helix DNAs in post number 74!!

That's right. TiC guarantees no alien abductions due to having Kartboy endlinks on your car. Here's why:
1) Aliens hang out in spaceships. Spaceships fly. How are they going to see that you have some sweet sweet Kartboy endlinks when they're flying above your car?
2) You'll be able to out maneuver them. Especially the RS and WRX guys. Seriously, have you looked at your stock rear links? Just an upgrade to these will help make your stock bar more effective, and if you're running a larger rear bar then you seriously need these.

Therefore we can confidently guarantee that you are not going to be abducted by aliens due to having Kartboy endlinks. Oh, you don't have Kartboy endlinks? Well, we can't make any guarantees on that one, and we wish you best of luck with that whole probing thing.

Now Bigfoot is another story. As everyone knows Bigfoot is a HUGE scooby fan. Ever wonder why there's so many rallies in the northwest? Well, now you know. See Bigfoot's gonna see you flying through the twisties, and he's gonna be amazed. He'll run through the forest to catch up to you, and when he does he's gonna stop you and say "GGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHargargargargarggruntgrunt! "

This roughly translates to "Dude!!! What did you do to this car? It handles so sweet!" You'll be able to confidently say "Well, Mr. Bigfoot, sir. I put on these sweet sweet endlinks made by this great dude named Tom over at Kartboy. They really improve the handling, and make my sways much more effective."

He'll say "AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!"

And you can respond with "Well, I picked them up from TiC. You can find them over at turninconcepts.com, and what's really nice is they offer free shipping in the US."

Ok, so the question is how many people can we help avoid aliens, and get Bigfoot to admire your car? Well, let me show you a little something - we had a couple of boxes show up yesterday, and here's what was inside:

What you're looking at is a whole bunch of Kartboy sedan front links, and a decent number of Kartboy straight rear links (we shopped him out on these, and have an equal number on backorder). Sadly, there were no fireballs as I think we've made Tom mad by making fun of his candy (that or he's avoiding an army guy and glider invasion).

So here's how it breaks down:

Kartboy sedan front links - $100 shipped for free in the US
http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...roducts_id=115

Kartboy RS/WRX rear links - $100 shipped for free in the US
http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...products_id=51

Kartboy STi/FXT/LGT rear links - $100 shipped for free in the US
http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...products_id=79

Kartboy RS/WRX sedan combo (front AND rear links) - $180 shipped for free in the US
http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...roducts_id=116

Kartboy STi combo (front AND rear links) - $180 shipping outside the US costs extra
http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...roducts_id=117

Oh, and if Bigfoot say "GAGITAGAGAGA." You can confidently say "TiC has 25 sets of wagon front links on order, and should be seeing them soon, so your buddy will be happy."

* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

Rasmusson14 · 07-11-2006, 11:18 AM

HAHA, bump for BIGFOOT!!!!!

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 12:04 PM

See, it'll kinda end up a little like this:

Thumper23 · 07-11-2006, 02:16 PM

Oh neat, so they do come with bolts and nuts for us STi guys to install them?

I'm quickly getting tired of all the racket my Hotchkis links are making.

recnelis · 07-11-2006, 02:29 PM

Order placed for a set, woot!

nate49509 · 07-11-2006, 02:35 PM

4 yrs with Kartboy endlinks and no abductions here!

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 03:34 PM

See folks - proof right there!!

Yes, Thumper23, the fronts and STi rears come with new hardware. And it's really nice hardware.

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recnelis

Order placed for a set, woot!

Order seen for a set, and they will go out later today. woot x 2!

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 04:28 PM

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 04:28 PM

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Rasmusson14 · 07-11-2006, 04:34 PM

^^^^^Is that Unabomber's cabin? Could it be that its where the "Manifesto" was drawn up?!?!?! This is all now beginning to making sense

tom@kartboy · 07-11-2006, 04:43 PM

HOLY CArP!!!
So you were the bastards that abducted ALL of my links!!! :Grrr:

Thumper23 · 07-11-2006, 07:04 PM

Order sent

LOLSTi · 07-11-2006, 10:20 PM

Best thread on NASIOC.

Daishi00 · 07-11-2006, 10:42 PM

Funny funny stuff.

Turn in Concepts · 07-11-2006, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumper23

Order sent

Order shipped.

spooledwrx · 07-12-2006, 02:01 AM

So by ordering these rear links I will be a able to tell a difference form the stockers while using a Cusco 22mm sway...? And I won't be abducted and touched by awkward green dudes....?

Thumper23 · 07-12-2006, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooledwrx

So by ordering these rear links I will be a able to tell a difference form the stockers while using a Cusco 22mm sway...? And I won't be abducted and touched by awkward green dudes....?

It really was the alien thing that sold me, I freaking hate aliens.

Turn in Concepts · 07-12-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooledwrx

So by ordering these rear links I will be a able to tell a difference form the stockers while using a Cusco 22mm sway...? And I won't be abducted and touched by awkward green dudes....?

if you have an RS or WRX you will definately feel the difference. If you have an STi I strongly suggest you replace at least the rear links. I have seen man a broken of bent link on even stock suspensions.

Turn in Concepts · 07-12-2006, 12:51 PM

Cyclops · 07-12-2006, 11:22 PM

As soon as you get the wagon fronts I'll order. Bigfoots been by three times this week up here on little ol' Whidbey Island and I keep telling him Tom says they'll be out really soon but I think he's starting to get pissed. I had to buy a new exhaust just to keep him happy.

Turn in Concepts · 07-12-2006, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyclops

As soon as you get the wagon fronts I'll order. Bigfoots been by three times this week up here on little ol' Whidbey Island and I keep telling him Tom says they'll be out really soon but I think he's starting to get pissed. I had to buy a new exhaust just to keep him happy.

UhOH! You hear that Tom - Bigfoot's gonna get pissed!

Dude - if you see any UFOs bail quick cause you might have a harder time losing them than some dude with both front and rear links.

LOLSTi · 07-13-2006, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turn in Concepts

I have seen man a broken of bent link on even stock suspensions.

I bent mine on the stock hardware (including the puny stock rear swaybar!).

07-11-2006, 11:03 AM	#1
Turn in Concepts NASIOC Vendor Vendor Sales Rating: (158) Member#: 93646 Join Date: Aug 2005 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Vehicle: Many Track Records Let us help you go fast!	WL Sways(SOME IN STOCK), Helix DNAs(900), KB links(WAGON ONES), No aliens(EVER)!!! UPDATE!! Added what Whiteline bars we have in stock down below. UPDATE!! Added the new Kartboy Wagon front links down below! UPDATE!! Added some Helix DNAs in post number 74!! That's right. TiC guarantees no alien abductions due to having Kartboy endlinks on your car. Here's why: 1) Aliens hang out in spaceships. Spaceships fly. How are they going to see that you have some sweet sweet Kartboy endlinks when they're flying above your car? 2) You'll be able to out maneuver them. Especially the RS and WRX guys. Seriously, have you looked at your stock rear links? Just an upgrade to these will help make your stock bar more effective, and if you're running a larger rear bar then you seriously need these. Therefore we can confidently guarantee that you are not going to be abducted by aliens due to having Kartboy endlinks. Oh, you don't have Kartboy endlinks? Well, we can't make any guarantees on that one, and we wish you best of luck with that whole probing thing. Now Bigfoot is another story. As everyone knows Bigfoot is a HUGE scooby fan. Ever wonder why there's so many rallies in the northwest? Well, now you know. See Bigfoot's gonna see you flying through the twisties, and he's gonna be amazed. He'll run through the forest to catch up to you, and when he does he's gonna stop you and say "GGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHargargargargarggruntgrunt! " This roughly translates to "Dude!!! What did you do to this car? It handles so sweet!" You'll be able to confidently say "Well, Mr. Bigfoot, sir. I put on these sweet sweet endlinks made by this great dude named Tom over at Kartboy. They really improve the handling, and make my sways much more effective." He'll say "AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!" And you can respond with "Well, I picked them up from TiC. You can find them over at turninconcepts.com, and what's really nice is they offer free shipping in the US." Ok, so the question is how many people can we help avoid aliens, and get Bigfoot to admire your car? Well, let me show you a little something - we had a couple of boxes show up yesterday, and here's what was inside: What you're looking at is a whole bunch of Kartboy sedan front links, and a decent number of Kartboy straight rear links (we shopped him out on these, and have an equal number on backorder). Sadly, there were no fireballs as I think we've made Tom mad by making fun of his candy (that or he's avoiding an army guy and glider invasion). So here's how it breaks down: Kartboy sedan front links - $100 shipped for free in the US http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...roducts_id=115 Kartboy RS/WRX rear links - $100 shipped for free in the US http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...products_id=51 Kartboy STi/FXT/LGT rear links - $100 shipped for free in the US http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...products_id=79 Kartboy RS/WRX sedan combo (front AND rear links) - $180 shipped for free in the US http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...roducts_id=116 Kartboy STi combo (front AND rear links) - $180 shipping outside the US costs extra http://turninconcepts.com/product_in...roducts_id=117 Oh, and if Bigfoot say "GAGITAGAGAGA." You can confidently say "TiC has 25 sets of wagon front links on order, and should be seeing them soon, so your buddy will be happy." * Registered users of the site do not see these ads. Last edited by Turn in Concepts; 07-29-2006 at 02:55 PM.

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