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Old 07-12-2006, 03:59 PM   #1
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Default Oh hey did I tell you guys what my new puppy did to my Roomba?

So couple weeks ago we're getting ready for a BBQ on my bday. I let the Roomba start on the kitchen.

Backstory: Puppy HATES roomba. jumps around barking at it and trying to smack the buttons on top so it will stop.

Anyways...I turn my back and go down into the basement for 2 minutes. Come back up and the following scenario has taken place:

Dog hates Roomba. Dog decides to disable Roomba by taking a **** directly in front of it. Roomba hits steaming pile of **** and the "oh look at all the dirt!" light has come on...the Roomba doing donuts* in the crap pile trying to clean it all up.

I just bagged it up and threw it out. Poop all through the brushes, the wheels, all over the bottom...even into the circuitry (speling). Wasnt worth the effort.

I was SO pissed. I LOVED my Roomba


*=When the dirt light comes on, Roombas go in circles on the dirt until its cleaned up.

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Old 07-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #2
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OMG I just laughed so hard!
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #3
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #4
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you ditched a $150+ vaccume because you're afraid of some puppy dung?


<-- used to work at petstores.

<-- also thinks you're a huge puss
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #5
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

oh man

i actually laughed. real hard.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:01 PM   #6
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*tears*

Funnay post of the day!

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Old 07-12-2006, 04:02 PM   #7
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you ditched a $150+ vaccume because you're afraid of some puppy dung?


<-- used to work at petstores.

<-- also thinks you're a huge puss
There was NO way that would come clean and NOT smell like **** the rest of its life. trust me...I dont have enough $$$ to throw something like that away on a whim.

This IS a great dane pile were talking about also. Literally...the only thing that didnt have crap ground into it was the top.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:03 PM   #8
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has the puppy ever poo'd in the house before?

because if not, thats one pretty intelligent dog you have there.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:03 PM   #9
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OMG I just laughed so hard!

ditto...awesome mental picture
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:03 PM   #10
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forget mental pictures
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:04 PM   #11
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i just spit a lot of water at my monitor
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:05 PM   #12
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The mental image!
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:06 PM   #13
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oh man, my dog hates my parents roomba too but i think i would die laughing i she ever did something like that.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:08 PM   #14
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has the puppy ever poo'd in the house before?

because if not, thats one pretty intelligent dog you have there.
He did when we first brought him home. He literally HAD to have crapped right in front of it...the Roombas change direction often lol.

I was mad at the dog...but I had the same thought as you...I guess he can be pretty ****ing brilliant when he wants to be lol
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:10 PM   #15
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:10 PM   #16
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That may be the best story from a n00b ever!

Forget MS-Painting that one, I want EuroJack-off to make a full-blown video!


I can see inside the doggie's brain: "Oh yeah, you demon from hell! CLEAN THIS!"
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This thread makes me each time i open it.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:12 PM   #18
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First thread in OT to make me laugh out loud in a looooog time!!

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Old 07-12-2006, 04:12 PM   #19
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Or this is just proof the roomba scared the isht out of him...either way, funnay!!
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Ban for not taking pics and sharing with OT.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:13 PM   #22
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heh glad I could provide some entertainment


I wanted to use it as an excuse to get a Scooba...but I assume he'll hate that too.
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Can't.... Stop..... Laughing..... Mental.....Replay..... Of...... Event...... *thud*



-passes out from laughter for the 2nd time today.
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