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Old 08-01-2006, 02:47 PM   #1
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Default Oh **** breaking news. THIS JUST IN! >>DO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH IT IS????<<

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With its taboo and uncomfortable nature, anal sex has long been a no-no in bedrooms across America. But several new adult items and the promise of even more powerful orgasms are encouraging couple after couple to try anal sex. In fact more than 25% of Americans, according to one study, have had anal sex at one point. Even if you’re not ready to take the full plunge into anal sex, you and your partner can still have plenty of fun just experimenting with anal stimulation!

Before trying anal for the first time, you really should use Anal-Ese or a similar item. Anal-Ese helps numb the nerves around the anus while relaxing the muscles, allowing for a smooth and comfortable anal penetration. You should have plenty of lube on hand to make anal penetration safer and more comfortable. Also, make sure the anal toy either has an enlarged base or cord for retrieval to avoid any embarrassing visits to the emergency room.

Once you’re prepared, there’s a wide array of anal toys to choose from. Beginners might want to start with anal beads or butt plugs, which are both fairly small sized. Just slip them inside your chute, and they’ll stay in place. Novices might want to try anal vibrators. These super-slim toys tend to pack quite a powerful punch, especially anal vibrators designed to stimulate the sensitive male prostrate gland! More experienced anal aficionados might want to try a larger butt plugs or a dildo on for size! Whatever toy you decide on, make sure to have fun!
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:48 PM   #2
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It doesn't mention what super-experienced fisters should use.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:48 PM   #3
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First!
eidt: second.

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Old 08-01-2006, 02:48 PM   #4
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Thank God!!

My GF's order for the sex toy party will be in next week! I'm so glad she agreed on the string of anal beads, Anal-Eze for herself and a tube of Not-Yet for me!
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:48 PM   #5
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Thanks for leaving that last paragraph in there, eww, male anal prostrate gland simulators...
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:49 PM   #6
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Next month is: National "I can't **** right" month.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:50 PM   #7
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Awesome! I turn 30 in one week... I'm sure I can leverage it for all it's worth now! THE PLANETS HAVE ALIGNED!
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:51 PM   #8
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Awesome! I turn 30 in one week... I'm sure I can leverage it for all it's worth now! THE PLANETS HAVE ALIGNED!
What?

<---thought you were older.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:54 PM   #9
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You bastard
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:16 PM   #10
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Piidb Ftw
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:26 PM   #11
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So it's national Anal Sex month eh?
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:28 PM   #12
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:31 PM   #13
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Retrievel cord?!?!?
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:32 PM   #14
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'Bout time.
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:37 PM   #15
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Retrievel cord?!?!?
How else ya gonna get the gerbil out?
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:41 PM   #16
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This hopefully ends WITHOUT pics Oi vey...
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IBTL. OMG I am ROFL!
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:43 PM   #18
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How else ya gonna get the gerbil out?
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IBTL. OMG I am ROFL!
Why would this be locked?
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:44 PM   #19
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How else ya gonna get the gerbil out?
If I recall correctly, gerbils have very long tails.

OH GOD, I am SO out of this thread. That's just nasty!
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If I recall correctly, gerbils have very long tails.

OH GOD, I am SO out of this thread. That's just nasty!
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:46 PM   #21
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If I recall correctly, gerbils have very long tails.

OH GOD, I am SO out of this thread. That's just nasty!
I thought you said 'long nails', which brings up another point when you introduce animals in to your anal sex-play......
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:48 PM   #22
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Umm..
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:48 PM   #23
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I thought you said 'long nails', which brings up another point when you introduce animals in to your anal sex-play......
Never forget to trim their nails first. Unless you like your rectum all scratched up.
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:49 PM   #24
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:50 PM   #25
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Never forget to trim their nails first. Unless you like your rectum all scratched up.
that and you get the tinyest amt of **** under your nail and it stinks for DAYS!!


well...unless you put that finger somewhere else for a while.
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