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Old 08-07-2006, 11:14 PM   #1
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Default so i was at 311 concert sat., weird thing happened

So I saw 311 on Saturday. I was in the pit and worked my way up to the front. I was front and center behind the front row. About an hour and a half in I feel someone poking me in the back. I turn my head and a chick says "hey, let me squeeze up front." I say "No, I cant move...can't do it." She then proceeds to bite me as hard as she could on my back, upper left shoulder area. I turn my head, scream "OWWW" and elbow her in the face as hard I could. I then start yelling "you ****ing bitch, you ****ing bit me...you ****ing cnut." She then says she wants to get out, i grab her arm and help two guys throw her to the bouncers. I now have a golf ball size deep purple bruise that is still painful. If you are the bitch who did that and you are readin this...I hope you are missing some teeth or have an eye swollen shut.
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Old 08-07-2006, 11:21 PM   #2
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WAPCE?

I'm assuming you were near the front? A lot of interesting stuff happens in the crowd. I'm surprised she didn't just crowd-surf her way out (like I did at the Family Values tour in 1998)
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Old 08-07-2006, 11:25 PM   #3
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So I saw 311 on Saturday. I was in the pit and worked my way up to the front. I was front and center behind the front row. About an hour and a half in I feel someone poking me in the back. I turn my head and a chick says "hey, let me squeeze up front." I say "No, I cant move...can't do it." She then proceeds to bite me as hard as she could on my back, upper left shoulder area. I turn my head, scream "OWWW" and elbow her in the face as hard I could. I then start yelling "you ****ing bitch, you ****ing bit me...you ****ing cnut." She then says she wants to get out, i grab her arm and help two guys throw her to the bouncers. I now have a golf ball size deep purple bruise that is still painful. If you are the bitch who did that and you are readin this...I hope you are missing some teeth or have an eye swollen shut.
All mixed up, don't know what to do, next thing I turn around, and find a person, it's you.
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Old 08-07-2006, 11:26 PM   #4
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I like 311 concerts.


I just can't pass a drug test for 90days afterwards though.
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Old 08-07-2006, 11:37 PM   #5
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seen many a 311 shows. never been bit by a teenie bopper.

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Old 08-07-2006, 11:44 PM   #6
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ha ha!
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Old 08-07-2006, 11:51 PM   #7
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I thought you were going to say the battery on your jeep died
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Old 08-07-2006, 11:56 PM   #8
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you punched a girl. nice.
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:12 AM   #9
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he didn't just punch.. he elbowed.

nice technique.
crazy bitches I tell ya
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:15 AM   #10
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you punched a girl. nice.
Do you think his reaction was out of line?
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:23 AM   #11
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did p-nut beat that bass?
if you were never at a 311 concert you have not idea what im talking about
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:31 AM   #12
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you have rabies now.
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:36 AM   #13
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did you cry?

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Old 08-08-2006, 01:12 AM   #14
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That's messed up. However, in a crowded pit, you can start to overheat and you'll do some crazy **** to get out of it at times.
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:16 AM   #15
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Dude, that is a funny story. Good for you man.
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:46 AM   #16
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If she broke skin, I'd get a tetanus shot.
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:52 AM   #17
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you mean rabies?
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:53 AM   #18
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Do you think his reaction was out of line?

yeah, i do.
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:18 AM   #19
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Scott Stapp: "311, I am ready to bite"
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:12 AM   #20
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i woulda hopped the fence, then beat her ass
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:14 AM   #21
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I just wait until the band is about to play. Then once they start and everyone starts moving I wiggle/dance my way to the front.
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:30 AM   #22
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:35 AM   #23
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So I saw 311 on Saturday. I was in the pit and worked my way up to the front. I was front and center behind the front row. About an hour and a half in I feel someone poking me in the back. I turn my head and a chick says "hey, let me squeeze up front." I say "No, I cant move...can't do it." She then proceeds to bite me as hard as she could on my back, upper left shoulder area. I turn my head, scream "OWWW" and elbow her in the face as hard I could. I then start yelling "you ****ing bitch, you ****ing bit me...you ****ing cnut." She then says she wants to get out, i grab her arm and help two guys throw her to the bouncers. I now have a golf ball size deep purple bruise that is still painful. If you are the bitch who did that and you are readin this...I hope you are missing some teeth or have an eye swollen shut.
Get the F*** out of here. Was she brown haired? I think I got bit by the EXACT SAME B!TCH 2 years ago at the 311 Concert in New Orleans (They come down every year and play all their albums, for a concert that usually lasts, well, 3 hours and 11 minutes give or take)......I was up front, she bit me fcking so hard towards the bottom of my neck, and my friends all still give me ***** for it.

Anyway, PM me if you want to talk about that wh0re, stupid sIuts
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:38 AM   #24
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Get the F*** out of here. Was she brown haired? I think I got bit by the EXACT SAME B!TCH 2 years ago at the 311 Concert in New Orleans (They come down every year and play all their albums, for a concert that usually lasts, well, 3 hours and 11 minutes give or take)......I was up front, she bit me fcking so hard towards the bottom of my neck, and my friends all still give me ***** for it.

Anyway, PM me if you want to talk about that wh0re, stupid sIuts
....311 Day?....
went this past year in Memphis, it was actually about 5 hours long .
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Old 08-08-2006, 08:51 PM   #25
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....311 Day?....
went this past year in Memphis, it was actually about 5 hours long .
i was in memphis...awesome show. had those pit wrist bands for that. blknblu was there...

blknblu: holy ****...i went to this concert with the same crew that went to memphis. we took the same jeep...we were walking back to the parking lot and I said "oh ****...the battery is going to be dead, flat tire, broken into...So we get to the jeep...the thing is sitting like the front right tire is flat. my buddy starts getting a spare out, and we noticed that the tire is deep into a huge pothole. somehow the assphalt gave way to a 1 foot deep hole. thought for sure that tire was blown at first
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