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Old 09-07-2006, 12:54 PM   #1
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Unhappy I feel so used, I called an OTter last night and...

I talked to said OTter for like 30 seconds, then was handed off to their S/O who bombarded me with culinary related questions. The conversation was at least 20 minutes, people usually pay for this stuff...I'm an accredited chef and culinary educator...I should start charging for OTters that call and ask for food related help.

Where's my money? I feel so taken advantage of.
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:55 PM   #2
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Toot your own horn much????




j/k think of all the joy you will pass on.
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:56 PM   #3
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So..

is it Cheese and macarroni?.. or mac and cheese..

will call later, we can discuss.
is it ok if I call collect?
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:56 PM   #4
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I assume this is a joke thread based around some other post today where someone talked about calling you
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:57 PM   #5
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I should start charging for OTters that call and ask for food related help.
you ****in' idiot. YOU brought yourself to US as a "culinary ninja"

you created your niche, you sit in it.
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:57 PM   #6
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who was it. inquiring minds NEED to know.
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:57 PM   #7
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Wasn't me, cause I'd have been asking you all the questions. I don't have a wife (not technically)
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Old 09-07-2006, 12:58 PM   #8
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lmao
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:00 PM   #9
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you ****in' idiot. YOU brought yourself to US as a "culinary ninja"

you created your niche, you sit in it.
i know and i love it.


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who was it. inquiring minds NEED to know.
hahaha, i'll let him come in and announce himself.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:01 PM   #10
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Duuuuuude, it was in the Terms of Agreement when you signed up! Duhhhh!
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:01 PM   #11
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hmm, wonder who it was.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:02 PM   #12
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Well, when you started asking me "what are you wearing" I got a little uncomfortable, so I passed you on. So sue me!
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:03 PM   #13
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my pop tarts keep coming out all burned at the edges but cold in the center, whta do I do?
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:03 PM   #14
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i really don't care...at one point in the convo i was like "food is my pr0n, it's my life" she probably got hella weirded out by that.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:04 PM   #15
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Thanks for the help..I'll share my reciepe for Southern fried chitlings with ya.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:04 PM   #16
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she? tittywop
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:04 PM   #17
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You could have rubbed one out while on the phone with her. Then you'd both have been providing services!















It was a "her", right?
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:08 PM   #18
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my pop tarts keep coming out all burned at the edges but cold in the center, whta do I do?
Turn the heat to 11. After it gets black, it gets white again. Problem solved.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:08 PM   #19
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so do i put the water in the pot BEFORE i boil it or after?
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:09 PM   #20
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yeah, the OTter is male, making the S/O female.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:10 PM   #21
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yeah, the OTter is male, making the S/O female.
Did she sound hot?

You know, as soon as you wanted to get off the phone, a simple, "What are you wearing? Are you touching yourself? I'm so erect right now!" would have sufficed.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:10 PM   #22
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I feel so used, I called an OTter last night and...
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I should start charging for OTters that call and ask for food related help.
If you called them I have no pity on you...
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:16 PM   #23
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If you called them I have no pity on you...
ha! i was waiting for someone to notice!

here's a recent conversation with another OTter:

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and they turn in their graves when some stupid ****ing "chef" serves mashers with salmon
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you guys are like medicine used to be, thinking nothing new could ever be discovered
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Old 09-07-2006, 06:20 PM   #24
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It was my girlfriend, buffalo wild wings monster was panting heavily when I answered (I think he was masturbating) so I handed the phone off to my girlfriend.


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Old 09-07-2006, 06:21 PM   #25
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It was my girlfriend, buffalo wild wings monster was panting heavily when I answered (I think he was masturbating) so I handed the phone off to my girlfriend.


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