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Old 09-14-2006, 02:46 PM   #1
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Default The End is Near, but MSN shows you how to survive it.

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Old 09-14-2006, 02:47 PM   #2
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Ahhh!!! The seven ducks of the apocalypse!

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Old 09-14-2006, 02:47 PM   #3
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Zomg Ph33r Teh Birds
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:47 PM   #4
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Sky's the limit on that one
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:50 PM   #5
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Just order a bottle of my special potent, Apocalypse-Be-Gone, for an unbelievably low price of $29.99 (plus $129.99 S&H). Plus, if you act now, we'll send you a second bottle of Apocalypse-Be-Gone absolutely free.

Hurry this special won't last long.
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:51 PM   #6
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Just order a bottle of my special potent, Apocalypse-Be-Gone, for an unbelievably low price of $29.99 (plus $129.99 S&H). Plus, if you act now, we'll send you a second bottle of Apocalypse-Be-Gone absolutely free.

Hurry this special won't last long.

Genius! If it doesn't work during the Apocalypse people can't get their money back anyway!
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:52 PM   #7
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Duck and cover...that's right, Susie.
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:53 PM   #8
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I'm more scared of the crack heads then a nuclear bomb...
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:54 PM   #9
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Nuke teh ducks. Win/win.
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:57 PM   #10
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I work for Cox Enterprises and last week they mailed out a 20 page full color brochure on bird flu to all of their employees. It went over how to avoid getting it how to wash you hand and a bunch of other useless information. Cox has roughly 30k employees and the brochure where around 3 dollars each to produce.

I cannot understand the hype around bird flu. I'm almost positive more people have died trying to suck their own dicks but I have yet to get a brochure on that.
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:57 PM   #11
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Just order a bottle of my special potent, Apocalypse-Be-Gone, for an unbelievably low price of $29.99 (plus $129.99 S&H). Plus, if you act now, we'll send you a second bottle of Apocalypse-Be-Gone absolutely free.

Hurry this special won't last long.
Does this come in pill form or must I smear it across my body?
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:59 PM   #12
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Does this come in pill form or must I smear it across my body?
Convenient, it comes in a pill..no more messy cream or ointments!
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I'm glad that MSN cares about me.

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Old 09-14-2006, 03:33 PM   #14
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It's a visual pun. In the middle picture is a nuclear explosion (obviously). On the right is duck and on the left is cover (ground cover).
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:06 PM   #15
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:07 PM   #16
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:09 PM   #17
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Fear has always been a great selling point.

How do you think religion and the Bush administration work?
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:10 PM   #18
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The existence of homosexuality and the national erosion of Christian values has driven God to send disgruntled Middle-Eastern people to punish us for our gross violation of his commandments. Oh yeah that sounds like a logical reason to support Bush.
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I work for Cox Enterprises and last week they mailed out a 20 page full color brochure on bird flu to all of their employees. It went over how to avoid getting it how to wash you hand and a bunch of other useless information. Cox has roughly 30k employees and the brochure where around 3 dollars each to produce.

I cannot understand the hype around bird flu. I'm almost positive more people have died trying to suck their own dicks but I have yet to get a brochure on that.
OMG, I never knew the dangers! Thanks for alerting me!
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:32 PM   #20
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The existence of homosexuality and the national erosion of Christian values has driven God to send disgruntled Middle-Eastern people to punish us for our gross violation of his commandments. Oh yeah that sounds like a logical reason to support Bush.
A bit unrelated, but that reminds me of this Asian stand-up comedian I saw last weekend.

He said his black friend said about Katrina, "if New Orleans was full of white people, they would have gotten those people out of there."

He said, "If New Orleans was full of white people, God wouldn't have let Katrina happen in the first place."



...I roffled.
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