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Old 10-02-2006, 09:03 AM   #1
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Post OT: Check out your Horoscope.

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be
progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same
mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone
thinks you are a f**king jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of
advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in
contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being
followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power.
You lack confidence and are a general dip****.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned
communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you
because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too
much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard.
Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's
problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always
putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare
and won't be worth a ****. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are
an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
are thieving motherf**kers and enjoy masturbation more than
sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your
****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and
co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall
asleep while f**king. Virgos make good bus drivers and
pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing
with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most
Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business
and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the
perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless
piece of ****.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are
basically chicken****. There has never been a Capricorn of
any importance. You should kill yourself.

~Adam Sandler~
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:00 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by L_Box View Post
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be
progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same
mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone
thinks you are a f**king jerk.
This doesn't sound like me, does it? hehe
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:51 PM   #3
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Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless
piece of ****.
Dang.....nailed me down!

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Old 10-02-2006, 01:43 PM   #4
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It's ok if you are a worthless piece of $hit Justin, that's just my opinion, and I am a ****ing jerk! hehe
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:27 PM   #5
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Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business
and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the
perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
~Adam Sandler~
Wow . . . that's reassuring to hear
and I'm leaving for HK tomorrow for 1 week. If I don't return within that timeframe, consider this horoscope to be true
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:50 PM   #6
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Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have a large forehead and are inclined to be
progressive. You lie a great deal. You post
repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone
thinks you are a f**king jerk.
Sounds like SubieDrift to me?
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:07 PM   #7
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^so true...

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Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your
****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and
co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall
asleep while f**king. Virgos make good bus drivers and
pimps.
bus driver? close enough to cab driver? *shrug* lol
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:33 PM   #8
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Wow . . . that's reassuring to hear
and I'm leaving for HK tomorrow for 1 week. If I don't return within that timeframe, consider this horoscope to be true
hahaha, It's mine as well.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:49 PM   #9
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Sounds like SubieDrift to me?
Ouch man...that hurts.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:50 PM   #10
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^so true...


bus driver? close enough to cab driver? *shrug* lol
Haha I get it! Because you're brown!
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:00 PM   #11
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yep.. my horoscope is accurate (LEO) now who's with me, or am I just that much of an ass..
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:40 PM   #12
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That sounds right, i was murdered early in the summer this year.
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Old 10-04-2006, 01:21 PM   #13
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i'm a virgo baby. and it's oh so true. i've seriously thought about how cool it would be to be a busdriver. i get to bitch at kids and drive all day. i'm a pimp too
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Old 10-04-2006, 01:43 PM   #14
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plus transit busses got them loud ass turbos :P
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