Warning: Cookie wrapper-1, my tooth-0

MachinesWRX · 09-26-2006, 12:18 AM

So i go to try to unwrap a newly purchased batch of Maria cookies and the ends of the packaging are freaking glued and packed in. so having no fingernails is useless, and who needs a knife when youve got cement in your 2 front teeth! cement is tough **** man! haha, so i go to bite the end of the wrapper and crunch... my tongue instantly goes to my front teeth to instantly reveal my right front tooth is now only 75% there

cliff notes: cement is no challenge for Maria cookie wrapping

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Unit 91 · 09-26-2006, 12:20 AM

So, stupidity seems to be a theme tonight.

Handsdown · 09-26-2006, 12:20 AM

congrats!

OmaPlata001 · 10-02-2006, 11:54 PM

haha!!! He looks like Llyod Christmas from Dumb and Dumber now. haha!!

poon warrior · 10-03-2006, 12:10 AM

zomg why itz bumped

Skell · 10-03-2006, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmaPlata001

haha!!! He looks like Llyod Christmas from Dumb and Dumber now. haha!!

edkwon · 10-03-2006, 12:49 AM

Time to invest in some new dental work:

Ed

CosmoTheCat · 10-03-2006, 01:07 AM

dumbass

growing up as the son of a dentist I always heard don't open that with your teeth.

and it's true.

DON'T open that with your TEEF, man!

09-26-2006, 12:18 AM	#1
MachinesWRX Scooby Specialist Member#: 89484 Join Date: Jun 2005 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: RI Vehicle: 2005 WRX CGM	Warning: Cookie wrapper-1, my tooth-0 So i go to try to unwrap a newly purchased batch of Maria cookies and the ends of the packaging are freaking glued and packed in. so having no fingernails is useless, and who needs a knife when youve got cement in your 2 front teeth! cement is tough **** man! haha, so i go to bite the end of the wrapper and crunch... my tongue instantly goes to my front teeth to instantly reveal my right front tooth is now only 75% there cliff notes: cement is no challenge for Maria cookie wrapping * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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Unit 91 Scooby Specialist Member#: 15810 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ride the Revolution™ Vehicle: 2007 Mazda Fastar 2009 Legacy	So, stupidity seems to be a theme tonight.

09-26-2006, 12:20 AM	#3
Handsdown Scooby Guru Member#: 29355 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: seattle Vehicle: 2003 GD6 Hate chall but i'mma maintain	congrats!

10-02-2006, 11:54 PM	#4
OmaPlata001 Scooby Newbie Member#: 124333 Join Date: Aug 2006 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: MA, RI, FL and Portugal Vehicle: 08 Avalanche 88 RX7	haha!!! He looks like Llyod Christmas from Dumb and Dumber now. haha!!

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poon warrior Scooby Newbie Member#: 92520 Join Date: Jul 2005 Chapter/Region: South East Vehicle: UF Alum '09	zomg why itz bumped

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edkwon Scooby Specialist Member#: 453 Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: 小さいӔ Vehicle: 2013 VT	Time to invest in some new dental work: Ed

10-03-2006, 01:07 AM	#8
CosmoTheCat Scooby Newbie Member#: 3409 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Woolley Vehicle: 1998 Ram 2500 Green.	dumbass growing up as the son of a dentist I always heard don't open that with your teeth. and it's true. DON'T open that with your TEEF, man!