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Old 10-02-2006, 06:21 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Breaking Up Is Hard to Do ... So Why Don't You Do It for Me?

Breaking up is hard to do, and nobody knows that better than Bernd Dressler.

That's why he set up what he calls a "separation agency" to make the jilting of lovers a more sanitary affair for those who desire a split but can't be bothered to do the dirty work.

Dressler, a German businessman, will dump your significant other for you by phone for 20 euros (about $25) or in person for 50 (about $64), BBC News reports.

"We have had dating agencies for 30 years. If you want to have a new partnership then you have to quit your previous one. I think it's the same market just in reverse," Dressler said.

Dressler says his breakups come in two models: sincere or direct. All the client needs to do is provide three reasons they want to end the relationship and Dressler will deliver the oft-unwelcome news in the tone of their choosing.

As for the reactions of the jilted, Dressler says he hasn't come across any post-breakup meltdowns yet.

And besides, he's not the guy to blame, right?


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Old 10-02-2006, 06:22 PM   #2
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woo ?? do i > u already?
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:47 PM   #8
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