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Old 10-12-2006, 09:42 AM   #1
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Default The worst conversation ever.

I saw a coworker in the cafeteria who transferred departments, and it's been a few months since I saw her. So I walked up, looked at her tummy, and said, Hey there! Congratulations!"

As I looked up, she was trying to bore holes through my head with her eyes. She said, "Congratulations for what?"


Ummm.




Errr...






"Oh, Kathy told me you moved recently!"

"No..."

"Oh well, I must be thinking of someone else..."

"Ok."

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Old 10-12-2006, 09:45 AM   #2
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That is one of the prime man rules. Never guess a woman is pregnant, even if your at the baby shower.
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:45 AM   #3
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lol. i give it a 3/10 on the save factor. Honesty would have been the best policy. You should have just told her she was fat.
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:48 AM   #4
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I saw a coworker in the cafeteria who transferred departments, and it's been a few months since I saw her. So I walked up, looked at her tummy, and said, Hey there! Congratulations!"

As I looked up, she was trying to bore holes through my head with her eyes. She said, "Congratulations for what?"


Ummm.




Errr...






"Oh, Kathy told me you moved recently!"

"No..."

"Oh well, I must be thinking of someone else..."

"Ok."

You sir......kick ass! Good Job
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:49 AM   #5
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Man, I was sweating bullets. I almost punched out, but I'm sure I'd have hit the canopy.
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:52 AM   #6
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:54 AM   #7
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Pretty good recovery though.....
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:56 AM   #8
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She probably is pregnant, but is afraid of getting kicked.
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:33 AM   #9
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Even though I'm sure this has been posted before....
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...ion_ever.phtml

About 2/3rds of the way down for those who don't want to read it all.

Tucker Max FTW
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:37 AM   #10
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That is one of the prime man rules. Never guess a woman is pregnant, even if your at the baby shower.
yep
if it's not #1, than 'no' to the 'does this (insert clothing item here) make me look fat?' question is. Married guys, back me up here
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:38 AM   #11
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Man, I was sweating bullets. I almost punched out, but I'm sure I'd have hit the canopy.
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She probably is pregnant, but is afraid of getting kicked.


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Old 10-12-2006, 11:38 AM   #12
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That is one of the prime man rules. Never guess a woman is pregnant, even if your at the baby shower.
Yep. ^^
It's been covered in OT numerous times.

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Old 10-12-2006, 11:38 AM   #13
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That is one of the prime man rules. Never guess a woman is pregnant, even if your at the baby shower.

YOU'RE!!1!
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:40 AM   #14
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If you looked at her tummy, she knows what you meant...you're ****ed...I would expcet a call from HR shortly.
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:40 AM   #15
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Nice save!
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:41 AM   #16
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Crawl under your desk and sob softly. When they ask what's wrong, tell them you need a mental health day.
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:42 AM   #17
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Even though I'm sure this has been posted before....
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...ion_ever.phtml

About 2/3rds of the way down for those who don't want to read it all.

Tucker Max FTW
my co-worker went to school with that guy. is his stuff worth reading?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:52 AM   #18
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eff her. if she doesn't like it, tell her not to be a fat pig.
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:18 PM   #19
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my co-worker went to school with that guy. is his stuff worth reading?
yes his stuff is hilarious
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:18 PM   #20
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Tucker Max is a hack, even for a fiction writer.
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:24 PM   #21
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:39 AM   #22
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Tucker Max is a hack, even for a fiction writer.
Alas....it is some funny stuff tho...
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:11 AM   #23
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Nice save!
Yeah except for the fact that she probably went back to her desk thinking "****er called me fat!"
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:52 AM   #24
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Yeah except for the fact that she probably went back to her desk thinking "****er called me fat!"
If your gut is getting mistaken for a baby, i think you have bigger problems than people calling you fat...you are fat.
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Old 10-21-2006, 03:29 PM   #25
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Yeah except for the fact that she probably went back to her desk thinking "****er called me fat!"
If your gut is getting mistaken for a baby, i think you have bigger problems than people calling you fat...you are fat.
Well sure, my point was that it wasnt a very good save
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