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Old 10-30-2006, 01:09 PM   #1
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PWN3D The Official NO PORN, NO FAP Ironman Competition--Round One. FIGHT!

I hereby declare that on this day, October 30th, 2006, the first Official Off-Topic MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN IRONMAN COMPETITION shall commence.

Whereby we see who can go the longest without pornography or self-abuse of any sort. That means no nekkid girlie pics or nothin'! Sports Illustrated swimsuit, etc are fine.

Starting at noon today (i.e. NOW), persons in sexually-active relationships (monogomous or otherwise), married persons, and persons who engange in sexual activity get 1 point for every 6 hours they go without porn or fap-fap. Persons who abstain entirely from any sort of sexual activity get 2 points for every 6 hours.

In short, sex with another person is OKAY. Only self-abuse and the viewing of pornography is forbidden. That is why people in sexually-active relationships get fewer points for holding out. Only persons aged 18+ may participate

The timing may be dangerous, what with all the little kids running door-to-door tomorrow night, but...

I hereby throw my hat in the ring. Who else is going to play along?

PARTICIPANTS: (name, time, points, falter (porn/fap/both))
Asinine 66hrs, 11 points, sweet release
Idjiit
gordon freeman 12hrs, 4 points, porn
MissDanz 52hrs, 13 points, PUPPIES!
iamchris 12hrs, 4 points, stroking his skin saber
svx'ed
skycop 103 hours, 17 points, strokin' to the east...
El Camino 101 hours, 16 points, fapping to tuna pr0n.
poon warrior 4 hrs, 0 points, porn
dvon1981 105 hrs, 35 points, dirty pictures
banman 137 hours, 23 points, adult material + spooooooge
DrinkAV8
bhamroadrunner
Prod 24hrs, 8 points, fappage
nater
Anub1s
cellobro
UberWilhelm 84hrs, 14 points, What's this? PORN! *fap fap fap* spooooooge!
Dionysos911
merilee
Joe Boxer
DrDRum 13d, 12h, 54 points (omfg lol!) Clarence Carter... Clarence Carter
MrHappy 31 days, 248 points, Hit me baby... one more time!
impez
MidnightSti05 144 hours, 24 points, late-night paper boner
Danny5
a1ex
jacobsen1
Wagon Joe 120 hours, 20 points, sleeping girlfriend rub-out
SureGrap
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:09 PM   #2
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how would you prove any of this is true?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:10 PM   #3
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:10 PM   #4
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I see this working as well as 4X4's 'stop smoking' thread.....*pufffffff*
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:10 PM   #5
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I'm already behind
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:10 PM   #6
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how would you prove any of this is true?
Honor system. If you sign yourself up to participate, you have to post at let us all know when you break down.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:11 PM   #7
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I'm out!

and more importantly, what the **** is the point?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:12 PM   #8
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i feel like the winner here is really the loser.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:14 PM   #9
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i feel like the winner here is really the loser.
I dunno, I had a friend several years ago who said he would do this several times a year until he would start having wet dreams, then he'd get laid, and it was well worth it.

Like saving up for a Ferrari instead of buying a Kia now.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:15 PM   #10
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Did you leave the baby oil and kleenex by the computer again?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:16 PM   #11
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**** it, sign me up. I will be in the "no nothin'" camp. Er, and I'm married so max points for loserdom for me.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:17 PM   #12
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Did you leave the baby oil and kleenex by the computer again?
Your memory for details is astounding.

And disturbing.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:18 PM   #13
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:18 PM   #14
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Are women allowed to participate?

cat

"I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!"
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:18 PM   #15
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:19 PM   #16
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Let's do eeeet!

bittorrent is bad for my computer anyway

sign me up
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:19 PM   #17
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Wait, so, I only get 1 point for every 6 hours since I'm married? Even though I'm abstaining from everything?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:20 PM   #18
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Are women allowed to participate?

cat

"I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!"
It's not exactly fair competition for women

How often do you porn and diddle, anyway?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:21 PM   #19
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Wait, so, I only get 1 point for every 6 hours since I'm married? Even though I'm abstaining from everything?
If you have a ready and willing release, then you only get 1 pt/6 hours. If your wife was in Burma shaving camels, that would be different.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:21 PM   #20
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It's not exactly fair competition for women

How often do you porn and diddle, anyway?
Inquiring minds want to know..
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:23 PM   #21
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If you have a ready and willing release, then you only get 1 pt/6 hours. If your wife was in Burma shaving camels, that would be different.
Meh. Nevermind then.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:24 PM   #22
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It's not exactly fair competition for women

How often do you porn and diddle, anyway?
DISCRIMINATION!!! Let's just say...it's fair. If more ladies do it, we can have a separate class, like auto-x.

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Old 10-30-2006, 01:25 PM   #23
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I'm in. 2.5 points per 6 hours part. I'll at least get 2.5 hours for making it through work :P
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:25 PM   #24
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DISCRIMINATION!!! Let's just say...it's fair. If more ladies do it, we can have a separate class, like auto-x.

cat
BOOOO. Ladies class in AutoX is bull****. It's admitting inferiority. The real competition always plays with everyone else.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:26 PM   #25
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Does this include sex?

You know, because if I can still sleep with my woman, I can go MONTHS without masturbation or porn...
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