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Old 12-05-2006, 01:14 PM   #1
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After my morning shower, I climb back into bed for 15 minutes to warm up again and watch the Today Show.

I am a freak.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:14 PM   #2
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m4strubation

edit: make that semi-daily
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #3
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After a complete shower, i take a dump.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #4
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #5
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I drive a non-direct route to work just for this one school zone..
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #6
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Whodini was wrong; the freaks come out in the morning (for Matt Lauer).
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #7
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What is a "complete shower"?

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After a complete shower, i take a dump.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #8
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After breakfast I always take a dump.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:16 PM   #9
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:16 PM   #10
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:17 PM   #11
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After breakfast I always take a dump.
This amazes me about men. You have timed poo periods. I don't know any women (including myself) that have such a schedule.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:17 PM   #12
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when i turn the water off in the shower, i use my hands to "wipe" down my entire body.. i kind of use them like a pair of squeegees (sp?) to get most of the water off my body before i towel dry. i also use both hands to fling as much water out of my hair as i can before the towel. dunno if it's weird or not but once a girlfriend saw me doing it and said " wtf are you doing??"
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:17 PM   #13
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Watch Robin and Co. on CNN while I take a dump.

Then kill kitten in shower
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:17 PM   #14
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ahh yes....poo periods....not unlike female shopping periods.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:18 PM   #15
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:19 PM   #16
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I brush my teeth in the shower.

I also hate light in the morning. I actually prefer darkness, I think my eyes must be overly sesnitive.
I usually take a shower in total darkness. I dry in darkness, apply deodorant and apply hairjel in darkness. I dress only with a nightlight so I can see dim colors. I know where everything is in my house, and can walk around everywhere in the dark.

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Old 12-05-2006, 01:21 PM   #17
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I brush my teeth in the shower.

I also hate light in the morning. I actually prefer darkness, I think my eyes must be overly sesnitive.
I usually take a shower in total darkness. I dry in darkness, apply deodorant and apply hairjel in darkness. I dress only with a nightlight so I can see dim colors. I know where everything is in my house, and can walk around everywhere in the dark.

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Old 12-05-2006, 01:21 PM   #18
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What is a "complete shower"?
shaving, getting all dried than sitting down on the throne.

Half shower would be no shaving get in wash and get out 10min or quickie as my dad calls it
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:22 PM   #19
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when i turn the water off in the shower, i use my hands to "wipe" down my entire body.. i kind of use them like a pair of squeegees (sp?) to get most of the water off my body before i towel dry. i also use both hands to fling as much water out of my hair as i can before the towel. dunno if it's weird or not but once a girlfriend saw me doing it and said " wtf are you doing??"
I do this too. Don't know why.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:23 PM   #20
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I do this too. Don't know why.
it means your towel will do a better job drying you. plus stepping out of the shower dripping wet is fiveing COLD at my apartment. space heater in the bathroom ftl
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:24 PM   #21
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:24 PM   #22
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I also hand-squeegie myself.

I'll be dry faster
My towel will dry faster
I'll drip less on the floor when I step out to get my towel
It feels good when I brush my wet dingdong
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:25 PM   #23
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It feels good when I brush my wet dingdong
Wow - yours comes with doorbell sounds? That rules!
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:26 PM   #24
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when i turn the water off in the shower, i use my hands to "wipe" down my entire body.. i kind of use them like a pair of squeegees (sp?) to get most of the water off my body before i towel dry. i also use both hands to fling as much water out of my hair as i can before the towel. dunno if it's weird or not but once a girlfriend saw me doing it and said " wtf are you doing??"
I do the EXACT SAME THING. I have no idea why. Maybe because i can stand in the warm shower and get most of the water off before flinging back the shower curtain and getting that cold blast of air.
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:26 PM   #25
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Ima hand squeegie-er as well, also brush my toofs in the shower.

I like to make my own coffee creamer
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