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Old 12-11-2006, 05:59 PM   #101
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42. You don't race anything from a roll cause you know you'll lose
43. You'll race anything uphill and in the rain.
+1

- You can spit out 40+ reasons why someone should get a STI over an Evo.
- You once said, "I should have got an Evo" only to quickly come to the real world of reliability
- You get smoked by Evos on the freeway but kill them at the autox
- You loose sleep at the fact that Subaru can and most likely will, make the next gen Impreza even uglier
- You hear the letters "dp" and think neither "double" or "penetration"
- You enjoy getting on the interweb and destroying someone's life because they posted videos of themselves street racing or reckless driving.

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One more..
You leg hump a thread 10+ pages because the OP is a girl with STI "pink" wheels
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Old 12-11-2006, 06:03 PM   #102
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When it comes up, you tell people you drive a Subaru -all proud and excited- and the say, "oh... anyhow".
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Old 12-11-2006, 06:28 PM   #103
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Old 12-11-2006, 06:55 PM   #104
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2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car only after you buy a Prodrive

5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them RE92's are for tugboats

7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn only after you've replaced said RE92's and added an ALK

8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number only if you own a WRX

9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry not if you're on worn RE070's

13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights my friends think ALL Subaru's look goofy

16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now only if the coilovers have "OHLINS" written on them

17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot anyone who puts their headlights in an oven IS an idiot

19. you think the 22b is the hottest car ever fixed it for 'ya

21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust see #2

22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru unless it says "Porsche" on it

25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you yeah, what is up with that???

29. you know Rota makes good wheels and BBS makes great wheels

30. your never done modding your car sad, but true

32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car get a wagon - no one will even know you exist

33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect see #25

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame all the time

36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone see #32

39. you log onto NASIOC everyday damn straight

40. you dont know what real understeer feels like sure I do, I owned a Nissan for 2 years. I know what real torquesteer feel's like too
sorry, couldn't resist - nice post by the way...
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:25 PM   #105
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this is so true!!!!

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

39. you log onto NASIOC everyday
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:31 PM   #106
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You think Top Ramen is eating richly!

You can't drive by a mirrored window building without almost hitting the car in front of you...
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:33 PM   #107
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You've yelled at your gf more than once after she closed the passenger door "too hard" while the window was rolled down and she continues to do it.

You've explained to more than one person, "no I'm not running on three cylinders."

You curse the part of the rear bumper that sits just below the trunk lid for its dirt attracting abilities

Putting it into second to get into reverse doesn't sound ridiculous
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:34 PM   #108
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You've yelled at your gf more than once after she closed the passenger door "too hard" while the window was rolled down and she continues to do it.

You've explained to more than one person, "no I'm not running on three cylinders."

You curse the part of the rear bumper that sits just below the trunk lid for its dirt attracting abilities

Putting it into second to get into reverse doesn't sound ridiculous

+1 to ALL of these!!!
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:39 PM   #109
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6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes
haha it took my girlfriend like four months to understand why my car wouldn't burn out

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14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink
another personal fav

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21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust

22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru
verrrry true... I love the boxer sound and can't see myself ever owning anything else... cept maybe an EVO someday just outa curiousity
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28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing
I hate big wings....
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31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black
lol I actually did have a dream about this... and I'm in the process of doing it... I'll post pics

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33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect
mostly saturns full of high schoolers and this one Ford Focus would rev on me EVERYDAY when I was coming home from work
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:43 PM   #110
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You've explained to more than one person, "no I'm not running on three cylinders."
people crack me up haha
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Putting it into second to get into reverse doesn't sound ridiculous
I put mine in fourth but for the same reason nonetheless
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:46 PM   #111
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Dude.. you don't know how many times I've opened my dad's Jetta door into my chest and just... fall to the ground in pain.

I have a good one to add to this. Your driver side window is spotless, but the upper corner of your passenger door is covered in greasy finger prints.
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:46 PM   #112
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Good list. I laughed at more than one.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:34 PM   #113
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You have to stop and think for a second when you see that an article has been written by the AP
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:41 PM   #114
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Dude.. you don't know how many times I've opened my dad's Jetta door into my chest and just... fall to the ground in pain.

I have a good one to add to this. Your driver side window is spotless, but the upper corner of your passenger door is covered in greasy finger prints.
LOL Me: dont close it with the win*clunk*dow. Her: giggles and runs off.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:58 PM   #115
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You get asked if you put the "aftermarket turbo kit on it because it doesn't come with a turbo"....to which I always just shrug and walk away. Had this happen for the 4th time Saturday night and check out the sig....
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:13 PM   #116
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cherry blossom red
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:19 PM   #117
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29. you know Rota makes good wheels
I guess I don't own an Impreza then.....
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:19 PM   #118
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+1 to ALL of these!!!
+2 wow..this long list is so true in so many ways!!!
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:26 PM   #119
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Orange peel has nothing to do with fruit anymore.
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:29 PM   #120
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48. You turn on the defrost and you've suddenly lost 100 hp.

49. you see the Corvette that beat you the day before is now being pushed by its owner off the slick spot in the morning snow.............and you honk
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:33 PM   #121
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Hahahaha!

*You wonder why it's so hard for people to push the door closed without touching the windows when your car is clean.

*When driving in the rain, you wonder about the swirled collection of water that sits in the middle of your rear window when driving around.

*Anytime, anywhere: you'll know a scoobie w/ exhaust is coming up to three blocks away.

*When you pick your friends up, you don't have to call, or get out of your car: your exhaust does the job for you.

Funny list. I could relate to a bunch of 'em, hahaha.
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:37 PM   #122
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#50. You have a serious addiction to nasioc, it becomes almost a chemical dependency; sometimes you debate rehab...then you log back on
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:37 PM   #123
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Oh!

*On nights when you drink, your friend is eager to be DD. And, you always have to tell them to not smash into 1st gear *grind* ... too late.
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:40 PM   #124
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50) When you're at a gas station and some Ford guy says "wow, I know a V-8 when I hear one" or "that thing sounds meaner than my truck, what did you do to that thing?."
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:42 PM   #125
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49. you see the Corvette that beat you the day before is now being pushed by its owner off the slick spot in the morning snow.............and you honk

That applies to a RAV4 as well...or how about an AWD Town and Country minivan...

God damn A/C-Defrost power loss though...
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