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Old 01-04-2007, 08:38 PM   #1
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Default Dear retard at Petco;

Thank you so very much for your wonderful contribution to the human race. While most people with an IQ of 74 would be stumped by a bag of dog food with a large tear in it, you brilliantly decided scotch tape would fix the problem. Surely scotch tape can easily hold back 40 pounds of dog food from a 6 inch tear across the top of the bag. I'm really glad you doubled up the tape just to "make sure". It made it out of the store, so my hat is off to you. Your inbred genes and lack of common sense are obviously no match for your puzzle solving skills. I salute you.


Yours truly,

2006 "Salmon and Rice trunk" WRX
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:40 PM   #2
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LOL!!!! Petco cashier is going to be his job for the rest of his life. Give him a break
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:40 PM   #3
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hahahahahha.....

so how much doggy chow did you end up losing on the ground?
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Old 01-04-2007, 09:45 PM   #4
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hahaha thats a great way of writing it out I like this: 2006 "Salmon and Rice trunk" WRX haha. Post pics of it!!!!
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Old 01-04-2007, 10:55 PM   #5
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It was probably a woman- a man would have instinctively known to use duct tape.
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Old 01-04-2007, 11:03 PM   #6
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^^hahahahahahhaha
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Old 01-04-2007, 11:04 PM   #7
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That is what you get for buying dogfood at petco..
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Old 01-04-2007, 11:07 PM   #8
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rofl, this is the funniest thread I've read all year!
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:01 AM   #9
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PETCO .... please don't say you go to PETCO ... they are the ENEMY! (I am biased .. of course .. I wonder where I work! )
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:09 AM   #10
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Dogmart?
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:13 AM   #11
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rofl, this is the funniest thread I've read all year!
All year? You mean the entire 4 days since the start of 2007?
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:37 AM   #12
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All year? You mean the entire 4 days since the start of 2007?
HAHA PWNED
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:53 AM   #13
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LOL! XDD Yeah, try petsmart next time.

edit:I just got the irony in my own statement:
petsmart

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Old 01-05-2007, 07:53 AM   #14
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Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:25 AM   #15
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All year? You mean the entire 4 days since the start of 2007?
well, funniest thing in 4 days is a long time still. you swic'ies are some funny cats
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:31 AM   #16
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LOL! XDD Yeah, try petsmart next time.

edit:I just got the irony in my own statement:
petsmart

woot
Funny you say that ... we just re-branded our name .. it used to be "Pets Mart" and now ... its PetSmart! heh ...
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:58 AM   #17
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now ... its PetSmart! heh ...
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Like this?
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Old 01-05-2007, 10:20 AM   #18
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Yours truly,

2006 "Salmon and Rice trunk" WRX
haha well since the same thing happened to me...

2006"Chicken and Rice trunk" WRX

But mine happened at PetsMart
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Old 01-05-2007, 10:24 AM   #19
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Yours truly,
2006 "Salmon and Rice trunk" WRX



what a great line
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:24 AM   #20
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^^^HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:35 AM   #21
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haha well since the same thing happened to me...

2006"Chicken and Rice trunk" WRX

But mine happened at PetsMart

That actually happened to me too with the our dog food, but it was my fault ... I didn't grab the bag correctly .... note ... make sure you CLEAN it all out. I had a mouse make a home in my car for 2 weeks while I was going on vacation and it decided to chew my ABS wiring and then it died in my truck ... ick!
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:39 AM   #22
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That actually happened to me too with the our dog food, but it was my fault ... I didn't grab the bag correctly .... note ... make sure you CLEAN it all out. I had a mouse make a home in my car for 2 weeks while I was going on vacation and it decided to chew my ABS wiring and then it died in my truck ... ick!
HA!

Have a mouse make a nest in ur hood then tell me what smells when its head gets caught in the belt. dumb ass field mice.
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:34 PM   #23
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either way... he who buys food at either of those stores... really doesn't care about their dog
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:59 PM   #24
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either way... he who buys food at either of those stores... really doesn't care about their dog
Where should you buy it then?
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:01 PM   #25
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either way... he who buys food at either of those stores... really doesn't care about their dog
sorry we dont all feed our animals t-bones and pork chops
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