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Old 02-26-2007, 10:54 PM   #1
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(Inspired by the classic NESIC thread "Dear Neon driver..." Every post has to be in the form of a letter to some idiot who sucks at life. If someone already started one I apologize and I'll merge it.)

Dear Explorer driver with the 9050 FT plates,

Please die in a ****ing fire and learn to check your ****ing blind spot while changing lanes. And instead of pacing me and trying to intimidate me for honking (thus preventing a sure-fire accident), perhaps you could consider ending yourself?

Best of luck figuring out your nav system. I'll give you a hint: the Beltway is a ****ing circle. It's not that complicated.

Have a nice day!

Love,
your friendly local Subaru owner


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Dear MAIC,

Just a reminder: this is not a "kill stories" thread and you will get tool points for posting that crap in here.

Have a nice day!

Love,
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Old 02-26-2007, 11:55 PM   #2
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Dear 06/07 Subaru WRX TR (Crystal Gray) Driver heading 66W,

I hope that a drunk driver side swips you on the highway. Thank you for NOT letting me in your lane and staying on my side so I can almost miss my Rt. 50 exit. I wasn't trying to race you, but you obviously took it as "stock WRX vs. stock WRX and let's see who wins." Thanks again jerkface!

Sincerely,

A normal driver
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:27 AM   #3
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(Inspired by the classic NESIC thread "Dear Neon driver..." Every post has to be in the form of a letter to some idiot who sucks at life. If someone already started one I apologize and I'll merge it.)

Dear Explorer driver with the 9050 FT plates,

Please die in a ****ing fire and learn to check your ****ing blind spot while changing lanes. And instead of pacing me and trying to intimidate me for honking (thus preventing a sure-fire accident), perhaps you could consider ending yourself?

Best of luck figuring out your nav system. I'll give you a hint: the Beltway is a ****ing circle. It's not that complicated.

Have a nice day!

Love,
your friendly local Subaru owner
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1209816

That one wasn't a good enough start for you?
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:40 AM   #4
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Thank you all past, present, & Future idiots on the Road for my High Insurance rates, and also those that en-danger my life, Mainly seems to be the Big Trucks that like to just jump in my lane to side swipe me

and my wife for getting 2 speed tickets(one in a Daewoo, and the other a hyundai and also not knowing how to drive in the snow and costing me $500 for the deductable and raising my rates by 30% on the year) thats grounds for divorce right?

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Old 02-27-2007, 07:46 AM   #5
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thats grounds for divorce right?
Always have an escape route pal.
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:48 AM   #6
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hey thats like an Extra mmmm $650 a year now
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:27 AM   #7
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http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1209816

That one wasn't a good enough start for you?
Dear Jard,

No, that one turned into kind of a mess.

Love,
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:27 AM   #8
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Dear dudes in rock spewing trucks on 295,

The left lane is for passing, not for going 45. Also, I don't appreciate you spewing rocks on my car. It has sensitive paint issues.

Thanks,
rock chipped in nova
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:57 AM   #9
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(Inspired by the classic NESIC thread "Dear Neon driver..." Every post has to be in the form of a letter to some idiot who sucks at life. If someone already started one I apologize and I'll merge it.)

Dear Explorer driver with the 9050 FT plates,

Please die in a ****ing fire and learn to check your ****ing blind spot while changing lanes. And instead of pacing me and trying to intimidate me for honking (thus preventing a sure-fire accident), perhaps you could consider ending yourself?

Best of luck figuring out your nav system. I'll give you a hint: the Beltway is a ****ing circle. It's not that complicated.

Have a nice day!

Love,
your friendly local Subaru owner
Had a close call J? Glad you're quick reflexes came into good use. Yeah those truck drivers are to be watched out for or they'll treat you like curbs. If only you're allow to shot their tires out for doing stupied things like that.
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Old 02-27-2007, 09:47 AM   #10
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Here to you butt munch in the Impala LTZ, for blocking two lanes of traffic so that people can't drive a few feet on the shoulder to take an exit on Rt.288. Causing me to go off the road to get around you, or run into the back of your P.O.S. car.
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:16 AM   #11
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Dear Dude in mid-90's Mercedes Monster,

You, sir, are one talented man. Not only did you just BARELY miss slamming HEAD ON into my buddy's brand new Maxima (which was sitting well behind the stop line, waiting to turn left onto the road you were turning left off of... I know, b/c I was driving), you managed to do it ONE HANDED whilst keeping your other hand on your cell phone, on your ear. I wish I had the skills you did. Then maybe I could drive a bright red Mercedes douche-mobile.

Oh, and you also deserve praise for your witty comeback (yes, I turned around, followed you, and calmly informed you of your skills). When I presented you with the suggestion of GET OFF YOUR F-ING PHONE AND LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, a confused frown, followed by a smile, and a nod just... floored me.

Sincerely,
One Impressed Fellow Driver

... that's this week's. Driving around here, this could easily be the busiest thread on NASIOC.

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Old 02-27-2007, 10:26 AM   #12
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Dear Bia in the white explorer,

Get off my ass! I have a manual, I don't always use my brakes unless I'm coming to a complete halt! Its called engine braking, get used to it!
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:10 PM   #13
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Dear Ford Police Interceptor Driver,

I really don't appreciate the unnecessary stress you are causing to public by driving that thing.

Those cars should not be available to public except for the cab companies anyway.

Hate hating! But hey... I live in FFX right. Something like living in West Bank and trying to go to work without beeing arrasted in any of the check-points.
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Old 02-27-2007, 03:09 PM   #14
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Ehem...
Dear eager MAIC posters,

Let's try to keep at least a few threads on track. Tone down the machismo and social commentary and stick to the topic.

Regards,

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Old 02-27-2007, 03:13 PM   #15
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Dear Everyone in Loudoun County,

Was today the big caravan to Fairfax? No one told me. I don't know why there were 4 times the normal number of cars at 8:30 this morning, or why you're all such complete mindless twits, but I hate you just the same.

Sincerely,
The guy that blows past you at a rocking 55 mph when you're trying to figure out the GO pedal.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:15 PM   #16
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today

- some lady doing 45 on 495 in the left hand lane...

- lady on her phone stopping at a green light ... WOW
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:29 PM   #17
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Old 02-27-2007, 06:15 PM   #18
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dear John....do you have sand in your no-no place?

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Old 02-27-2007, 06:16 PM   #19
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Dear everybody who lives in the DC metro area and has never driven in snow:

Please refrain from fishtailing on the highway and nearly taking out the entire rear end of my car. Just don't drive in the snow. KThanks.

-- Loyal New Englander

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Old 02-27-2007, 06:23 PM   #20
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Dear everybody who lies in the DC metro area and has never driven in snow:

Please refrain from fishtailing on the highway and nearly taking out the entire rear end of my car. Just don't drive in the snow. KThanks.

-- Loyal New Englander
Why does it only have to be liars?

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Old 02-27-2007, 06:29 PM   #21
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dear John....do you have sand in your no-no place?
Dear Bryan,

No, but I almost had an Explorer in my no-no place.

Love,
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Old 02-27-2007, 06:38 PM   #22
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Dear dudes in rock spewing trucks on 295,

The left lane is for passing, not for going 45. Also, I don't appreciate you spewing rocks on my car. It has sensitive paint issues.

Thanks,
rock chipped in nova

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Old 02-27-2007, 11:12 PM   #23
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Best of luck figuring out your nav system. I'll give you a hint: the Beltway is a ****ing circle. It's not that complicated.
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Old 02-27-2007, 11:13 PM   #24
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Dear, Mrs Cavalier

Thank You for not stopping a 4 way intersection.

Tomorrow could you please blow through that stop sign again around 10:30 AM. I found a really cool front bumper I could use.

Thanks,
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Old 02-27-2007, 11:30 PM   #25
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I'm gonna call out a VA driver who drove like a 'tard today in MD.

Dear maroon nissan pathfinder driver on 270, with a cellphone in the ear: do not cut me off, do not drive in two lanes at once, do not tailgate me for honking at you.


kthxbye
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