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Old 12-05-2001, 11:09 AM   #1
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Talking OT: I am evil!

Well, the real rkkwan is finally showing up. It's only 11am Wed, but I have already offended 3 NESIC members this week. [Okay - so what if 2 of them are only faking their anger. ]. Then I remembered more than one i-clubbers on the "member's gallery" said that my WRX looks evil, when riding on anthracite P1s. Finally, last week on the off-topic board, I learned that some of the classical music I've been enjoying quite a bit lately - Holst's "Planet" and Mussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition" & "Night on Bald Mountain" - are widely considered evil!

So, I guess I'll follow Slvblt's lead and put a after my name.

-Ray
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Old 12-05-2001, 11:47 AM   #2
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*has a tough time seeing Ray as evil*

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Old 12-05-2001, 11:51 AM   #3
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I further suggest that you are a witch and must be burned.
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Old 12-05-2001, 12:14 PM   #4
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But does rkkwan weigh the same as a duck?
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Old 12-05-2001, 12:42 PM   #5
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But does rkkwan weigh the same as a duck?
Throw him in the lake!!
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Old 12-05-2001, 12:47 PM   #6
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He turned me into a newt!
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Old 12-05-2001, 12:51 PM   #7
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But does rkkwan weigh the same as a duck?
I have zero idea what this means... But I did have some really nice roast duck in NYC Chinatown last weekend.

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Old 12-05-2001, 01:14 PM   #8
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What also floats in water?
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Old 12-05-2001, 01:15 PM   #9
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wood! wood floats in water!
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Old 12-05-2001, 01:18 PM   #10
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CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!

VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?

CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?

VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.

BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.

WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.

WITCH: They dressed me up like this.

CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.

WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.

BEDEVERE: Well?

VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE: The nose?

VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!

CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?

CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.

VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?

VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE: A newt?

VILLAGER #3: I got better.

VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!

CROWD: Burn! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

CROWD: Are there? What are they?

VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?

BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2: Burn!

CROWD: Burn, burn them up!

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1: More witches!

VILLAGER #2: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?

[pause]

VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE: Good!

CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...

BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1: No, no.

VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

CROWD: The pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2: Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

ARTHUR: A duck.

CROWD: Oooh.

BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,

VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore--?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!

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Old 12-05-2001, 01:39 PM   #11
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Off with his head!!
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Old 12-05-2001, 02:02 PM   #12
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That's either a Monty Python script or the transcript of a Salem selectmen's meeting oh so long ago, isn't it?
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Old 12-05-2001, 02:38 PM   #13
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Old 12-05-2001, 03:04 PM   #14
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Yeah, that is MP Holy Grail. What kind of swallow?

Don't steal music.

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Old 12-05-2001, 03:10 PM   #15
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People think Im evil. It aint so bad!
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Old 12-05-2001, 04:04 PM   #16
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Default Re: OT: I am evil!

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So, I guess I'll follow Slvblt's lead and put a after my name.

-Ray
glad I can corrupt so much

glad to see someone else is on the dark side

sorry ray- I have a hard problem seeing you as evil, DR snork yes, evil no, maybe that will change

speed safely

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Old 12-05-2001, 04:15 PM   #17
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Well, I don't look menacing like Nate does , but deep inside me there's definitely a darker force in play.

All of you who's responded in this thread, watch out!

Thanks Korey for the explanation... ehehe

-Ray
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Old 12-05-2001, 04:48 PM   #18
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iirc, that was myself who said your car looked evil....i am almost sure, but i am to lazy to actually check

and umm, your welcome
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Old 12-05-2001, 05:50 PM   #19
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Thanks Korey for the explanation... ehehe

-Ray
Hehe.. anytime

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No you didn't!
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'Tis but a scratch!
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Old 12-05-2001, 06:47 PM   #20
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just a flesh wound

hehe

speed safely

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Old 12-05-2001, 09:17 PM   #21
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All of you who's responded in this thread, watch out!
Run Away !!! Run Away !!!

Ray - You're not evil.
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Old 12-05-2001, 09:24 PM   #22
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I'll just say, never having met you, that you are evil. Just to confirm things, you know.

"Thine shall pull the pin on thine Holy Hand Grenade, and lobbeth at thine enemies, who, being evil in mine sight, shall snuff it!"
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Old 12-06-2001, 09:01 AM   #23
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Hey, some us are born children of the light and others born with the countenance of an angel (stretching it here ) and the soul of a devil. You, Ray, are one of these good/evil hybrids...even if you do look like a buddha

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Old 12-06-2001, 10:25 AM   #24
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"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men."

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Old 12-06-2001, 10:33 AM   #25
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only a bunny?!
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