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View Poll Results: Would you pay the price for better head?
Yes, it would be worth the price. 22 13.66%
I'd have to be REAAAAAAAAALY drunk...(read: maybe...) 24 14.91%
No. **** no, man. I believe you get 'cho ass kicked for this thread. 83 51.55%
I'm a female, and would allow a dyke to demonstrate for my hubby/bf 7 4.35%
I'm a female...and I wouldn't go for this on me. 7 4.35%
Even a pink miata ain't this gay. 91 56.52%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 161. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-02-2007, 03:59 PM   #1
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Forester Your gay friend wants to teach your spouse how to give good head...

Suppose your (token) gay friend wanted to teach your spouse how to give better/great head, and it'd be on you. The pros...you get better head for the rest of your life based on the teachings. The cons...you get head from a ***...

Assuming a few things...would you do it?
Assumption #1: The "spousal head" would indeed be much better post-"education"
Assumption #2: Teh spousal unit would actually give you said "better head" regularly (say, at least monthly to ensure a good ROI)
Assumption #3: I dunno...you don't have to watch the gay head


This somehow came up a few weekends ago. Well, kinda'.
The token gay was showing the ladies some tricks on a cucumber.
The ladies were all having fun with the little improptu class session in the kitchen. The guys found it all funny (and partially arousing...except for the gay dudes' actions).
The gay dude joked (we hope) that a live specimin would be better. There were no takers. Not sure if he was serious...
There was also (coincidentally )extreme beverege-ing going on. (surprise surprise)
He also offered to educate the ladies on the fine art of prostate massage...yeah. No takers there either...)

EDIT: Extra info from page 2...since some of y'all don't read...
The whole evening (including this head discussion) was pretty damn funny. Our group has a fairly dirty sense of humor, so the cucumber thing was a joke. Well...to start, anyways. The gay guy is always one to push boundaries, half to be funny and half to be an ass (just to see how far he can get with people). He actually graduated with a psych degree, so you know he likes to eph with peoples heads.

One of the ladies (all of them inebrated), while in the kitchen tried to give her hubby wood by going to town on the cuke. She'd had enough to drink that, all inhabitions gone, really went at it. I can attest that she indeed put on a good show, as I'm sure she achieved her goal on most of guys in the room. And naturally, the other ladies thought they'd try their hand at the game. The gay dude decided towards the end of this that it was his obligation to teach the ladies some tricks (read: opportunity to show off and make some uncomfortable).

Then he mentioned "hey, this would be better with a real subject". Was he joling? Was he serious? We're not sure. Maybe it was a combination. Safe to say, though...he didn't get any takers

So, I thought, OT is gay enough to appreciate the humor in this. So I aks...
Also...pole coming.

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Old 04-02-2007, 04:01 PM   #2
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This was a movie, or a skit, I dont remember.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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Monthly is good ROI??
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:02 PM   #4
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:02 PM   #5
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did you start doing drugs during the day?
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:02 PM   #6
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You had me at "Teh spousal unit would actually give you said "better head" regularly"
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:03 PM   #7
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No way, no how. Dude can show her on a cucumber just as well, he's basically just looking for a freebie, and my imagination isn't that good.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:04 PM   #8
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I would let a pit viper practice on me if it meant "better head regularly"...
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:04 PM   #9
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This was a movie, or a skit, I dont remember.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:04 PM   #10
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I get it with good regularity and its quality, so there is no way I would take this deal. If my wife was really bad at it and never wanted to, potentially... but probably not.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:04 PM   #11
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Not to mention that every time wifey is tastin the bacon you gotta sit there and think "So this is how dudes do it?? " or even worse, "This is how that dude did it"

No thanks.

Oh, and I wouldn't marry a chick who wasn't good at it. It's an important part of a balanced breakfast.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:04 PM   #12
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Unless he has dentures, I can't think of anything a dude can do that would be any better than a woman.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:05 PM   #13
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No way, no how. Dude can show her on a cucumber just as well, he's basically just looking for a freebie, and my imagination isn't that good.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:05 PM   #14
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You made this entire poll null and void by making it a public poll. I guarantee you'd get different results with an anonymous poll
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:05 PM   #15
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but the real problem comes in, what if he is amazing and you blow your load.... would you be a ***?
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:05 PM   #16
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:07 PM   #17
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You made this entire poll null and void by making it a public poll. I guarantee you'd get different results with an anonymous poll
I actually didn't mean to
Ever since the damn rock tourney, I do it by default

If a mod strolls by this thread (and doesn't lock it)...could you kindly remove the pubic polling, kthnkx!

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Old 04-02-2007, 04:07 PM   #18
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I get it with good regularity and its quality, so there is no way I would take this deal. If my wife was really bad at it and never wanted to, potentially... but probably not.
See assumption #1.

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Old 04-02-2007, 04:08 PM   #19
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I wouldn't just because I couldn't hold it up if a gay guy was on his knees.
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So, DrDRum... did the ladies take that as a cue to gobble the knob that night? Or did the novelty wear off on the drive home?
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:11 PM   #21
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As long as he doesn't park his pink Miata in my driveway!
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:11 PM   #22
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So, DrDRum... did the ladies take that as a cue to gobble the knob that night? Or did the novelty wear off on the drive home?
Not sure about the other guys...
But me...


Who am I kiddin', I gots nuffin'

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Old 04-02-2007, 04:14 PM   #23
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:25 PM   #24
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yeah right! you can always find another female that can give better head than your wife. look for a chick like that instead of putting your hopes on a ***. problems solved.
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Old 04-02-2007, 05:39 PM   #25
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Spouse + giving head?

Does not compute.

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