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Old 04-16-2007, 12:58 PM   #26
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I've got a 6'r of Carlsberg chillin in the fridge as we speak and the Asian short hair we have has the worlds loudest motor!!!
Wait, you believe that a 6'r is the right amount of beer when the GF is not around? That's barely buzz territory, son.
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:00 PM   #27
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Wait, you believe that a 6'r is the right amount of beer when the GF is not around? That's barely buzz territory, son.
Well, I do have to work this week, plus 10-5 on Saturday
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:00 PM   #28
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Maybe you could take some advice from stopSweatinMe and let your pets show you a good time

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I've got a 6'r of Carlsberg chillin in the fridge as we speak and the Asian short hair we have has the worlds loudest motor!!!
dem's fightin' words
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:01 PM   #29
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Wait, you believe that a 6'r is the right amount of beer when the GF is not around? That's barely buzz territory, son.
Multiply by 4 then subtract 3 every hour for the next 8 hours.....
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:01 PM   #30
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Wait, you believe that a 6'r is the right amount of beer when the GF is not around? That's barely buzz territory, son.
seriously. and ditch the beer and get some cuervo. it's vomit-time!!
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:02 PM   #31
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seriously. and ditch the beer and get some cuervo. it's vomit-time!!
He probably has to clean the bathroom while she's gone anyhow....
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:04 PM   #32
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It's all fun and games until you realize the morning of the day she's coming home that you've jerked your dick raw....and you just hope she doesn't want any sex when she gets home, or that maybe it'll heal up while you run around like a madman, washing dishes and doing laundry.


or, so I've heard.......


3 birds with 1 stone...throw the dishes and laundry into the tub and jump in with some palmolive.
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:05 PM   #33
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He probably has to clean the bathroom while she's gone anyhow....
so why not create a reason to clean? I know no better reason to clean the baffroom than seeing and smelling barf all over the place.
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:05 PM   #34
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seriously. and ditch the beer and get some cuervo. it's vomit-time!!
Me + tequilla = TJ flashbacks and yes, vomit ftmfl

I do have 3/4 fifth of Austin Vodka in the freezer tho...
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:06 PM   #35
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so why not create a reason to clean? I know no better reason to clean the baffroom than seeing and smelling barf all over the place.
Right, I was with you 100%.
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:47 PM   #36
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Right, I was with you 100%.
Yeah, you are a bastion of cleanliness my friend
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:48 PM   #37
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Right, I was with you 100%.
I see it now.

<--not too quick before lunch. . .
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:49 PM   #38
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It's all fun and games until you realize the morning of the day she's coming home that you've jerked your dick raw....and you just hope she doesn't want any sex when she gets home, or that maybe it'll heal up while you run around like a madman, washing dishes and doing laundry.


or, so I've heard.......


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Old 04-16-2007, 01:51 PM   #39
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If I get real lucky this week...

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If I get real lucky this week...

Is she hot?

Wait...it really doesn't matter....
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:54 PM   #41
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:58 PM   #42
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Is she hot?

Wait...it really doesn't matter....
you know I love any excuse I can to resurrect that pic
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Old 04-16-2007, 02:14 PM   #43
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go through her underwear, remove any that isn't appealing. guys who have lived with the women know what I'm talking about. If you don't want to throw it all out, leave a couple of the boring pairs on the bottom, but make her dig for them. Her laziness = your win.

same with the clothes. rearrange so that the outfits that are easy to get to are easy on the eyes so when she's in a hurry the first thing she grabs will be something you want to see and the "comfortable" stuff will be elsewhere.
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Old 04-16-2007, 02:15 PM   #44
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Is she hot?

Wait...it really doesn't matter....
This is true as he has beer and vodka. Probably needs a bit more beer though.
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Old 04-16-2007, 02:18 PM   #45
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go through her underwear, remove any that isn't appealing. guys who have lived with the women know what I'm talking about. If you don't want to throw it all out, leave a couple of the boring pairs on the bottom, but make her dig for them. Her laziness = your win.

same with the clothes. rearrange so that the outfits that are easy to get to are easy on the eyes so when she's in a hurry the first thing she grabs will be something you want to see and the "comfortable" stuff will be elsewhere.
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