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Old 08-01-2014, 11:13 PM   #1
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1997 was a simpler time...Prob NWS and probably posted before. Well my internet is broken.

http://youtu.be/PBDKEn-TeQg

http://gawker.com/topless-lady-expla...rne-1614194032

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First, you have to learn to type with one hand. Ha! Ha!

This is an authentic instructional video, circa 1997, for the primitive form of proto-sexting that we used to call "cybersex." This valuable artifact full of arcane knowledge recently resurfaced through the Found Footage Festival, by way of a thrift store VHS bin in Minnesota. As you'll learn from a poorly-censored topless lady over the course of a minute and a half, Cybersex is actually pretty simple. Step one: Find a popular "chat room" where you can "real-time net conference," and post a message that subtly lets everyone know you're horny and looking for some of that good cybersex. For example, "i'm very horny and I'm looking for some good cyber sex. Are you interested?"If you do this correctly, your shirt should suddenly disappear.

Step 2: yesssssssssss. With lots of S's.

And that's where the clip ends, so... congratulations, I guess? You just lost your cyber-virginity in the back of a Ford Taurus wagon on the information superhighway! Make sure to use your newfound powers for good, never evil.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:14 PM   #2
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:17 PM   #3
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1997 was a simpler time...Prob NWS and probably posted before. Well my internet is broken.

http://youtu.be/PBDKEn-TeQg

http://gawker.com/topless-lady-expla...rne-1614194032
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:18 PM   #4
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:19 PM   #5
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haha i remember being in a trivia chat room back in the day and for some reason the trivia bot was having problems...out of no where some chick is PMing me for cybersex...so i play along...i was saying stuff like...i would love to put peanut butter in your ear and scoop it out with a qtip...i want to rub beef gravy in your hair and use liquid soap to rinse it out...she said i sucked at cybersex and cursed at me a few times and left the trivia chat room lulz!
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:20 PM   #6
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Screw you guys, I remember dial in chat rooms. Like using the phone.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:22 PM   #7
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Yo. Check this out guys, this is insanely great, it's got a 28.8 BPS modem!
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:26 PM   #8
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:28 PM   #9
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:34 PM   #10
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haha i remember being in a trivia chat room back in the day and for some reason the trivia bot was having problems...out of no where some chick is PMing me for cybersex...so i play along...i was saying stuff like...i would love to put peanut butter in your ear and scoop it out with a qtip...i want to rub beef gravy in your hair and use liquid soap to rinse it out...she said i sucked at cybersex and cursed at me a few times and left the trivia chat room lulz!
I've heard this one before, but last time there was a wizards cap. Haaaarrrrrrrr.



Wanna cyber??? Press 696969696969
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:46 PM   #11
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Screw you guys, I remember dial in chat rooms. Like using the phone.
1800-wet-legs
Saw it on tv when I was about 7 and called in on my home phone and giggled.

My mom saw the bill and did not giggle.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:51 PM   #12
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Nothing like the good old AOL chatrooms. The amount of time I spent... mainly due to the dial up. And just when it would get good.. "dammit! why are we getting faxes at 10PM?!"
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:55 PM   #13
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Dial up is when I found out that being in the same area code didn't mean it wasn't long distance..
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:03 AM   #14
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:10 AM   #15
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We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever.
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:19 AM   #16
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:52 AM   #17
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The closest a thread has gotten to explaining my screen name.
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:57 AM   #18
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Yo. Check this out guys, this is insanely great, it's got a 28.8 BPS modem!
Dude, I remember dialing in on a 1200baud modem.

When they jumped to 2400baud it was like we just landed on the moon.

I remember when my roommate bought one of the first USR 14.4 modems for some ridiculous price. I think he stayed up like 40 hours straight downloading tons of pprn off usenet.
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Old 08-02-2014, 01:59 AM   #19
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Dude, I remember dialing in on a 1200baud modem.

When they jumped to 2400baud it was like we just landed on the moon.

I remember when my roommate bought one of the first USR 14.4 modems for some ridiculous price. I think he stayed up like 40 hours straight downloading tons of pprn off usenet.
By tons you mean 20 pictures and a .avi?
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Old 08-02-2014, 03:24 AM   #20
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28.8 BPS modem!
Pretending you remember things to look cool yet getting it wrong.

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Old 08-02-2014, 03:33 AM   #21
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Pretending you remember things to look cool yet getting it wrong.

Getting burned by a n00b.


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Old 08-02-2014, 05:30 AM   #22
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1800-wet-legs
Saw it on tv when I was about 7 and called in on my home phone and giggled.

My mom saw the bill and did not giggle.

Amen, i can still remember how much it was. 307.19. The folks DEFINITELY was not giggling. AT ALL!!!!
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:59 AM   #24
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#IRC rulez
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:09 AM   #25
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