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Old 10-21-2009, 02:30 PM   #10326
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Lets get some believable true questions/phrases up in this thread.............
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:41 PM   #10327
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4 wheel drive?
don't all cars have 4 wheels.
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:45 PM   #10328
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LOL haha, i think id take the seats before those girls... i value real quality and in this case those seats are def grade A, the girls.. eh
i don't know i might take the girls.. then pimp them out.. and buy two sparco seats along with other mods
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:54 PM   #10329
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nah, what's gay was this guy who came up to me and was like
"Is that an STi?"
"No you stupid f***er! It's a WRX"

Then I kicked him in the nuts and launched out of the parking lot.
quit repeating stories.

got the classic one today from one of my friends who has a track ready auto-X miata:

as i'm making fun of the 08 STi (jokingly, but i'm not the biggest fan of the hatch)
him: "yeah those sedans look like scions"
me: "yeah i drive one."
him: "oh sorry... but it still looks like a scion"
me: "what are you talking about... it looks like any toyota but a scion "
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:14 AM   #10330
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quit repeating stories.

got the classic one today from one of my friends who has a track ready auto-X miata:

as i'm making fun of the 08 STi (jokingly, but i'm not the biggest fan of the hatch)
him: "yeah those sedans look like scions"
me: "yeah i drive one."
him: "oh sorry... but it still looks like a scion"
me: "what are you talking about... it looks like any toyota but a scion "
my hatch got called a scion twice in one week
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:31 AM   #10331
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nah, what's gay was this guy who came up to me and was like
"Is that an STi?"
"No you stupid f***er! It's a WRX"

Then I kicked him in the nuts and launched out of the parking lot.

And that's when you lost 2nd gear.


::sigh:: trying to be cool and this is what you end up with.


fake edit: i know he was joking, but it's jokes like this that i have to deal with every single damn day.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:06 AM   #10332
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I an always asked:
-is it sporty car?
-yes.
-what displacement?
-2.0
-oh, weak, does it pull hard?
-yes
-it looks to ligkt, maby that helps.
-maby (i'm bored with explaining whats turbo )
And i was asked the same way driving my brothers rx7. Maby it doesnt look like sport car? this happens often with me
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:56 AM   #10333
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we have to read what you type, maybe punctuation and grammar could help us NOT bang heads against the monitor?

so I was at a local sunday domestic car show. driving the cars we do, you should appreciate this one. I rolled through and there was a late model mustang. Its parked within a few classics, but he was displaying this big Mod Sheet with a list of crap he has... I start reading and when it comes to boost, it says custom t4 turbo. This stirs a bit in my head and i decide to break some chops. He has no clue about anything on the car, only what the sheet days. As it ends up, the guy didnt build the car (go figure) it was featured on the cover of one of the mustang magazines, and he has never driven the car more than a couple city blocks. When he told me this, i got sad. It makes you wonder how many newbs are running around with 550whp with no clue what a 1.07 a/r is.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:06 PM   #10334
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I'm at an autocross, and the tech inspection guy comes by to inspect my 2.5i. He looks at the engine, stares at it for a few seconds looking slightly puzzled, then turns to me and grins.

Him: "I think you're missing something." (joking)
Me: "What, a turbo?"

The NA Imprezas catch people off guard, especially at autocrosses.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:13 PM   #10335
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I'm at an autocross, and the tech inspection guy comes by to inspect my 2.5i. He looks at the engine, stares at it for a few seconds looking slightly puzzled, then turns to me and grins.

Him: "I think you're missing something." (joking)
Me: "What, a turbo?"

The NA Imprezas catch people off guard, especially at autocrosses.
lol what did he say after you said that?
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:46 PM   #10336
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My telling of the story might not seem as funny as it was at the time:
My car was up on a lift and i was standing under it with 2 mechanics looking at the underside. The shop owner walks over and asks what's up? and the mechanic says "i am trying to decide were to run this extension from the exhaust cutout".
The owner says "this is front wheel drive so you have plenty of...(thats when he sees the rear diff)..."no wait, its rear drive"....then he does this classic double take as he looks up again and sees the front axles. He realizes now that its AWD but he still has this wtf?!?!? look on his face thats so damn funny that now i'm giggling like i've been snorting nitrous
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Old 10-22-2009, 01:09 PM   #10337
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My telling of the story might not seem as funny as it was at the time:
My car was up on a lift and i was standing under it with 2 mechanics looking at the underside. The shop owner walks over and asks what's up? and the mechanic says "i am trying to decide were to run this extension from the exhaust cutout".
The owner says "this is front wheel drive so you have plenty of...(thats when he sees the rear diff)..."no wait, its rear drive"....then he does this classic double take as he looks up again and sees the front axles. He realizes now that its AWD but he still has this wtf?!?!? look on his face thats so damn funny that now i'm giggling like i've been snorting nitrous
hahaha, he's pretty stumped!!
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Old 10-22-2009, 01:13 PM   #10338
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co-working pointing to boost gauge
him: is that for nos?
me:no its for reading boost pressue
him:wow these r turbo?

me - i sorta explained to him about a turbo does
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Old 10-22-2009, 01:36 PM   #10339
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^^^ I had a friend do the same thing! Except I just said no, it has a turbo.
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Old 10-22-2009, 01:59 PM   #10340
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One from my gf this morning as I was accelerating hard from a stupid new stop sign they put at the end on an on-ramp to RT 1 in New Brunswick, NJ:

Her: "Your car sounds like a jet taking off."
Me:
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:08 PM   #10341
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My girlfriend : "Your car is giving me a headache, why is it so loud?!"

Me: Accelerates
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:39 PM   #10342
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My telling of the story might not seem as funny as it was at the time:
My car was up on a lift and i was standing under it with 2 mechanics looking at the underside. The shop owner walks over and asks what's up? and the mechanic says "i am trying to decide were to run this extension from the exhaust cutout".
The owner says "this is front wheel drive so you have plenty of...(thats when he sees the rear diff)..."no wait, its rear drive"....then he does this classic double take as he looks up again and sees the front axles. He realizes now that its AWD but he still has this wtf?!?!? look on his face thats so damn funny that now i'm giggling like i've been snorting nitrous

I've ran in to this situation a few times before. It's pretty funny to see the thought processing on their faces
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:40 PM   #10343
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girl: Is that your car?
me: yup
girl: It's soo cute

I can't even explain how mnay times i've heard that
ughh

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Old 10-22-2009, 04:17 PM   #10344
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girl: Is that your car?
me: yup
girl: It's soo cute

I can't even explain how mnay times i've heard that
ughh
Luckly my girl friend has never called my car that. Found out she does not like STI or Evo wings though.
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Old 10-22-2009, 04:43 PM   #10345
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i just read this on my youtube video of my exhaust:

"does your car have to have a turbo to have a turbo-back exhaust"

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Old 10-22-2009, 04:51 PM   #10346
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i just read this on my youtube video of my exhaust:

"does your car have to have a turbo to have a turbo-back exhaust"

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Old 10-22-2009, 04:54 PM   #10347
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i just read this on my youtube video of my exhaust:

"does your car have to have a turbo to have a turbo-back exhaust"


LMAO - that is the best one in like 8 pages
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:33 PM   #10348
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I an always asked:
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-yes.
-what displacement?
-2.0
-oh, weak, does it pull hard?
-yes
-it looks to ligkt, maby that helps.
-maby (i'm bored with explaining whats turbo )
And i was asked the same way driving my brothers rx7. Maby it doesnt look like sport car? this happens often with me

LIGHT?!?!? Freaking subarus weigh a s...ton! You ever look at your door? Mine is something crazy like 4375.
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:10 PM   #10349
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LIGHT?!?!? Freaking subarus weigh a s...ton! You ever look at your door? Mine is something crazy like 4375.
My 2002 WRX Wagon with my fatty ass in it weighs 3600 LBS on a scale, with a full tank of gas. I think that's the maximum gross vehicle weight capacity, IE, the most you should load the car up to (if you were to put it on a scale).
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:09 PM   #10350
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Well, I don't have a WRX yet, but during my present car search I spoke with someone who was driving a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. As I asked him about his car his answers showed me how clueless he was. He best statement was that he was looking at a Subaru WRX but he changed his mind because " those damn German cars are so expensive to fix and you have to go to a specialist to have it worked on." say what????
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