Welcome to the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club Saturday September 20, 2014
Home Forums WikiNASIOC Products Store Modifications Upgrade Garage
NASIOC
Here you can view your subscribed threads, work with private messages and edit your profile and preferences Home Registration is free! Visit the NASIOC Store NASIOC Rules Search Find other members Frequently Asked Questions Calendar Archive NASIOC Upgrade Garage Logout
Go Back   NASIOC > NASIOC General > Motorsports

Welcome to NASIOC - The world's largest online community for Subaru enthusiasts!
Welcome to the NASIOC.com Subaru forum.

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest, which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our community, free of charge, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is free, fast and simple, so please join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-17-2001, 04:34 PM   #1
Wedge
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 2279
Join Date: Sep 2000
Chapter/Region: South East
Location: The MIA
Vehicle:
2000 Slingshot
Pastelito Racing

Post You Know You Are A Racer When...

Moderators : (Didn't know where to post this, please move if it's in the wrong place).
_____________________
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A RACER WHEN:

-You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.

-You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check
out cars (seats).

-You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time.

-You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to "racing
depth".

-When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you
just saved.

-When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the
track'.

-You change engine oil every other week.

-You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on
the throttle right after turning in.

-You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a
highway off-ramp.

-Your racing budget is one of the big three - mortgage, car
payments/maintenance, dating.

-Your email address refers to your race car rather than to you.

-You walk "proper lines" through the grocery store.

-You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.

-You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.

-You bought a race car before buying a house.

-You bought a race car before buying furniture for the new house.

-You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture!

-You find that you need a new house because you've outgrown your garage
and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more vehicle on
the street or in the front yard.

-The requirements you give your real estate agent are
(in order of importance):
1) 8-car climate controlled garage with an attached shop.
2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motorhome, a crew cab dualie, a 28'
enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder.
4) A grease pit.
5) Conveniently close to a hazardous waste disposal site.
6) Deaf neighbors.
7) Across the street from a paint and body shop.
8) Some sort of house with a working toilet and shower on the property
somewhere or hookups for the motorhome.

-You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires
that could have been purchased.

-You know well that orthodontic work is the equivalent of three sets of
tires.

-You sit in your race car in a dark garage and make car noises and shift and
practice your heel and toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from
the machine shop.

-You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.

-Your wife says, "If you buy another set of tires, I'm getting a new
mink."

-Your garage holds more cars than your house has bedrooms.

-You have enough spare parts to build another car.

-More than one racer supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by
name when you call.

-You have car parts in your cubicle at work.

-You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start
your engines!"

-If you can't remember when you last worked on weekdays and rested on
weekends.

-You're registered for wedding gifts at Pegasus and Racer Wholesale.

-Your Christmas list begins with "another set of Toyo RA1's" and aluminum
rods (and your 'significant other' knows what these are).

-After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question
is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"

-You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'.

-Your reading material in your bathroom consists of auto parts and racing
supply catalogs, several books written by famous drivers, every book Carroll
Smith has ever written and 400 car magazines, none of which have
centerfolds.

-People know you by your class letter, car number, and car color.

-People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you're the one stuck in the mud at
ButtonBog last weekend!"

-Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.

-Your criteria for selecting a significant other include auto repair
skills. Air tools optional.

-Your friends don't recognize you without a helmet and driver's suit.

-Your family remembers your hair color as "grease".

-You plan your wedding around the race schedule.

-You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar
every other week or so.

-You remember the dates and details of every race you've ever been in,
but can't remember your phone number.

-Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time
with you.

-You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay
on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.

-A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or
organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."

-You give out Automotive Engineering's number when a friend asks for the
best hardware store.

-You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."

-You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.

-You enjoy driving in the rain on the way to work or school.

-You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming
out.

-Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.

-You always do a toe & heel downshift while your passenger gives you a
real funny look.

-You can't stand anyone telling others how to drive. Of course, you are
the best.

-You can't stand understeer.

-You always want to change something in your street car to make it handle
better.

-You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil.

-You hate long distance drives to visit relatives of to go on vacation,
but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.

-You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.

-You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that flow bench to
fix the air filter on her van.

-You save broken car parts as "mementos".

-Your last several freeway forays included just brushing the curbs as you
apexed the on-ramps perfectly.

-You've found your lawn mower runs pretty good on 108 octane gas (but
doesn't care for alcohol).

-The local tire shop won't honor the tread life warranty on any car you
have been within 50 yards of.

-The shop manager at your local car dealer mutters "dear Lord" under his
breath after he sees the size of your exhaust system.

-The local police and state Highway Patrol have a picture of your car
taped to their dashboard.

-You spend more time polishing your exhaust tips every day than you do
bathing.

-Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have qualifying times.

-You would choose a roll bar over air conditioning if it were an option.

-You enjoy driving through wet, empty parking lots and using the
emergency brake to kick the back end out.

-White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight.

-You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a
fun limiter."

-You spend more on insurance premiums than on food.

-Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the
ideal final drive ratio for given situations.

-When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "Prepared to Win."

-When someone asks where you went to school, you reply, "Skip Barber".

-You have racing shops programmed on your speed dialer.

-You own five cars and only one of them is street legal.

-You know the 1/4 mile times and skid pad numbers of your riding mower
and want to improve them.

-You've embarrassed your significant other at least once by insisting on
wearing your full face helmet while driving.

-You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute,
including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.

-You quote your street tire wear life in weeks rather than miles.

-You regularly live test your rev limiter on that straight that's a
little too long for 2nd but not worth going into 3rd for.

-You've started looking for sponsors for your daily commute.

-You've slalomed in a construction zone, and counted your penalty time in
the rearview afterwards.

-After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your vacation she
answers: "Why... is there a race there?"
___________________________________


-Vic
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.
Wedge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2001, 04:47 PM   #2
nqwan
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 2916
Join Date: Nov 2000
Chapter/Region: SCIC
Location: OC
Vehicle:
02 duburu arr exu

Default

been posted before but good stuff nonetheless
nqwan is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2001, 05:21 PM   #3
johnfelstead
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 856
Join Date: Feb 2000
Chapter/Region: International
Location: Hampshire, England, UK
Vehicle:
2005 JDM STi
Black

Default

That list is scary, i need help.
johnfelstead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2001, 09:14 PM   #4
BRP1
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 4358
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Akron,Ohio
Vehicle:
01 Impreza
BRP

Default

Wow that is funny I am in big trouble!
BRP1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2001, 10:52 PM   #5
Future Subaru Driver1
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 1049
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Default wow.

i've had this problem since i was born.....that was 17 years ago....
Future Subaru Driver1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2001, 04:49 AM   #6
Irvine Subaru
Vendor
 
Member#: 5099
Join Date: Mar 2001
Chapter/Region: SCIC
Location: Lake Forest, CA
Default

You know you're a racer when...

- You tell the significant other that she goes before the car, and she isn't surprised.

True story.
Irvine Subaru is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2001, 03:01 PM   #7
Red-Impreza
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 3884
Join Date: Jan 2001
Talking

... Rather then slowing down, you practice timing the throttle so that your car lands flat after hitting the speed humps in your neighborhood.

Also a true story (and not good with a trunkload of groceries).

Red-Impreza is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2001, 03:33 PM   #8
10th Warrior
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 2230
Join Date: Aug 2000
Chapter/Region: MWSOC
Location: Toronto these days
Vehicle:
2000 2.5RS
Silverthorn, PGT #671

Default

yeah, its been posted before, but this one is a little different than the version i have.

Quote:
You walk "proper lines" through the grocery store.
this one used to say "you pilot your trolley (shopping cart) through a proper line at the grocery store" or something like that. how true of course, being a rally fan, i have been known to "flick" my cart and get a slide going
10th Warrior is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2001, 01:52 PM   #9
DubbleURX
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 10448
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Las Vegas Rally Champion
Default

I love rallying the carts at the store. How come everyone always looks at me while the rubber wheels are screaching around turns?

Danny
DubbleURX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2001, 05:39 PM   #10
juztin180
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 11804
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: New Smyrna Beach/Daytona Beach
Default

Hehe

i work in a grocery store.
You'd be suprised how many race people do that.

The husband comes sliding around the end of an aisle behind the wife, she looks at him and rolls her eyes, and he gets the cart straight again, only to do it on the next aisle.

Hell, we do it too at work. We have races all the time. Drifting through the produce section is my fav. work past-time

Then after we close, we gotta use these machines to scrub the floor. They're powered and have rubber tires, so when the floor is wet you can drift them too! its great
juztin180 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2001, 01:29 AM   #11
Uncle Git
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 6462
Join Date: May 2001
Location: San Diego CA
Default

This list worries me..... I`ve never raced in my life - OK I did the odd rally school - but I actually qualify for a large % of the above.

I need help....

Though I think I'm looking in the wrong place here
Uncle Git is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2001, 01:33 AM   #12
Onederer
I am NOT nice
Moderator
 
Member#: 7952
Join Date: Jun 2001
Chapter/Region: SCIC
Vehicle:
2014 Ford Fiesta ST
White

Default

You walk "proper lines" through the grocery store

I am soooo guilty of that one! I love this list!
Onederer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2001, 02:13 AM   #13
Scoobie Doogie
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 9805
Join Date: Aug 2001
Chapter/Region: MAIC
Location: Dillsburg @ Bobs coffee shop
Vehicle:
2009 Bimmah 135 eye
Silvuh

Default

I'm BUSTED too.

Scoobie Doogie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2001, 03:15 AM   #14
codemunky
Scooby Guru
 
Member#: 1804
Join Date: Jul 2000
Chapter/Region: SCIC
Location: Irvine
Default

- Wear racing shoes as normal day to day footwear.

- Wear gloves when driving.

- You heel-toe at every turn.

- U turns turn into 180 degree slides.
codemunky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2001, 05:58 AM   #15
stiguy555
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 11190
Join Date: Oct 2001
Chapter/Region: MWSOC
Location: Central WI
Vehicle:
1992 Lexus SC400
1998 Forester - Green :D

Default

I'm guilty of pushing the cart WRC style too!
stiguy555 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2001, 11:35 PM   #16
HndaTch627
Scooby Guru
 
Member#: 6551
Join Date: May 2001
Chapter/Region: MWSOC
Location: Carol Stream, IL
Vehicle:
'01 GC8 Dinged STM
'09 Concours 14 ABS Black

Thumbs up

KICK ASS!!!
HndaTch627 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
You know you are wasted when... you wear a condom to work scaryfastskier Off-Topic 30 05-20-2005 01:07 AM
You know you're a road racer when... jmolaver Motorsports 17 05-01-2005 12:00 AM
You know you are the shiznit when you can do this!! 02blueWRX Off-Topic 24 04-23-2004 12:49 AM
You know you are raising a Soobie nut when... Skobie General Community 18 01-06-2003 03:16 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:05 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Powered by Searchlight © 2014 Axivo Inc.
Copyright ©1999 - 2014, North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club, Inc.