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Old 05-22-2007, 03:09 PM   #76
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You deserve to be picarded.

Keep your wang in your pants. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say WAPCE is the least of your troubles if you were boning this chick unprotected right off the bat...
Your probably right, I still can't believe she put out within 2 hours of meeting her. It might of even been a hour, and she made all the moves. After divorce self owning for me. I need to really sort my self out before i get someone knocked up again (hopefully not this time) It took 2 times for my ex wife.
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:19 PM   #77
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Your probably right, I still can't believe she put out within 2 hours of meeting her. It might of even been a hour, and she made all the moves. After divorce self owning for me. I need to really sort my self out before i get someone knocked up again (hopefully not this time) It took 2 times for my ex wife.
The next time a chick tries to get in your pants within 2 hours do the following as quickly as possible:

-Scream like a little girl.
-Throw most of a bottle of penicillin at her.
-Use whatever penicillin is left on yourself; throw a few pills down the pants, and ingest the rest. Never hurts to be too careful.
-Cross yourself against the devil (may or may not do anything, but worth the effort)
-Repeat the little girl scream and run away.

Be sure to get it on video as well. It will make for a much better OT thread.
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:30 PM   #78
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shes even giving you an out , you dont even have to be thr ******* here, RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:34 PM   #79
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Just looking through all the emails she sent me at work.

"Seriously. . . we need to keep these feelings forever! Don't let it fade, the anticipation to see one another, kiss one another, just to be in each other's arms........ "

Guess that didn't last long for her LOL
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:43 PM   #80
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Also what makes me look like a huge dumbass is the fact that she said she was on the pill and can't use condoms because they burn her really bad.
Maybe she is allergic to latex, but i don't think that's the case. I'm pretty sure it wasn't the condoms that had her burning. You might want to go get checked out.
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:46 PM   #81
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"It burns when you urinate.."

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Old 05-22-2007, 03:50 PM   #82
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well no signs of anything yet haha
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:51 PM   #83
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well no signs of anything yet haha
The only sign you need to see.

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Old 05-22-2007, 04:06 PM   #84
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The only sign you need to see.
Give the guy a break. It's hard to see the sign. It's dark up in there.
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:17 PM   #85
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WOW... boning a chick with no condom 1 hr after meeting her? AND she has a 7 yr old kid!? Sheeesh... You must have been desparate as hell!!!! Is that what marriage and divorce does to a person!? Remind me never to get married!

Oh yeah... we need pics of the WAPCE specimen...




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Old 05-22-2007, 04:19 PM   #86
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I'll put something up tonight, watch someone in here will know her haha
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:22 PM   #87
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Just looking through all the emails she sent me at work.

"Seriously. . . we need to keep these feelings forever! Don't let it fade, the anticipation to see one another, kiss one another, just to be in each other's arms........ "

Guess that didn't last long for her LOL
That is some psycho talk right there.
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:36 PM   #88
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Here she is.

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Old 05-22-2007, 06:54 PM   #89
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Here she is.

that scared the sh** out of me.

did the thought of getting her a pregnancy test occur at all??

if you boned her six times, in one month. all without a condom. and she has been broken up with her ex for how long?
she is just noticing now? I'm going out on a limb and saying its yours.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:19 PM   #90
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Well she claimed she's gained 10 - 15lbs over the last three months. But she quit working out and eats like **** so who knows.

She did say she had her period the last two months and this one was late. She told me she was going to get a test on Saturday and she hasn't said a word to me since. I'm not going to run after her, she can contact me if she wants to talk.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:25 PM   #91
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Well she claimed she's gained 10 - 15lbs over the last three months. But she quit working out and eats like **** so who knows.

She did say she had her period the last two months and this one was late. She told me she was going to get a test on Saturday and she hasn't said a word to me since. I'm not going to run after her, she can contact me if she wants to talk.
I agree with you not contacting her. Just wait it out and if it turns out that you are all in the clear, end it and take a break from dating for a couple months.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:13 PM   #92
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Imagine her with red hair, and she could be my prostitute ex-gf (that's a long story, also WAPCE). She's got WAPCE in those eyes and cheeks.

Shudder.

To be fair, before my divorce was final (you have to wait a year and a day back home) I was doing the unprotected horizontal limbo dance with my gf, but a) she claimed she hadn't had sex in 8 years, b) she had no kids, c) we waited until the first date (after I met her), before doing it.

Anyway, WRAP IT UP BRO.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:18 PM   #93
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hook line and sinker

id change your name and move to a far away place
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:25 PM   #94
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:27 PM   #95
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holy big pic!
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:24 PM   #96
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Run, far and fast.
+1, the good side is she is not begging to move in and show you off to all of her Girl friends and Ex boyfriends !
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:28 PM   #97
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get a vasectomy, change the date on the doctors slip or somethin, plead the fif!

I will be hoping for you man, you don't deserve this...well, you kinda were stupid about it, but you're just a hopeless romantic in my eyes...sorry man, move on quickly
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:34 PM   #98
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get a vasectomy, change the date on the doctors slip or somethin, plead the fif!

I will be hoping for you man, you don't deserve this...well, you kinda were stupid about it, but you're just a hopeless romantic in my eyes...sorry man, move on quickly
That I'll agree with I fall for women way to quick, she's on YIM now but I refuse to talk to her. She will contact me if she wants to.
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Old 05-23-2007, 08:23 AM   #99
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Still nothing from the WAPCE
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Old 05-23-2007, 09:09 AM   #100
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I think you dodged one. Even if it’s yours, she’s probably selling it to the ex as his. And as previously stated, that might have been her end game all along.
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