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Old 06-26-2007, 11:54 PM   #1
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Default You know how to know when its hot out?

You grab an Oreo's out of the cookie jar and the icing pinches out before the damn thing clears the lid. Now normally i habitually twist them apart before eating all the parts separately but damnit, its just not the same this way. The milk goes lonely tonight.

This statement reeks of euphemism ripe for the pickin.
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:55 PM   #2
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You know how I know you're too poor to afford A/C?
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:58 PM   #3
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I have a/c. Just not in the kitchen cubbords, basement boy.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:00 AM   #4
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You know how I know when its hot out? When my balls stick to your mom's face.



Thanks, i'll be here all night.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:02 AM   #5
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You wanna know how I know this thread sucks...
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:22 AM   #6
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I knew it was really hot out when I discovered that nipples don't sweat in the heat of Iraq.
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Old 06-27-2007, 01:06 AM   #7
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I knew it was hot out when i walked outside and discovered it was hot out.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:31 AM   #8
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i knew it was hot when my jeans had a nice long sweat streak along the line of my ass crack, and when my nuts stank like a wet dog drenched in piss
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:38 AM   #9
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it's so damn muggy/humid.
open window and electric fan FTL!
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:39 AM   #10
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i knew it was hot when my jeans had a nice long sweat streak along the line of my ass crack, and when my nuts stank like a wet dog drenched in piss
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