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Old 07-10-2007, 06:30 PM   #1
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Default So a girl i BONED from 2003 calls me today.....

To tell me that she just found out she has Chlamydia and was wondering if she got it from me.... Biggest laugh i had all year

The WAPCE's Tittywop is pending.....

Title FIXED!~!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:31 PM   #2
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:31 PM   #3
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Chlamydia of the anus?
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:31 PM   #4
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wooot woooot


dont you know - IDP = Forever!~
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:32 PM   #5
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:33 PM   #6
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:33 PM   #7
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Shenanigans!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:33 PM   #8
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Chlamydia of the anus?
I just meant that i slept with her.... I didnt actually get to IDP her
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:34 PM   #9
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then why the misleading title?
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:35 PM   #10
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I didnt actually get to IDP her
Bannnination!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:36 PM   #11
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I just meant that i slept with her.... I didnt actually get to IDP her
That's justifiable homicide.
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:36 PM   #12
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then why the misleading title?
/ban
I shoulda just told her to shut up and force it in...
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:37 PM   #13
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You can’t claim IDP unless you actually rammed you meat through her turd cutter. I third the move for bannation.
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:39 PM   #14
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so did you give her chlamydia or not?

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Old 07-10-2007, 06:39 PM   #15
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I just meant that i slept with her.... I didnt actually get to IDP her


Make with the pics if you want to redeem yourself.
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:39 PM   #16
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Ok misleading title FTL
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:40 PM   #17
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Make with the pics if you want to redeem yourself.
Title fixed
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:41 PM   #18
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Only half redeemed, you still need to make with the pics.
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:55 PM   #19
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3 years ago? And she thinks you gave it to her? Oh the hilarity will ensue
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:57 PM   #20
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Tell her you don't have chlamydia, but you do have herpes, and she should get herself checked.
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:03 PM   #21
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i got laid once
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:09 PM   #22
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i got laid once
Only once huh
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:12 PM   #23
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ok post her # so we can all call and be like "hey u were pretty wasted but we banged a few months ago....I think you gave me chlamydia?"
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:12 PM   #24
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it was a wonderfull 5 seconds
it changed my life forever
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:13 PM   #25
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Only half redeemed, you still need to make with the pics.

54321!
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