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Old 08-08-2007, 11:57 PM   #1
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Default Oh lord, caught my dad looking at porn for the 2nd time! How do I make him stop!

Ok, so about a year or two ago, my parents had me come over to fix their computer (I work in IT anyway). So I go over there, get it working and am looking at the hard drive to see what I can get rid of that they don't use anymore. Well, at that time I stumbled onto my dad's stash of hairy women pictures (ewww). I said something to him and he played it off saying that some guy at work had sent it to him and he just forgot to delete them. Ok, cool.

Last weekend We went to Indiana for my sisters graduation from Purdue. He had bought a laptop a few months ago for work, but it is his own personal laptop. So while we are there he asks me to look at his laptop cause he is getting a bunch of popups and his homepage is different now. So I go through clean off a TON of spyware and a virus. I fix his homepage thing, and as I am I find another porn web address for hairy chics (I think I'm gonna be sick). So, since my mom was in the same room at the time I didn't say anything this time.

My main thing is that I told him he needs to quit looking at that stuff before, cause that is why they keep getting viruses and whatnot, and everytime he does, I end up having to spend hours fixing it, just to do it all over again a few months later.

How do I tell my dad to quit going to porn! Should I invite him to the other place? LMAO. Seriously though, it's starting to get on my nerves. I am seriously thinking about telling him that if he doesn't quit looking at stuff like that (cause he doesn't know which sites are safe, and which aren't) that I am not going to fix his computer anymore.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:59 PM   #2
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that is quite.


quite.



quite.

funneh.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:59 PM   #3
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refer him to a safe place like the b4rn?
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:59 PM   #4
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Tell him to use firefox and hook him up with a torrent site with porn. No reason he shouldn't be looking at porn let the old man have his hairy women.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:59 PM   #5
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Internet Explorer?
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:00 AM   #6
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Install firefox with adblock...

Change his hosts file..

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At least it wasn't gay porn.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:02 AM   #7
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that is quite.


quite.



quite.

funneh.
I find it kind of gross, to be honest.

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refer him to a safe place like the b4rn?
LOL, yeah I thought about that.

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Tell him to use firefox and hook him up with a torrent site with porn. No reason he shouldn't be looking at porn let the old man have his hairy women.
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Internet Explorer?
The problem is that he just does a google search for hairy women, pick the first website that comes up, and then when their spyware box pops telling him he is infected with a virus and to click the box to clean it, he clicks it. Last time I fixed it, I installed spybot, adaware, zone alarm firewall and AVG AV. He got all upset that everytime he tried to go somewhere on the net, these boxes kept coming up asking what he wanted to do. But I figure it was better then getting a virus.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:04 AM   #8
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The other part that pissed me off was that, after a while I was tired of working on it so I went to do something else. He got all pissed cause he HAD to use it for work the next day. I thought to myself, "THEN QUIT ****ING LOOKING AT PORN AND CLICKING ON SPYWARE!"
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:05 AM   #9
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do not deny your dad of his p0rn
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:06 AM   #10
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:06 AM   #11
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porn is your friend.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:06 AM   #12
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Let him look at it.

Porn saves marriages.

I am dead serious. Anti ****ing porn advocates will tell you it's bad. But imagine how many men did not go out and cheat on their wives thanks to porn at home.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:08 AM   #13
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Tell him about sites like opendirviewer.com or askjolene. There is no excuse for spyware, viruses, etc...from porn anymore.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:08 AM   #14
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I was going to install firefox, but his work uses this really picky, specific stuff, and I am afraid if I have him using firefox, it won't work anymore.

Does IE7 have a pop up blocker built in too? I don't know cause I don't have IE7. I use strictly firefox.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:08 AM   #15
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What's wrong with your dad? Who likes hairy women?!?! Mnmm yea I like spanking it to that cooter fro

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Old 08-09-2007, 12:09 AM   #16
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Let him look at it.

Porn saves marriages.

I am dead serious. Anti ****ing porn advocates will tell you it's bad. But imagine how many men did not go out and cheat on their wives thanks to porn at home.
well, I know for a fact that my parents haven't done the no pants dance for AT LEAST 20 years, so I am sure he's just getting rid of built up pressure.

God this is making me want to throw up.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:09 AM   #17
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Maybe it's something you two could enjoy togethor?
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:09 AM   #18
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Tell him about the alt.binary.pictures news groups.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:10 AM   #19
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The other part that pissed me off was that, after a while I was tired of working on it so I went to do something else. He got all pissed cause he HAD to use it for work the next day. I thought to myself, "THEN QUIT ****ING LOOKING AT PORN AND CLICKING ON SPYWARE!"
Why you crampin' on your dad's porn habits?
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:11 AM   #20
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Maybe it's something you two could enjoy togethor?

Ok, that's just gross.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:12 AM   #21
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Why you crampin' on your dad's porn habits?
Oh, I'm not. I have looked at porn before too. Not in a while, cause the gf likes sex just as much as I do, so I have no reason to. But all the spyware and viruses he gets, get on my nerves.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:12 AM   #22
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Oh oh I just thought of another hint to curb your dad's habit.












Suggest to your mom that she holds off on shaving her cooter so often!
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:15 AM   #23
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so ground him. that'll learn him.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:15 AM   #24
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I agree with others in this thread. Porn is an inalienable right. Instead of making him stop, teach him how to properly search for porn.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:17 AM   #25
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Let him look at it.

Porn saves marriages.

I am dead serious. Anti ****ing porn advocates will tell you it's bad. But imagine how many men did not go out and cheat on their wives thanks to porn at home.
how many? a number equal to the number of men that have dropped or cheated on their wives cuase they look at porn and think its real and see that 'the grass is greener' somewhere else.
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