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Old 09-26-2007, 12:45 AM   #1
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Talking For all you single guys.....

Check this out, You can buy a bride, some as low as $4k!
You have to read the Testimonials, I was laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants!

http://marryourdaughter.biz/index.ph...&limitstart=20

Here's a quote if ur too lazy.

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"


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Old 09-26-2007, 12:47 AM   #2
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HAHA! That's just ****ing wrong dude...
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Old 09-26-2007, 12:55 AM   #3
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It's a joke, isn't it. So wrong...so freaking wrong.
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:00 AM   #4
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Lmao!!!!!
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:04 AM   #5
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It's a joke, isn't it. So wrong...so freaking wrong.
This is REAL! I saw them mention it on the news briefly.

My girl and I were looking through the list, there's around 5 pages of girls.

One was only 13!
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:05 AM   #6
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JEREMIAH: HEY CLETUS YOU STILL GOT THAT MONEY FROM WHEN UNCLE JERRY MARRIED MOMMA?

CLETUS: ...SURE DO JEREMIAH, WHAT CHU NEEDS IT FUR THO?

JEREMIAH: I JUST BOUGHT ME A 14YR OLD FOR US TO MARRY

CLETUS: WAHOOOOO!
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:08 AM   #7
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Poor girl

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Old 09-26-2007, 01:09 AM   #8
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"are you gonna be my new husband"?

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Old 09-26-2007, 01:13 AM   #9
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DON’Ts:

Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
Don’t include your full name.
Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.
How am I suppose to propose to a chick that I don't even know if she swallows or not. **** that!
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:27 AM   #10
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haha, who would do this???















*checks bank account*
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:34 AM   #11
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How am I suppose to propose to a chick that I don't even know if she swallows or not. **** that!
Dude, Speaking of swallows, Did you know one of my Girls' baby books, it says that a load of "manseed" contains Prostaglandins, Hormones known to start labor that, in their synthetic form, are sometimes used in medical inductions. In some circles it's said to be more effective if the seed is swallowed So basically, a Human womans' body is designed to take a shot in the mouth! tell them it promotes healthy babies!
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:38 AM   #12
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Dude, Speaking of swallows, Did you know one of my Girls' baby books, it says that a load of "manseed" contains Prostaglandins, Hormones known to start labor that, in their synthetic form, are sometimes used in medical inductions. In some circles it's said to be more effective if the seed is swallowed So basically, a Human womans' body is designed to take a shot in the mouth! tell them it promotes healthy babies!
Haha, dude, my eyes are watering right now from laughter, my wife is over my shoulder reading trying to understand what is so great about swallowing
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:39 AM   #13
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A/P yea!

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Old 09-26-2007, 09:40 AM   #14
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warren jeffs??
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:41 PM   #15
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wow! this makes me sick!
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:45 PM   #16
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My car is up for sale... I need money
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:49 PM   #17
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What determines the amount of money some are 3k some are 60k. Maybe the 60k idps.
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:10 PM   #18
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one is right under $100k! Lookin' like a cracked-out version ofthe crazy bish from Wedding Crashers. "I'll find u!"
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:35 PM   #19
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we should get a SWIC wife
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:03 PM   #20
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Bah weaksauce... I was hoping for something like "... here's my readily available, 20-something, redhead younger sister. She likes car geeks that may or may not have just moved to the area."

ah well...
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:16 PM   #21
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You've got to be kidding me. I hope this is a joke!
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:38 PM   #22
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You've got to be kidding me. I hope this is a joke!
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/0...our-daughters/

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September 11, 2007, 4:06 pm
Please Don’t Marry Our Daughters

By Brad Stone

Tags: marryourdaughter.com, pranks

The parents of 15-year-old Rachel M. say that “being married is the only career” their daughter is interested in. They are seeking a man willing to pay $19,995 for her hand in marriage.

Kristin J., 16, has a wild streak but recently decided “it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer.” Her parents are trying to sell their “fiery” daughter into matrimony for $49,995.

Or so go the personal ad listings on MarryOurDaughter.com, an outrageous Web site that purports to blithely sell underage girls to older husbands for large dowries.
Marry Our DaughterA screen shot from the Web site, Marry Our Daughter.

The site is a prank. Thank goodness.

But not everyone is in on the joke. The site has gotten 20 million page views in the last two weeks and now elicits around a thousand, mostly angry, emails a day. In the last few days, the site’s “publicity director” has also appeared on at least half a dozen talk radio shows around the country, including on Las Vegas (MIX-FM), Houston (KRBE-FM) and Philadelphia (WYSP-FM) and mixed it up with belligerent on-air-personalities and hostile listeners, whom he neglected to let in on the ruse.

“People get angry so fast they don’t stop to question whether its real,” says the creator of MarryOurDaughter.com, John Ordover, who masqueraded as the site’s fictional publicity director, the unlikely surnamed Roger Mandervan.

Mr. Ordover is a science-fiction editor with a prankish history and an interest in urban nudism.

Contacted through MarryOurDaughter this morning, Mr. Ordover quickly conceded the page was a parody aimed at drawing attention to inconsistencies in state marriage laws. States consider it a crime for adults to have sex with minors, but they allow kids as young as 12 to get married with parental and sometime judicial permission.

“As far as I can tell, in every state but Oregon, parents can marry off their children,” Mr. Ordover said, pointing to this Cornell University Web site which tracks the various state marriage laws. Texas has a particularly ridiculous legal discrepancy, he says. Kids as young as 14 need parental permission to get married – unless, the law says, they have already been married before.

Mr. Ordover is no stranger to controversy, or to media attention. Mr. Ordover runs events for nudists and recently organized a Sheepshead Bay nude cruise, covered by the Times in July.

In 2000, he was also the co-creator of the now defunct humor site Technicalvirgin.com, in which a young actress described the creative ways in which she maintained her honor. Last year, when those videos enjoyed a resurgence on YouTube the actress who appeared in them, Melanie Martinez, was fired from a job hosting “The Good Night Show” on the PBS KIDS Sprout network – another Mr. Ordover-inspired saga covered by the paper.

Mr. Ordover was planning on coming clean next week as the creator of the site and has a full slate of radio interviews scheduled this week. He said he avoided spinning his fiction to print journalists who might get fired for falling for the scheme, but reasoned that radio shock jocks had looser leashes.

“We were trying to get people a little stirred up about this,” Mr. Ordover said.
My brother went looking for info on the site after i sent him the link.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:32 PM   #23
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I figured someone would really try and find a girl, now we know it's your bro.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:35 PM   #24
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Steve: i'm disgusted that you even found that . . .
Christopher: It was posted on a forum
hhehehe
Sent at 2:27 PM on Wednesday
Steve: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/0...our-daughters/
Christopher: hahha
you went looking for info on it?
hahahaha
Steve: sarah was sitting here
when you sent it and popped it up
i told her to do a searh about it
and thats what we found
Sent at 2:35 PM on Wednesday
Christopher: hehe

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Yes. My brother.
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Old 09-26-2007, 07:42 PM   #25
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Damn, the internet hounds strike again!
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