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Old 10-03-2007, 12:41 PM   #1
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Default The message repeated a woman moaning: "Oh, yeah ... yeah ... oh, yeah ... do it to me

The article speaks for itself. WTLW go rub one out.

A MAN was lucky not to find himself facing contempt charges when his highly embarrassing mobile phone ring tone rang out loudly in a packed courtroom.

The decorum in the Ipswich Magistrate's call-over court was shattered as the sound of a woman experiencing heightened sexual pleasure rang out for between 10 to 20 seconds.

So how did it sound? Click the play button at right to hear one possibility...

Numerous people sat in the public gallery, including several local lawyers, struggled to choke back laughter in Court 1 as acting magistrate Roger Stark tried to ignore the ring tone and attend to the case before him.

The message repeated a woman moaning: "Oh, yeah ... yeah ... oh, yeah ... do it to me."

A man seated in the public gallery could be seen try to unsuccessfully turn off his phone as he also attempted to hide his obvious embarrassment.

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Old 10-03-2007, 12:47 PM   #2
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And I thought I got funny looks when I get text messages

"Owwwww, My sperm!" - Fry from Futurama
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:48 PM   #3
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Is that the When Harry Met Sally scene?
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:09 PM   #4
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I've never understood why people have ringtones like that.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:09 PM   #5
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Why am I not surprised when someone with that ringtone was in a court room.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:10 PM   #6
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i have a ring tone that says "I like bukkake!" repeatedly
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:12 PM   #7
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Any ringtone other than a "ring" or "beep" is pretty damned stupid IMHO.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:14 PM   #8
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What an asshat. That's probably as close to the real thing as he can get.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:14 PM   #9
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If I could, there is one customized ringtone I'd want.

If anyone has every watched the old "Miss Muffy and the Muff Mob" flash animations (by Bullseye Art), the very first episode has a talking phone that says, "Br-r-r-rang! Br-r-r-rang! Hey! Ya'll bitches hear me? Someone's onthe phone! Br-r-r-rang!"
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:17 PM   #10
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I got the Quagmire: "gigiddy gigiddy gi-gi-ddy oh-right" as my text msg tone

I had it go off once when I was taking a piss in a public bathroom, lets just say the timing was perfect and everybody was LOLing
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:20 PM   #11
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I have my phone calls set to "Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy communist **** twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"

Yea, it draws strange looks in church, or at work.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:38 PM   #12
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i have a ring tone that says "I like bukkake!" repeatedly
you should put the bukake song
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:44 PM   #13
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My phone: Ring.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:59 PM   #14
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I got the Quagmire: "gigiddy gigiddy gi-gi-ddy oh-right" as my text msg tone

I had it go off once when I was taking a piss in a public bathroom, lets just say the timing was perfect and everybody was LOLing
Dude... you need to send me this!
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:07 PM   #15
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Dude... you need to send me this!
I got most of my tones from funformobile.com
It's a crappy site layout but it's free
(got the peanut butter jelly time tone from there as well)
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:09 PM   #16
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My phone is on vibrate 100% of the time. Giggidy.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:16 PM   #17
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I have my phone calls set to "Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy communist **** twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"

Yea, it draws strange looks in church, or at work.
lol, I used to have that one, until it went off at the store around a bunch of elderly people. Funny as hell normally, just slightly inappropriate sometimes.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:25 PM   #18
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Is that the When Harry Met Sally scene?
I'm pretty positive it is.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:55 PM   #19
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:00 PM   #20
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I'm pretty positive it is.

Yes, that is Meg Ryan for sure. One of the local radio stations uses that sound byte and mixes it with a sound byte from Curly of the Three Stooges, pretty funny actually.
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