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Old 01-08-2008, 10:01 AM   #1
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Default Going under the knife tomorrow morning. First reply gets the ruckus

...if something goes wrong.


Found a lump in my chest a few months back. Didn't go away and started to get MUCH bigger. Doctors advised to have it removed. 7am tomorrow. 4 hour surgery.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:01 AM   #2
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first!
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:02 AM   #3
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:02 AM   #4
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It is probably just all that cum you have been swallowing getting backed up. Take a few days off from huffing dong and it should go away.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:03 AM   #5
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That's not really a reply, hero. This is a reply: "Hope it goes well, k-dawg. Best wishes. Blah blah blah."

GIMMIE RUCKUS!
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:03 AM   #6
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:04 AM   #7
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It is probably just all that cum you have been swallowing getting backed up. Take a few days off from huffing dong and it should go away.
you know, that's what the doctors said. to me, you can't beat the nutrition in ingesting a big tablespoon on man-jam.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:05 AM   #8
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That's not really a reply, hero. This is a reply: "Hope it goes well, k-dawg. Best wishes. Blah blah blah."

GIMMIE RUCKUS!
you make a good point....

i'll leave it for the judges to decide.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:07 AM   #9
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what kind of lump is it? its not the big C is it?
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:11 AM   #10
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I'll tell you what kind of a lump it isn't.



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Old 01-08-2008, 10:17 AM   #11
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what kind of lump is it? its not the big C is it?
they don't know yet. they'll do a biopsy when it comes out.

for reference, the lump is 3.5 inches wide, 2 inches high, and about .75 inch deep. BIG and getting bigger. they said the scar should be about 4.5 inches long, so that's pretty sweet!
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:19 AM   #12
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i don't need luck. I'll need some pain killers!!
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:20 AM   #14
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<Anthony Michael Hall> "Could you describe the ruckus?" </amh>

good luck!
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they don't know yet. they'll do a biopsy when it comes out.

for reference, the lump is 3.5 inches wide, 2 inches high, and about .75 inch deep. BIG and getting bigger. they said the scar should be about 4.5 inches long, so that's pretty sweet!
Wow, that is a big penis!

Good luck! I hope everything comes out ok.
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ask to keep it. put it in a pickle jar and show it off to the ladies.
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Good luck, I hope the pain killers work well for you.

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Old 01-08-2008, 10:23 AM   #18
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My dog has all kinds of lumps like that. The vet said they're nothing to worry about, so I'd cancel the surgery if I were you.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:24 AM   #19
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ask to keep it. put it in a pickle jar and show it off to the ladies.
i want to keep it in a jar and put "Dan Jr." on the jar's label. i'm convinced i'm reproducing asexually.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:25 AM   #20
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they don't know yet. they'll do a biopsy when it comes out.

for reference, the lump is 3.5 inches wide, 2 inches high, and about .75 inch deep. BIG and getting bigger. they said the scar should be about 4.5 inches long, so that's pretty sweet!
Is it squishy? Does it hurt?
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Is it squishy? Does it hurt?
it used to hurt and now all of the pain has stopped. it's really hard.
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no. it's hard and it hurts.
That's good! Cancer is rarely painful!

No, that's bad. I wanted the ruckus
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That's good! Cancer is rarely painful!

No, that's bad. I wanted the ruckus
what's weird is that it's not a single lump. it's actually a mass of smaller lumps. the smaller lumps are centered around one larger single lump.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:32 AM   #24
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what's weird is that it's not a single lump. it's actually a mass of smaller lumps. the smaller lumps are centered around one larger single lump.
Maybe the eggs are hatching and secreting a numbing agent that will eventually paralyze your breathing?
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what's weird is that it's not a single lump. it's actually a mass of smaller lumps. the smaller lumps are centered around one larger single lump.
The warm weather might be a factor to an early spring bloom
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