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Old 02-14-2008, 02:39 PM   #1
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Default Official Batchellor Valentines Day Thread

Well im single this year thanks to my ex running back to her crackhead ex boyfreind. I'm trying to figure out what options there are for a single guy to do. It seems like everyone is hooked up and they got dinner plans (my buddies, my parents, my brother, my coworkers.

What do you single people do on Valentines Day?

So far I have tossed around:

1-BBQ a steak dinner with a nice bottle of beer or wine and watch a shootem-up movie (one with absolutely no love story).

2-Go to the biggest singles bar in the area and see what happens.

3-Go through my phone and call all my "backups" to try and get a booty call.

4-Park the car in the garage and start a project on the Subie.

5-Make pointless threads on NASIOC all evening.
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:41 PM   #2
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masturbate furiously?

and btw, it's spelled bachelor.
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:41 PM   #3
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i plan on working late. **** VD.
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:45 PM   #4
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masturbate furiously?

and btw, it's spelled bachelor.
Thats not a given? lol

I can NEVER spell that word correctly so i've stopped caring about that word. Matter of fact i may even stop using it in protest.
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:46 PM   #5
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:47 PM   #6
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i plan on working late. **** VD.
edit: nvmd

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Old 02-14-2008, 02:52 PM   #7
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I was thinking about drinking some Crown Royal tonight but if i stay in but i decided on Chimay Trappist Grande Reserve beer or Rosenblum Petite Syrah Heritage Clones wine instead.
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Old 02-14-2008, 03:14 PM   #8
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Hookers & Blow
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Old 02-14-2008, 03:19 PM   #9
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I think you meant to post that in "How are you gonna spend your tax return"
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Old 02-14-2008, 03:20 PM   #10
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I haz cold. Go bed erly.
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Old 02-14-2008, 03:33 PM   #11
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edit: nvmd
wat you say?
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:11 PM   #12
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roofie-colada. Nuff said.
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:17 PM   #13
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Just work through your possibilities in the order listed!
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:18 PM   #14
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:34 PM   #15
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Just work through your possibilities in the order listed!
You are more right then you think. I am going to:

BBQ a steak, drink some Chimay at 6pm

Already set up a booty call for 730pm (no valentine's day presents or crap)

Gonna kick her out after and do a little bit of touch up painting on the Subie after.

Then probably post all about it on NASIOC. Shes all into taKING PICTURES MAYBE I'LL MAKE HER write "f*** valentines day" on her stoumach while in lingerie and post it up on here lol.......

Swizz-dub: thought you meant something else by VD.... lol
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:36 PM   #16
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You misunderstood im desperate for something to do, im not desperate for a woman.
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:39 PM   #17
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Dude, Feb 14th has hella single wimmenz too. Just hit up the local packed bar, there should be tons of free poon floating around.
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:41 PM   #18
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15 year? Bah...

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Old 02-14-2008, 04:43 PM   #19
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Mid east special.
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15 year? Bah...

Bud of mine has a 1951 bottle.
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:46 PM   #21
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Then probably post all about it on NASIOC. Shes all into taKING PICTURES MAYBE I'LL MAKE HER write "f*** valentines day" on her stoumach while in lingerie and post it up on here lol.......
don't return without pics n00b

don't feel too bad, I am not single but my gf is studying for an exam and I will be masturbating furiously


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Old 02-14-2008, 04:47 PM   #22
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:49 PM   #23
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Bud of mine has a 1951 bottle.
I managed to get 2 of them on special... one is for drinking now, the other is going in my pantry for a while.



I should also specify that tonight is my league night, so I'll be bowling first. Then I go home and get sloshed. It'll be a good night
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:51 PM   #24
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Good enough for what I'm doing with it
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:51 PM   #25
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Screw Valentine's day. The WAPCE is strong on this day. I've turned down all v-day offers. the hoes get dealt with before and after - one yesterday, one tomorrow. they get too sentimental and ****, not to mention when they say, "well, since im single and you are too, let's be miserable together". Don't fall for that tarp! It's one big evil plan!

where's my tin foil hat?
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