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Old 04-04-2008, 11:42 AM   #1
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Unhappy Why does the day seem to drag when you have to take an epic dump?

I work in a little tiny office with a 5' X 5' bathroom.....I know I'm just going to destroy the thing....maybe I'll wait until about 20 min before the cleaning crew show up....
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:43 AM   #2
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:50 AM   #3
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^^now THAT'S a log^^

just do it man, just go.

my lil bro and i were at a gas station once and i left a huge log in there. i tried to flush it, but it wouldn't break to go down the hatch. i tired a couple more times....nuthin. so i walked out laughing my ass of cuz i knew he was waiting to go in there and he just goes "awww geez, what the hell?...". i guess he eventually got it to go.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:30 PM   #4
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Jim Beam + Ceaser salad + chips and salsa = assplosion.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:35 PM   #5
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^ Wow, that's like a fecal sabre!
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:40 PM   #6
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Shat or get off the cat.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:41 PM   #7
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I just got an epic dump of cypress mulch in the driveway and have to cart it to the back yard by hand in a wheelbarrow. My day is dragging as I try to get motivated to do it.
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:51 PM   #8
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Oh my, Jesus Lord!!!!

Damn that feels so much better....had to wipe a tear from the corner of my eye

It didn't even smell and clean-up was but a single wipe.....unusual to say the least for this sort of situation....might have to play the lottery today.


Jim Beam has one amazing side affect.....it will remove any left over, or impacted stool left in the system.....**** slimming teas....off to lunch!
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