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View Poll Results: You're at the urinals. You need to fart. There's someone next to you.
I let it rip. I don't care if it's loud or silent. I let exorcise the stinky demon. 113 63.84%
Using my sphincter, I slowly start to pee.....and keep the stink in. 28 15.82%
If it's a silencer type fart, yeah, I let it loose. 36 20.34%
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:53 PM   #1
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:54 PM   #2
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I fart, loud and proud. It's the bathroom.

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Old 04-23-2008, 02:54 PM   #3
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I anticipate that the poll options will leave much to be desired.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:54 PM   #4
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I fart, loud and proud. It's the bathroom.

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Old 04-23-2008, 02:55 PM   #5
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ibpole as well.....


Let 'er Rip.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM   #6
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Turn and say "I hope you like the smell of ass....."
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM   #7
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Depends on how well I know said person.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM   #8
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Let it fly free and proud.

I farted next to some bigwig for my company, and we both started laughing uncontrollably. We dont make eye contact when we pass in the hallways anymore.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM   #9
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Don't forget "ask other guy to pull your finger" in the poll.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM   #10
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IBpole

everyone in my office blasts ass. I do not.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:58 PM   #11
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Yore pole skills r no match 4 ower posting skilz.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:59 PM   #12
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The pole sucks, I was first!
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:00 PM   #13
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:02 PM   #14
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I fart, loud and proud. It's the bathroom.

ibpole
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:05 PM   #15
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I think I just farted a little.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:06 PM   #16
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I just adjust my aim so I start peeing on their shoes.

This causes them to jump away from me yelling degrading coments about my IQ and/or parentage.

While they are yelling I go ahead and fart, confident that it will go unheard.







Poll leaves much to be desired.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:06 PM   #17
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I stole some guys parking spot this morning. I then proceeded to commit a war crime in the urinal stall next to him. That's what you get for driving a miata.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:08 PM   #18
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Well you also get to be a mod...
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:11 PM   #19
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Well you also get to be a mod...
"I fart and piss where I want! I'm a NASIOC moderator!"
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:13 PM   #20
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If my boss or someone of authority or power over me, or a priest or something like that is standing next to me, i show restraint.

If its anyone else (friend, stranger, any regular dude) i just let it rip.

If you can't fart in male comfort in a mens restroom, then where the hell can you?
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:15 PM   #21
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1. Use fist... knock person out.
2. Fart (on person for extra points)
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:15 PM   #22
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If you can't fart in male comfort in a mens restroom, then where the hell can you?
According to some members here, your wife or SO's hands would be a great place...
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:22 PM   #23
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*rubs Snoopy's ear*
*rubs his shoulders*
*smacks his ass*

mazzle, mazzle...good things.

DRum
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:26 PM   #24
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:39 PM   #25
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Farts + lumps= go home early.
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