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Old 05-13-2008, 10:58 AM   #1
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:01 AM   #2
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The circle is complete.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:02 AM   #3
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:03 AM   #4
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I see what both of you did there--and these puns are the pits.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:04 AM   #5
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I see what both of you did there--and these puns are the pits.
*dons flamesuit*
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:04 AM   #6
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Delivery is still a restaurant to me. If you serve food to people, you're a restaurant to me.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:05 AM   #7
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Really? We're still making "...for Dummies" and/or "Complete Idiot's Guide..." jokes? Really? Weren't those stale like 15 years ago?
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:05 AM   #8
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Delivery is still a restaurant to me. If you serve food to people, you're a restaurant to me.
Exactly! I don't care if it's sit down or delivery!
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:06 AM   #9
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Exactly! I don't care if it's sit down or delivery!
What is happening to this thread??
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:06 AM   #10
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Exactly! I don't care if it's sit down or delivery!
Sit on my lap and I'll deliver the noodle!
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:07 AM   #11
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Really? We're still making "...for Dummies" and/or "Complete Idiot's Guide..." jokes? Really? Weren't those stale like 15 years ago?
I'm bringing it back. Just like the high five!
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:07 AM   #12
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I bet the general public will lap it up.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:10 AM   #13
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Last Will and Tasty Mint
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:10 AM   #14
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:12 AM   #15
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Really? We're still making "...for Dummies" and/or "Complete Idiot's Guide..." jokes? Really? Weren't those stale like 15 years ago?
Thank you, Amy Poehler.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:13 AM   #16
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I can't figure out something clever enough for "rubbin' is readin'". So somebody else can take it.


You can only go forward in the book, you can't go backwards. Because you can't turn the pages to the right.
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Last Will and Tasty Mint
...and THERE it is.
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That was so last week.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:21 AM   #19
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only the ignorant thinks NASCAR is just turning left
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:27 AM   #20
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only the ignorant thinks NASCAR is just turning left
don't ferget the smash 'em ups and the redneck soap opera portion, too!
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..and the fake NC accents.
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only the ignorant thinks NASCAR is just turning left
Yeah, if you turn left in the straight-away, you could end up in the infield. Sometimes those guys just have to fight that urge to turn left. That's the real struggle. It's really a mental game.
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So, NASCAR is:

- Turning Left
- Turning right ()
- Crashing
- Redneck Soap Opera
- Fake Redneck Accents



There, now you don't have to buy the book!

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Yeah, if you turn left in the straight-away, you could end up in the infield. Sometimes those guys just have to fight that urge to turn left. That's the real struggle. It's really a mental game.
yep, it's really that easy....that's why the new influx of open wheel gods has done so well
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:49 AM   #25
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yep, it's really that easy....that's why the new influx of open wheel gods has done so well
I am betting they are having problems with the last two points on my list.
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