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Old 07-21-2008, 05:49 PM   #1
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Default Another driver yelled at me

On the freeway today, an SUV in the next lane over come to my lane and cuts me off. No big deal… I slow down and let the SUV going on its merry way. Turn out we both take the same off-ramp. The ramp splits into two lanes and our cars end up side by side. The other driver (looks like an overweight soccer mom) opens her window and motions me to open mine. I open my window, and she blurts out “Next time, don’t drive in my blind spot”.
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:50 PM   #2
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You should've replied with "next time, try to complete the diet, heffer."
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:55 PM   #3
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You should've replied with "next time, try to complete the diet, heffer."
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:03 PM   #4
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Excellent.

In unrelated news:

I was driving through my neighborhood doing about 20 mph when this very large woman yells at me "Slow down!" to which I yelled back "Lose weight!".
I agree
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:06 PM   #5
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Let's see:

a fat woman in an SUV that blames you for her ****ty driving. yep. women can't drive for ****ing ****.

every time i see a car driving erratically on the way home from work, it's some girl in a cavalier texting or it's a woman in an SUV (talking on the phone optional).
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:10 PM   #6
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On the freeway today, an SUV in the next lane over come to my lane and cuts me off. No big deal… I slow down and let the SUV going on its merry way. Turn out we both take the same off-ramp. The ramp splits into two lanes and our cars end up side by side. The other driver (looks like an overweight soccer mom) opens her window and motions me to open mine. I open my window, and she blurts out “Next time, don’t drive in my blind spot”.
"You bet. In a city of 6 million, I'll make sure to keep an eye out just for you!"
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:12 PM   #7
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Spitting in her face would have made you feel better.
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:12 PM   #8
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I really wonder how people like that get on in the world. Almost convinces me that Darwin was wrong...
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:21 PM   #9
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i would have said...you cant be any stupider
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:40 PM   #10
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Stupider.
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:43 PM   #11
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My generic answer is always me rolling down my window and shouting "F You B!"
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:50 PM   #12
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Sounds about like what I dealt with picking up my rental car today. I'm sitting in my rental car, putting my first stop for the day into the gps when I notice this middle aged lady sitting in an SUV behind me. Mind you, we're on the ground level of Hertz's rental PICKUP area in Harrisburg International Airport. She then lays on her horn. I look back and she starts honking and flipping me off...

I hop out of the car and walk up to her window, the conversation then follows:
Me: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Fat Bitch: "Get the **** out of the spot so someone else can park there. I've been sitting here for 15 goddamn minutes waiting for you to quit dicking around and open up the parking spot."
Me: "What the ****. You do realize this is Hertz PICKUP and these aren't ****ing parking spots. You aren't even in a ****ing parking garage."
Fat Bitch: "Bull****. I'm parking here so I don't have to walk so goddamn far and pay the outrageous prices to park in the garage. Now get the **** out of my way."

I flip her off, walk to the car, drive out of the spot, and she pulls right in and gets her luggage and heads towards the escalators. I drive my car over to the Hertz reception area, explain what happened to the attendant, who procedes to call a tow truck. That bitch is going to be in for a wonderful surprise when she gets back from her trip.
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:56 PM   #13
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Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8100/4.2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102)

'Next time'I'll PIT your sorry ass into on-coming traffic!'
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:58 PM   #14
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ownage.

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Old 07-21-2008, 06:59 PM   #15
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Sounds about like what I dealt with picking up my rental car today. I'm sitting in my rental car, putting my first stop for the day into the gps when I notice this middle aged lady sitting in an SUV behind me. Mind you, we're on the ground level of Hertz's rental PICKUP area in Harrisburg International Airport. She then lays on her horn. I look back and she starts honking and flipping me off...

I hop out of the car and walk up to her window, the conversation then follows:
Me: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Fat Bitch: "Get the **** out of the spot so someone else can park there. I've been sitting here for 15 goddamn minutes waiting for you to quit dicking around and open up the parking spot."
Me: "What the ****. You do realize this is Hertz PICKUP and these aren't ****ing parking spots. You aren't even in a ****ing parking garage."
Fat Bitch: "Bull****. I'm parking here so I don't have to walk so goddamn far and pay the outrageous prices to park in the garage. Now get the **** out of my way."

I flip her off, walk to the car, drive out of the spot, and she pulls right in and gets her luggage and heads towards the escalators. I drive my car over to the Hertz reception area, explain what happened to the attendant, who procedes to call a tow truck. That bitch is going to be in for a wonderful surprise when she gets back from her trip.
*golf clap begins*

[stands up from desk]

*golf clap gets louder*
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:00 PM   #16
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you should've said "C U Next Tuesday"
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:08 PM   #17
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i have a funny one:

about 7 years ago, my youngest brother and i are driving back to my parents' house in my convertible mustang (top down) and we come up to a red light at a really busy intersection. We're going to be turning right at the red light, so we stop and i look to see if it's clear to turn. as i come to a stop, i hear brakes chirping and an idiot behind us start laying on the horn and screaming out the window to "F***ING DRIVE". Being that the top was down, I turn around in my seat and scream "you have to ****ing stop at red lights before you turn you dumb piece of ****! learn to ****ing drive!!!!". As i'm saying this, my youngest brother is up out of his seat and is flipping off the car with both hands and screaming "YOU ****ING IDIOT!!". the guy immediately realizes that either a) he was completely wrong and knows it b) he's a ***** c) all of the above, because he immediately shut his mouth and put his head back in the window.

****ing idiots.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:12 PM   #18
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Sounds about like what I dealt with picking up my rental car today. I'm sitting in my rental car, putting my first stop for the day into the gps when I notice this middle aged lady sitting in an SUV behind me. Mind you, we're on the ground level of Hertz's rental PICKUP area in Harrisburg International Airport. She then lays on her horn. I look back and she starts honking and flipping me off...

I hop out of the car and walk up to her window, the conversation then follows:
Me: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Fat Bitch: "Get the **** out of the spot so someone else can park there. I've been sitting here for 15 goddamn minutes waiting for you to quit dicking around and open up the parking spot."
Me: "What the ****. You do realize this is Hertz PICKUP and these aren't ****ing parking spots. You aren't even in a ****ing parking garage."
Fat Bitch: "Bull****. I'm parking here so I don't have to walk so goddamn far and pay the outrageous prices to park in the garage. Now get the **** out of my way."

I flip her off, walk to the car, drive out of the spot, and she pulls right in and gets her luggage and heads towards the escalators. I drive my car over to the Hertz reception area, explain what happened to the attendant, who procedes to call a tow truck. That bitch is going to be in for a wonderful surprise when she gets back from her trip.
10/10 would read again! Excellent work
edit: you do realize this would've been a great thread right?
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:13 PM   #19
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i have a funny one:

about 7 years ago, my youngest brother and i are driving back to my parents' house in my convertible mustang (top down) and we come up to a red light at a really busy intersection. We're going to be turning right at the red light, so we stop and i look to see if it's clear to turn. as i come to a stop, i hear brakes chirping and an idiot behind us start laying on the horn and screaming out the window to "F***ING DRIVE". Being that the top was down, I turn around in my seat and scream "you have to ****ing stop at red lights before you turn you dumb piece of ****! learn to ****ing drive!!!!". As i'm saying this, my youngest brother is up out of his seat and is flipping off the car with both hands and screaming "YOU ****ING IDIOT!!". the guy immediately realizes that either a) he was completely wrong and knows it b) he's a ***** c) all of the above, because he immediately shut his mouth and put his head back in the window.

****ing idiots.
Perhaps he was from Phoenix.

Because, uh, the Stop on Right Turn on Red concept does NOT exist in this town.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:14 PM   #20
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Sounds about like what I dealt with picking up my rental car today. I'm sitting in my rental car, putting my first stop for the day into the gps when I notice this middle aged lady sitting in an SUV behind me. Mind you, we're on the ground level of Hertz's rental PICKUP area in Harrisburg International Airport. She then lays on her horn. I look back and she starts honking and flipping me off...

I hop out of the car and walk up to her window, the conversation then follows:
Me: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Fat Bitch: "Get the **** out of the spot so someone else can park there. I've been sitting here for 15 goddamn minutes waiting for you to quit dicking around and open up the parking spot."
Me: "What the ****. You do realize this is Hertz PICKUP and these aren't ****ing parking spots. You aren't even in a ****ing parking garage."
Fat Bitch: "Bull****. I'm parking here so I don't have to walk so goddamn far and pay the outrageous prices to park in the garage. Now get the **** out of my way."

I flip her off, walk to the car, drive out of the spot, and she pulls right in and gets her luggage and heads towards the escalators. I drive my car over to the Hertz reception area, explain what happened to the attendant, who procedes to call a tow truck. That bitch is going to be in for a wonderful surprise when she gets back from her trip.
I can now log off of the internet for the day. Thank you kind sir.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:34 PM   #21
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hmm, try having supertones. since i have had my hella's in i have been flipped off and ****ed with more then ever. i got to the point i barely use the horns anymore because those things cause immediate road rage.

i'd have people cut me off, drift into my lane, basically anything that REALLY deserves a honk (mind you i never laid on my horns for these people), and I'd be the one who gets flipped off and treated like i was the bad guy or ****ty driver. i used to think it was funny till some redneck followed me for a while when i honked at him for nearly blindsiding me.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:41 PM   #22
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i used to think it was funny till some redneck followed me for a while when i honked at him for nearly blindsiding me.
Maybe he wanted to know where you got those kick ass horns.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:42 PM   #23
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Yeah, pimpshiznid did a good jerb.

kbcr3 also inspired me. Always have a friend or relative ready to start a swear storm in your car.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:42 PM   #24
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I had a brain fart the other day and started to cut someone off. He honked at me (fair game, that is what horns are for) and it brought me back to reality. But then I freaked him out because we turned out to be going to pretty much the EXACT same place! Seemed like I was following him Luckily he was confused where he was supposed to park so I ducked into a parkade before it got REALLY awkward and we ended up parking beside each other.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:43 PM   #25
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Ppl in Chicago drive like crap too. I always get honked at when i'm in a turning lane at an intersection and I don't park in the middle of the intersection waiting for a 1 car opening. Sorry I don't feel like getting t'boned while waiting like a sitting duck.
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