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Old 07-24-2008, 04:37 PM   #1
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Default Why do I get random boners?

Why do I get random boners from just sitting on the bus?
Is it because a cute girl just walked past??

So annoying as it can get uncomfortable while sitting down.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:37 PM   #2
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because you're 12?
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:38 PM   #3
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because you're 12?
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:38 PM   #4
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I used to get them riding the bus home all the time.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:38 PM   #5
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I had one at a meeting yesterday. I always get one when I'm fighting off sleep.

Then I had to stand up and speak. It was noticeable. Dammit. I was embarrassed.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:38 PM   #6
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you need to get laid








and because you're 12
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:38 PM   #7
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Smacked down by the OT Female Squad.

You should be used to that by niw.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:39 PM   #8
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cuz you randomly always think about poon??
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:40 PM   #9
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it is your bodies way of telling you to go jump off a bridge...
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:40 PM   #10
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you could always tuck it in between your legs and imagine that you're a girl
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:41 PM   #11
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Have to like kill 10 kittens in a day ...
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:42 PM   #12
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:43 PM   #13
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this was a serious problem in 8th grade. stupid thing has always on autopilot. didnt even matter what i was thinking about. hell even a good gust of wind up my jorts and it was ready to party
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:43 PM   #14
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because you're 12?
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:44 PM   #15
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That'd be slowing down for most of OT.

Hi-yo!
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:46 PM   #16
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That used to happen to me, then I turned 9
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:55 PM   #17
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1 reason is you may have high levels of testosterone in your body, but I'd like to think you just need to get laid.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:59 PM   #18
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Vibrations from the bus on your tailbone.
Happened to me all the time.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:02 PM   #19
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That used to happen to me, then I turned 9
thats unlikely
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:06 PM   #20
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Stop massaging your prostate on the bus ride home?
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:08 PM   #21
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because you're 12?
so he was 6 when he joined.

I have long suspected this about some of the long time members.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:14 PM   #22
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b/c you play with yourself at night
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:15 PM   #23
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I must be channelling Sharky or something... I read the thread title and my exact thought was:

"What are you, 12?"

Beaten to the punch.

OP: Here's something to look forward to: When fate is willing, and you start getting laid on a regular basis, your 'little' problem will probably go away.

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Old 07-24-2008, 05:15 PM   #24
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ah the ol' road trip boner. Always pops up right at your destination too.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:18 PM   #25
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ah the ol' road trip boner. Always pops up right at your destination too.
I'm 27 and this happens to me on a daily basis. I call it Destination Boner.
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