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Old 08-02-2008, 03:32 PM   #1
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Default Thinking of getting some shirts made with some random offensive quotes...

To give to people as gifts... and if you knew my friends, you'd understand.

First on the list:



"Guns don't kill people, Islam does".

"Guns don't kill people, Airplanes do".

"Guns don't kill people, Serbs do".

"Guns don't keep rapist on the street, the ACLU does".

"Guns don't slaughter, torture, rape children, or ethnically cleanse, Serbs do."

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do" (Stolen from OT)


What says teh OT? I need some more ideas. I know T-shirt hell has some great ones, but I'd rather make them personally.

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:32 PM   #2
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"Stoners don't kill people, Muslims with stones do".
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:33 PM   #3
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"Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do."
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:34 PM   #4
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"Guns don't kill people, minorities do."
fixed!
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:35 PM   #5
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an empty gun doesnt kill people...but a loaded one can
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:35 PM   #6
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My friend had this one- "guns dont kill people, people with mustaches do"

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:39 PM   #7
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an empty gun doesnt kill people...but a loaded one can
Hahha... Thats pretty good.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:40 PM   #8
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guns kill...how bad ass is that!
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:41 PM   #9
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guns kill...how bad ass is that!
Shoulda stopped while you were ahead.






Guns don't take away your rights, Liberals do.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:43 PM   #10
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happiness is a warm gun - john lennon





im sure its anti gun but its funny
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:43 PM   #11
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If guns are for p*ssies, drop your pants.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:47 PM   #12
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If guns are for p*ssies, drop your pants.
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w1nn4r!!!
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:48 PM   #13
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my gun + you = dead
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:49 PM   #14
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Conservatives suck.
Liberals swallow.

Prevent overpopulation -- Eat babies.

My kid sold your honor student meth.

Save bunnies, they're cuddly AND nutritious.

Kill 'em all, let Allah sort them out.

Allah kills.
Jesus saves.
Moses invests.

Keep prayer in the schools, stop distributing contraceptives.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:51 PM   #15
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'guns dont kill people, brucelee does' (when hes using a gun or eight)
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:54 PM   #16
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Conservatives suck.
Liberals swallow.

Prevent overpopulation -- Eat babies.

My kid sold your honor student meth.

Save bunnies, they're cuddly AND nutritious.

Kill 'em all, let Allah sort them out.

Allah kills.
Jesus saves.
Moses invests.

Keep prayer in the schools, stop distributing contraceptives.

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You make those up?
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Old 08-02-2008, 04:16 PM   #17
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"Don't make me turn this rape into a murder"
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Old 08-02-2008, 04:28 PM   #18
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To give to people as gifts... and if you knew my friends, you'd understand.

First on the list:



"Guns don't kill people, Islam does".

"Guns don't kill people, Airplanes do".

"Guns don't kill people, Serbs do".

"Guns don't keep rapist on the street, the ACLU does".

"Guns don't slaughter, torture, rape children, or ethnically cleanse, Serbs do."

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do" (Stolen from OT)


What says teh OT? I need some more ideas. I know T-shirt hell has some great ones, but I'd rather make them personally.

IBFlames and liberals.
Would you even consider wearing one of those if you weren't 6'13"?
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:05 PM   #19
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"Guns don't kill people, Serbs do".

"Guns don't slaughter, torture, rape children, or ethnically cleanse, Serbs do."

Serbs don't sympathize with Nazis, Croats do.

Glass houses....
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:07 PM   #20
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Guns don't kill people, doctors do.
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:16 PM   #21
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"Hey, look how insecure my tiny dick makes me"
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:16 PM   #22
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"Kill all white christians."

You are looking for bang for buck, right?

~~Quentin
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:20 PM   #23
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"Guns serve a useful purpose in a free society." Then move to Sacramento.
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:22 PM   #24
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Guns don't kill people.. wait.. WUT?
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:25 PM   #25
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"Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people."
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